Non Sequitur News

Welcome to ohmTown. The Non Sequitur News Show is held live via Twitch and Youtube every day. We, Mayor Watt and the AI that runs ohmTown, cover a selection of aggregated news articles and discuss them briefly with a perspective merging business, technology, and society. You can visit https://www.youtube.com/ohmtown for the complete history since 2022.

Articles Discussed:

The Crankiest Place on Earth

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/ex-disney-worker-allegedly-added-profanities-and-mistakes-to-computer-menus/

Tripping down the Witches Road

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/agatha-all-along-rushed-its-journey-down-the-witches-road/

Browsing for Ancient Mayan Cities

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/scientist-accidentally-discovers-ancient-mayan-city-while-browsing-web/

AI Slop Website

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/ai-slop-website-sent-thousands-of-people-to-a-halloween-parade-that-didnt-exist/

It's called a bus lane for a reason

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/four-wheel-tech/f/d/city-bus-snitch-on-parents-double-parked-in-bus-lane-while-dropping-their-kids-at-school/

206 Year Old Bridge Rediscovered

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/four-wheel-tech/f/d/206-year-old-bridge-uncovered-in-pennsylvania-because-of-drought/

Ancient Paw Print

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/this-ancient-paw-print-on-a-pottery-fragment-in-jerusalem-is-the-oldest-known-evidence-of-a-cat-kneading/

A Recycled Glass Bottle

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/distillerist/f/d/monkey-47-unveils-95-recycled-glass-bottle/

Batman Tumblers for Sale

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/four-wheel-tech/f/d/warner-bros-is-selling-10-official-batman-tumblers-with-ls3-v8s-for-3-million-each/

Get the Flock out of Norfolk Virginia with those.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/norfolk-virginia-residents-sue-city-over-its-network-of-172-flock-cameras/

Welcome to ohmTown. The Non Sequitur News Show is held live via Twitch and Youtube every day. We, Mayor Watt and the AI that runs ohmTown, cover a selection of aggregated news articles and discuss them briefly with a perspective merging business, technology, and society. You can visit https://www.youtube.com/ohmtown for the complete history since 2022.

Articles Discussed:

The Average Price of Macro Beer

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/ofthegrape/f/d/the-average-price-of-a-macro-beer-at-every-major-u-s-airport-2024/

Haunted Restaurants

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/10-of-the-most-haunted-restaurants-in-the-us/

The Superb Owl of Wildlife Art

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/the-super-bowl-of-wildlife-art-is-all-about-ducks-and-it-has-protected-americas-wetlands-for-90-years/

Mystery Coin

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/server-left-perplexed-after-customer-leaves-mystery-coin-instead-of-paying/

Drink Masala Chai instead of Pumpkin Spiced Lattes

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/why-you-should-drink-masala-chai-instead-of-pumpkin-spiced-lattes-this-fall/

300 Year old Glass Onion

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/divers-recover-300-year-old-glass-onion-bottles-from-a-shipwreck-off-the-coast-of-florida/

The Newest of Fireball Whisky

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/ofthegrape/f/d/this-new-fireball-whisky-is-made-with-human-tears/

Satellite Selfie

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/satellite-selfie-shows-damage-caused-by-mystery-impact/

Tap to Pay

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/wanted/f/d/tap-to-pay-is-about-to-get-a-whole-lot-easier-for-your-kids/

Atlas Humanoid

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/late-nite-geeks/f/d/boston-dynamics-atlas-humanoid-hot-dogs-for-the-camera/

Welcome to ohmTown. The Non Sequitur News Show is held live via Twitch and Youtube every day. We, Mayor Watt and the AI that runs ohmTown, cover a selection of aggregated news articles and discuss them briefly with a perspective merging business, technology, and society. You can visit https://www.youtube.com/ohmtown for the complete history since 2022.

Articles Discussed:

Where's the Meat! Not in the Subway!

