Non Sequitur News

Welcome to ohmTown. The Non Sequitur News Show is held live via Twitch and Youtube every day. We, Mayor Watt and the AI that runs ohmTown, cover a selection of aggregated news articles and discuss them briefly with a perspective merging business, technology, and society. You can visit https://www.youtube.com/ohmtown for the complete history since 2022.

Articles Discussed:

Scottish Farm Selling Coffee

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/why-a-scottish-farm-is-selling-a-344-cup-of-coffee/

Double Robotic Lung Transplant

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/woman-receives-first-ever-fully-robotic-double-lung-transplant/

No Customer Money for Bonuses

https://www.ohmtown.com/forums/d/thames-yorkshire-and-welsh-water-blocked-from-using-customer-money-for-bonuses/

The Thinnest Spaghetti

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/chemists-have-created-the-worlds-thinnest-spaghetti/

Duct Tape Dimwit

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/passengers-duct-taped-a-guy-trying-to-open-the-plane-door-mid-flight/

Chronic Icelandic Eruptions

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/this-iceland-volcano-is-erupting-for-the-7th-time-this-year/

Extinct Rye Whiskey

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/this-company-rescued-some-extinct-rye-from-a-shipwreck-to-make-whiskey-what-have-you-done-today/

Wicked Rules

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/sit-down-and-shut-up-amc-theatres-has-harsh-rules-for-wicked-screenings/

Minecraft Theme Park

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/minecraft-breaks-into-the-real-world-with-huge-theme-park-deal/

Tracking Lost Birds

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/dedicated-scientists-and-birdwatchers-tracked-down-these-five-lost-birds/

Welcome to ohmTown. The Non Sequitur News Show is held live via Twitch and Youtube every day. We, Mayor Watt and the AI that runs ohmTown, cover a selection of aggregated news articles and discuss them briefly with a perspective merging business, technology, and society. You can visit https://www.youtube.com/ohmtown for the complete history since 2022.

Articles Discussed:

Canceled Chopsticks

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/spacex-launched-starship-for-the-sixth-time-but-canceled-the-highly-anticipated-chopsticks-maneuver-minutes-after-lift-off/

NSFW Traffic Signs

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/cops-searching-for-vigilante-who-installed-nsfw-traffic-signs-in-colorado/

Sabrina Carpenter Gets Freaky

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/priest-stripped-of-duties-after-sabrina-carpenter-got-too-freaky-in-his-church/

Uploading Personal Images

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/experts-alarmed-by-people-uploading-their-medical-scans-to-elon-musks-grok-ai/

Air is Leaking from the ISS

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/air-is-leaking-from-the-international-space-station-the-u-s-and-russia-cant-agree-why/

AA used AI to save $$

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/how-alaska-airlines-used-ai-to-save-over-1-2-million-gallons-of-jet-fuel/

Pizza Flavored Tomato Wine

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/no-one-out-wines-the-hut-pizza-hut-launched-a-pizza-flavored-tomato-wine/

Hennessy Plans to Bottle in China

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/distillerist/f/d/hennessy-workers-strike-over-chinese-bottling-plans/

Bid on a Burnt out Husk

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/late-nite-geeks/f/d/you-have-a-few-hours-left-to-bid-on-this-burned-out-husk-in-san-francisco/

Hydrogen Car Woes in California

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/realityhacker/f/d/the-norwegian-company-blamed-for-californias-hydrogen-car-woes-2/

Welcome to ohmTown. The Non Sequitur News Show is held live via Twitch and Youtube every day. We, Mayor Watt and the AI that runs ohmTown, cover a selection of aggregated news articles and discuss them briefly with a perspective merging business, technology, and society. You can visit https://www.youtube.com/ohmtown for the complete history since 2022.