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/a-woman-is-suing-subway-because-their-sandwiches-have-way-less-meat-than-their-ads/

Taking Orchestra Jobs

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/robot-plays-cello-with-live-orchestra/

Boeing Goes Boom

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/boeing-satellite-exploded-into-at-least-500-pieces-of-debris/

That's just Gross

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/explosive-russian-sewage-leak-spurts-as-high-as-high-rise-buildings/

AI Making up Patient Details, Medications, and more.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/ai-model-used-by-hospitals-caught-making-up-details-about-patients-inventing-nonexistent-medications-and-sexual-acts/

Bridge Command

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/bridge-command-lets-you-live-out-your-starship-fantasies/

Walking Pneumonia in Japan

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/surge-in-walking-pneumonia-cases-hits-japan-sparking-mask-warnings/

Ogilvyland

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/ogilvys-clients-just-received-a-curious-package-a-golden-ticket-to-ogilvyland/

Optimal Glass Shape

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/professor-calculates-optimal-glass-shape-for-preserving-chill-in-beer-glasses/

Nothing glows in the Dark.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/nothings-first-community-designed-smartphone-glows-in-the-dark/

Welcome to ohmTown. The Non Sequitur News Show is held live via Twitch and Youtube every day. We, Mayor Watt and the AI that runs ohmTown, cover a selection of aggregated news articles and discuss them briefly with a perspective merging business, technology, and society. You can visit https://www.youtube.com/ohmtown for the complete history since 2022.

Articles Discussed:

Wind Turbine Small House

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/wanted/f/d/sustainable-tiny-home-wind-turbine-nacelle-transformed-into-a-small-house/

Great Googly Moolah

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/russian-court-wants-google-to-cough-up-20000000000000000000000000000000000/

Silly Trademark Dispute

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/scottish-distillery-beats-silly-trademark-dispute-over-geographic-name-port-of-leith/

Green Energy Island

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/worlds-first-green-energy-island-sails-into-cost-storm/

Live Services for Games

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/i-wish-every-live-service-game-was-like-deep-rock-galactic/

Lost Chopin Waltz

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/lost-chopin-waltz-found-on-a-postcard-200-years-after-it-was-written/

Replica Sailing Ship Loses Power?

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/four-wheel-tech/f/d/replica-16th-century-ship-drifts-into-bridge-after-losing-power-despite-having-sails/

Sued over Chase Bank Glitch

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/stockmarketeers/f/d/jpmorgan-sues-four-people-over-chase-bank-glitch-heres-how-much-money-they-allegedly-stole/

A Very Rare Dime

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/this-rare-dime-is-worth-499999-90-more-than-usual/

Oasis to cancel scalped tickets.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/the-continuity-report/f/d/oasis-to-cancel-50000-tickets-for-reunion-tour-sold-on-secondary-markets/

Welcome to ohmTown. The Non Sequitur News Show is held live via Twitch and Youtube every day. We, Mayor Watt and the AI that runs ohmTown, cover a selection of aggregated news articles and discuss them briefly with a perspective merging business, technology, and society. You can visit https://www.youtube.com/ohmtown for the complete history since 2022.

Articles Discussed:

Chalamet a Doppelganger in Cuffs

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/the-continuity-report/f/d/timothee-chalamet-crashes-timothee-chalamet-lookalike-contest-as-nypd-puts-one-doppelganger-in-cuffs/

Stand on 1 Leg and get younger

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/how-long-can-you-stand-on-one-leg-according-to-the-mayo-clinic-it-could-reveal-your-true-age/

Are you serious Magic Mouse?