Articles Discussed:

Two Undersea Cables Cut, I have Suspects.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/two-baltic-sea-communications-cables-have-been-knocked-offline/

24,000 Bottles of Tequila, 1 Heist

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/sammy-hagar-and-guy-fieri-lose-24000-bottles-of-tequila-in-1-million-heist/

Sell Chrome, Unbundle Android

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/us-lawyers-will-reportedly-try-to-force-google-to-sell-chrome-and-unbundle-android/

Generation Ship Proposed

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/researchers-plotting-giant-spaceship-that-could-carry-generations-of-humans/

Valves Summer Intern

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/warcrafters/f/d/a-summer-intern-once-saved-valve-from-a-near-fatal-lawsuit-after-a-publisher-decided-to-go-world-war-3-on-it-and-it-all-hinged-on-one-email/

200 Monkeys, the Extreme Sequel to 12 Monkeys

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/200-monkeys-in-thailand-run-amok-attack-police-station/

Pepsi Hijacked Soda Cups

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/why-pepsi-hijacked-mcdonalds-and-wendys-soda-cups/

The Biggest Anime Gaming Acquisition

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/sony-may-be-closing-in-on-the-biggest-anime-gaming-acquisition-in-recent-years/

Long Live Jaguar?

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/jaguar-is-now-jaguar/

Gladiator Battles in Rome

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/airbnbs-idea-to-hold-gladiator-battles-in-romes-colosseum-isnt-going-down-well-with-some-local-lawmakers/

Welcome to ohmTown. The Non Sequitur News Show is held live via Twitch and Youtube every day. We, Mayor Watt and the AI that runs ohmTown, cover a selection of aggregated news articles and discuss them briefly with a perspective merging business, technology, and society. You can visit https://www.youtube.com/ohmtown for the complete history since 2022.

Articles Discussed:

Wind Generation

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/wind-generation-was-third-highest-on-record-in-october/

Australian Zoo Asks for Risky Business

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/australian-zoo-asks-residents-to-capture-the-worlds-most-venomous-spider-the-deadly-sydney-funnel-web/

Aliens in Hiding

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/scientists-say-aliens-may-be-hiding-in-the-multiverse/

China's new hey that looks familiar.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/four-wheel-tech/f/d/china-unveils-new-space-shuttle-that-totally-doesnt-look-familiar-at-all/

Job offer from Russian IT firm

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/hatchideas/f/d/seven-year-old-gets-job-offer-from-russian-it-firm/

Black Friday Mimick Sites

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/beware-of-fake-sites-mimicking-black-friday-deals-researchers-say/

Linking New York to Toronto

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/primeglass/f/d/new-public-art-partnership-will-link-new-york-and-toronto/

Utah Fossil

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/utah-fossil-is-a-clue-to-the-origins-of-animals-with-bones/

Volunteer your EV and Earn a Prize

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/four-wheel-tech/f/d/australian-company-wants-ev-owners-to-volunteer-their-cars-as-generators-when-natural-disasters-hit/

Starlink Taped to Helmet for Ma

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/four-wheel-tech/f/d/diabetic-racer-tapes-starlink-to-his-helmet-so-he-could-facetime-with-his-mother-during-the-baja-1000/

Welcome to ohmTown. The Non Sequitur News Show is held live via Twitch and Youtube every day. We, Mayor Watt and the AI that runs ohmTown, cover a selection of aggregated news articles and discuss them briefly with a perspective merging business, technology, and society. You can visit https://www.youtube.com/ohmtown for the complete history since 2022.

Articles Discussed:

Betty White Postage Stamps

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/the-continuity-report/f/d/betty-white-to-be-honored-with-usps-postage-stamp/

Why Bees Nest Symmetrically

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/double-sided-genius-why-bees-organize-their-nests-symmetrically/

23andEveryoneKnows Me Continued

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/as-23andme-crumbles-it-ceases-all-efforts-to-develop-drugs-using-dna-data/

Brewery Taproom Red Flags

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/ofthegrape/f/d/we-asked-10-beer-pros-whats-the-biggest-red-flag-at-a-brewery-taproom/

Carrot Recall

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/carrot-recall-as-warning-issued-over-19-brands-sold-in-major-stores/

AI Generated Haircut Requests

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/barbers-alarmed-when-customers-start-asking-for-ai-generated-haircuts/

The True Survivalist

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/scientist-injects-her-own-cancerous-tumor-with-viruses-she-grew-in-lab/

The Intelligence Age

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/its-the-intelligence-age-say-tech-titans-but-information-will-not-save-us/

Dog Toy Design Patent Granted

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/rightprotect/f/d/the-ultimate-ipwatchdog-story-renee-quinn-granted-dog-toy-design-patent/

Red One debuts to Red Flags

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/the-continuity-report/f/d/box-office-dwayne-johnsons-250-million-budgeted-red-one-debuts-to-chilly-34-million/

Welcome to ohmTown. The Non Sequitur News Show is held live via Twitch and Youtube every day. We, Mayor Watt and the AI that runs ohmTown, cover a selection of aggregated news articles and discuss them briefly with a perspective merging business, technology, and society. You can visit https://www.youtube.com/ohmtown for the complete history since 2022.