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/smacktalk/f/d/new-usb-c-magic-mouse-still-has-the-charging-port-on-the-bottom/

Volkswagen shutters 3 factories and more

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/hatchideas/f/d/volkswagen-to-shut-three-factories-axe-jobs-and-cut-pay-by-10-says-union/

Chinese Hackers breach Telecom Providers

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/us-says-chinese-hackers-breached-multiple-telecom-providers/

Crunchyroll responds

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/crunchyroll-responds-to-voice-actors-fan-mail-theft-accusations/

TGI Fridays takes a day off.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/tgi-fridays-faces-looming-bankruptcy-shuts-down-1-in-4-restaurants/

The London Grate Cheese Robbery

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/london-grate-cheese-robbery-scams-400000-in-high-end-cheddar/

Refunds to take off for canceled flights

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/you-can-now-get-an-automatic-refund-if-your-flight-is-delayed-or-canceled/

Inaugural Whisky

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/distillerist/f/d/wild-atlantic-distillery-announces-inaugural-whisky/

Welcome to ohmTown. The Non Sequitur News Show is held live via Twitch and Youtube every day. We, Mayor Watt and the AI that runs ohmTown, cover a selection of aggregated news articles and discuss them briefly with a perspective merging business, technology, and society. You can visit https://www.youtube.com/ohmtown for the complete history since 2022.

Articles Discussed:

Beam me up Froggy

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/not-science-fiction-strange-new-frog-species-in-madagascar-sound-like-theyre-from-star-trek/

Garvis, the Jarvis of Google Search

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/google-is-reportedly-developing-jarvis-ai-that-could-take-over-your-web-browser/

The Creative Future of Cities

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/semioticontology/f/d/the-freezer-theater-cbgb-and-the-creative-future-of-cities/

28 Years Later

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/ralph-fiennes-spreads-new-info-about-28-years-later/

The Fifth Element in Theaters

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/the-fifth-element-is-making-its-way-back-to-the-big-screen/

How much candy

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/how-much-candy-do-you-need-to-buy-for-trick-or-treaters/

Reddit is the New Google

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/reddit-is-becoming-the-new-google/

Behave yourself in the Nintendo Museum

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/people-cant-behave-themselves-at-the-nintendo-museum/

Tickets go Poof

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/peoples-tickets-are-vanishing-from-their-ticketmaster-accounts/

Next Gen Macs to Embrace Gaming

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/realityhacker/f/d/apples-next-gen-m4-macs-look-set-to-embrace-serious-gaming/

Welcome to ohmTown. The Non Sequitur News Show is held live via Twitch and Youtube every day. We, Mayor Watt and the AI that runs ohmTown, cover a selection of aggregated news articles and discuss them briefly with a perspective merging business, technology, and society. You can visit https://www.youtube.com/ohmtown for the complete history since 2022.

Articles Discussed:

Fueling both sides of the Munchies War

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/wisconsin-pizzeria-apologizes-after-customers-get-high-from-pizzas-accidentally-contaminated-with-thc/

14 Foot Waves in Hawaii

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/hawaii-swimmers-warned-about-going-in-water-as-waves-reach-up-to-14-feet/

Trapped in a Redbox

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/nobody-can-rent-twister-the-last-dvd-trapped-in-redboxs-dead-video-business/

The Tiny Hippo

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/moo-deng-the-celebrated-hippos-real-home-has-disappeared-will-the-world-restore-it/

Ugly Characters in Video Games

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/the-continuity-report/f/d/do-yourself-a-favor-and-make-more-ugly-characters-in-video-games/

Helldivers 2 on xBox

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/if-you-want-helldivers-2-on-the-xbox-the-answer-is-shrug/

Delta Sues Crowdstrike

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/delta-sues-crowdstrike-for-outages-causing-500-million-in-losses/

Boars Head Listeria Lawsuit

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/new-product-implicated-in-listeria-lawsuit-against-boars-head/

Michigan is Changing Seasons

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/witness-michigans-stunning-fall-transformation-from-space/

Video Game Actors Strike Continues

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/the-continuity-report/f/d/video-game-actors-strike-continues-as-sag-aftra-extends-contract-negotiations/

Welcome to ohmTown. The Non Sequitur News Show is held live via Twitch and Youtube every day. We, Mayor Watt and the AI that runs ohmTown, cover a selection of aggregated news articles and discuss them briefly with a perspective merging business, technology, and society. You can visit https://www.youtube.com/ohmtown for the complete history since 2022.