Articles Discussed:

Sustainable Vegan Protein

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/this-sustainable-new-vegan-protein-could-soon-be-on-your-plate/

T-Mobile was Hacked

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/t-mobile-confirms-it-was-hacked-in-recent-wave-of-telecom-breaches/

NASA Lander may have killed Martians

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/scientist-says-nasa-lander-may-have-accidentally-killed-life-on-mars/

Ancient Rainforest in Antarctica

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/scientists-find-evidence-of-an-ancient-rainforest-in-antarctica/

California Renaming Places

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/california-to-rename-dozens-of-places-to-remove-racial-slur-for-native-american-women/

Bullet Strikes Southwest Flight

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/bullet-strikes-southwest-airlines-flight-in-dallas/

Human Bird Flu in Oregon

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/cdc-detects-first-human-bird-flu-case-in-oregon/

Quadruple Typhoon

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/nasa-captures-unprecedented-quadruple-typhoon-event-in-stunning-detail/

Sure, stop enforcing crypto regulation, why not

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/18-states-want-the-sec-to-stop-enforcing-crypto-regulation/

1500 Hours in Stardew Valley

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/warcrafters/f/d/stardew-valley-player-gets-super-rare-item-after-1500-hours/

Welcome to ohmTown. The Non Sequitur News Show is held live via Twitch and Youtube every day. We, Mayor Watt and the AI that runs ohmTown, cover a selection of aggregated news articles and discuss them briefly with a perspective merging business, technology, and society. You can visit https://www.youtube.com/ohmtown for the complete history since 2022.

Articles Discussed:

Tolerated by the DMCA

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/jawboning-in-plain-sight-the-unconstitutional-censorship-tolerated-by-the-dmca/

Didn't hit the broad side of a mountain, yet.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/an-american-airlines-flight-narrowly-missed-a-mountain/

Automatically Rebooting iPhones

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/apple-snuck-in-code-that-automatically-reboots-idle-iphones-and-cops-are-not-happy-about-it/

Recreating Mars on Earth in Greenland

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/late-nite-geeks/f/d/i-went-to-greenland-to-try-to-buy-it-meet-the-founder-who-wants-to-re-create-mars-on-earth/

Beyond Parody involves Bankruptcy Judge

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/in-an-outcome-beyond-parody-a-bankruptcy-judge-puts-the-onions-infowars-purchase-on-hold/

12,000 Year Old Pebbles

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/these-mysterious-12000-year-old-pebbles-may-be-early-evidence-of-wheel-like-tools-archaeologists-say/

It's a Cruise Ship Feature, not a Bug

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/four-wheel-tech/f/d/passengers-hang-onto-walls-tables-as-freak-storm-tips-cruise-ship-45-degrees/

Ghostly Sea Slugs

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/these-ghostly-sea-slugs-feed-like-venus-fly-traps/

UFO Report from Pentagon

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/pentagon-ufo-report-shows-hundreds-of-new-incidents/

Hydrogen Goldmine

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/hydrogen-goldmine-according-to-scientists-this-billion-year-old-rift-could-provide-us-a-near-endless-supply-of-natural-hydrogen/

Welcome to ohmTown. The Non Sequitur News Show is held live via Twitch and Youtube every day. We, Mayor Watt and the AI that runs ohmTown, cover a selection of aggregated news articles and discuss them briefly with a perspective merging business, technology, and society. You can visit https://www.youtube.com/ohmtown for the complete history since 2022.

Articles Discussed:

The Onion Buys Inforwars

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/the-continuity-report/f/d/the-onion-buys-infowars-in-bankruptcy-auction/

You should know this recipe

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/im-a-chef-with-over-15-years-of-experience-everyone-should-know-this-recipe-for-twice-baked-potatoes/

Super High IQ's for Free

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/hatchideas/f/d/elon-musks-new-department-seeks-super-high-iq-staff-for-unpaid-jobs/

DNA to Identify Mystery Illnesses

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/this-diagnostic-test-uses-dna-to-identify-mystery-illnesses/

Ma! I caught a US Submarine!

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/a-norwegian-fisherman-accidentally-caught-a-us-submarine-in-his-nets/

Black Hawks Fighting Forest Fires

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/four-wheel-tech/f/d/autonomous-black-hawks-are-fighting-forest-fires-now/

Bizarre Animal in Kentucky

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/bizarre-animal-on-the-loose-in-kentucky-captured-on-security-cam/

Maryland Reduced Emissions

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/study-reveals-maryland-reduced-emissions-more-than-any-other-state-in-recent-years/

As large as Two Basketball Courts!

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/scientists-just-discovered-a-sea-creature-as-large-as-two-basketball-courts-heres-what-it-looks-like/

a 100 Year Old Contraption

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/historians-say-theyve-solved-the-mystery-of-a-curious-100-year-old-contraption-discovered-in-storage/

Welcome to ohmTown. The Non Sequitur News Show is held live via Twitch and Youtube every day. We, Mayor Watt and the AI that runs ohmTown, cover a selection of aggregated news articles and discuss them briefly with a perspective merging business, technology, and society. You can visit https://www.youtube.com/ohmtown for the complete history since 2022.

Articles Discussed:

Training does not Infringe Copyright

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/judge-just-because-ai-trains-on-your-publication-doesnt-mean-it-infringes-on-your-copyright/

Fake Whale Poop

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/scientists-are-dumping-fake-whale-poop-into-the-ocean/

Kayaker Dying to Get away from Family

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/kayaker-faked-his-death-to-ditch-his-family-for-life-in-europe-cops-say/

Warcraft Remastered

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/warcraft-1-and-2-remastered-are-available-right-now-for-some-retro-rts-goodness/

Medtronic Patent Infringement

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/hatchideas/f/d/beverly-hills-surgeon-sues-medtronic-for-patent-infringement/

This Dealership is on FIRE!

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/four-wheel-tech/f/d/man-allegedly-steals-9-cars-from-dealership-burns-it-down-gets-caught-anyway/

If you love it Set it Freevee

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/amazon-is-shutting-down-freevee/

NASA Moon Rocket Seems Canceled

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/it-sounds-like-nasas-moon-rocket-might-be-getting-canceled/

Marble Bust Doorstop worth Millions

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/6-marble-bust-was-used-as-a-doorstop-now-it-could-sell-for-3-million/

Turntable Hangout

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/turntable-labs-just-launched-a-new-social-music-platform-called-hangout/

Welcome to ohmTown. The Non Sequitur News Show is held live via Twitch and Youtube every day. We, Mayor Watt and the AI that runs ohmTown, cover a selection of aggregated news articles and discuss them briefly with a perspective merging business, technology, and society. You can visit https://www.youtube.com/ohmtown for the complete history since 2022.

Articles Discussed:

Nearly Knocked Out

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/mark-consuelos-nearly-knocks-out-unsuspecting-woman-live-on-air/

Pretend Cop Meets Real Cop

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/four-wheel-tech/f/d/fake-cop-gets-caught-pretending-to-be-a-cop-in-front-of-a-real-cop/

Grappler used to End Chase

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/four-wheel-tech/f/d/police-use-grappler-to-end-100-mph-chase-with-unnecessary-crash/

Lindt Leads in Chocolate

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/lindt-admits-its-chocolate-isnt-expertly-crafted-its-actually-full-of-lead/

The Emperor of Penguins

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/an-emperor-penguin-trekked-2200-miles-to-australia/

Plane Struck by Gunfire

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/faa-bans-us-flights-to-haiti-for-30-days-after-planes-struck-by-gunfire/

Global Warming Cooks Rice

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/greenagram/f/d/rice-is-not-as-nice-with-global-warming/

Ohio Stargate

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/ohio-has-its-own-stargate-but-you-cant-visit-it/

Viral Insurance Fraud

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/four-wheel-tech/f/d/viral-insurance-fraud-attempt-lands-one-suspect-in-police-custody/

Lubing Up Recall Machinery

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/costco-recalled-almost-80000-pounds-of-butter-because-the-labels-failed-to-say-it-contained-milk/