Articles Discussed:

McFlurry now McFree to McRepair

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/thewordinlaw/f/d/us-copyright-office-frees-the-mcflurry-allowing-repair-of-ice-cream-machines/

You can't check out retro video games

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/feds-say-you-dont-have-a-right-to-check-out-retro-video-games-like-library-books/

Drone Coffee

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/you-can-now-get-coffee-by-drone-and-the-internet-isnt-sure-how-to-feel/

New Portal to Far Away Places Opens

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/new-portal-opens-in-philadelphia-connecting-residents-to-cities-around-the-world-with-identical-installations/

A bus sized asteroid makes pass

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/bus-sized-asteroid-to-pass-between-earth-and-moon-next-week/

Oceangate gets investigated

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/realityhacker/f/d/oceangate-faces-federal-investigation-a-year-after-the-titan-submersible-implosion/

Technological Innovation in Light Rail

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/four-wheel-tech/f/d/san-francisco-is-spending-212-million-to-ditch-floppy-disks-in-light-rail-control-system/

Festival o'Jack'o'Lanterns

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/i-visited-a-halloween-festival-with-7000-jack-o-lanterns-at-a-17th-century-mansion-see-the-jaw-dropping-displays/

Hallmark Age Discrimination

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/hallmark-hit-with-age-discrimination-lawsuit/

Viral Honda Civic gets Vandalized

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/four-wheel-tech/f/d/honda-civic-from-viral-insurance-fraud-attempt-has-been-found-on-the-street-and-vandalized/

Welcome to ohmTown. The Non Sequitur News Show is held live via Twitch and Youtube every day. We, Mayor Watt and the AI that runs ohmTown, cover a selection of aggregated news articles and discuss them briefly with a perspective merging business, technology, and society. You can visit https://www.youtube.com/ohmtown for the complete history since 2022.

Articles Discussed:

Humans continue to be the weakest link.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/realityhacker/f/d/a-simple-password-mistake-led-to-5-3-million-leaked-health-records/

Eva Longoria waved John Wick

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/the-continuity-report/f/d/eva-longoria-gave-john-wick-6-million-in-funding-and-saved-the-movie-less-than-24-hours-before-it-wouldve-shut-down-she-came-to-the-rescue/

Halloween Candy found with Red Dye 3

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/candy-corn-and-other-halloween-candy-found-to-contain-cancer-causing-red-dye-3/

Stranger in the Casket

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/a-family-found-a-stranger-in-their-dads-casket-and-the-funeral-home-tried-to-convince-them-they-were-wrong/

The Duct Tape Banana for Auction, How?

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/primeglass/f/d/maurizio-cattelans-famous-duct-tape-banana-could-sell-for-more-than-1m-at-auction/

Semi-Solid State Batteries make Dodge Chargers Ironic

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/dodge-chargers-with-semi-solid-state-batteries-may-hit-the-road-in-2026/

Iceland Foods Trademark

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/iceland-foods-is-still-battling-to-trademark-its-canceled-iceland-trademark-in-the-eu/

Bug Bounty for Apple Intelligence

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/apple-intelligence-bug-bounty-invites-researchers-to-test-its-privacy-claims/

No Onions due to e. Coli outbreak

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/taco-bell-kfc-and-pizza-hut-are-pulling-onions-following-e-coli-outbreak/

Trove of Coins from the Norman Conquest Found

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/an-astonishing-trove-of-coins-dating-to-the-norman-conquest-just-became-the-most-valuable-treasure-ever-found-in-britain/

Welcome to ohmTown. The Non Sequitur News Show is held live via Twitch and Youtube every day. We, Mayor Watt and the AI that runs ohmTown, cover a selection of aggregated news articles and discuss them briefly with a perspective merging business, technology, and society. You can visit https://www.youtube.com/ohmtown for the complete history since 2022.

Articles Discussed:

Wearable Cameras that use AI

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/these-wearable-cameras-use-ai-to-detect-and-prevent-medication-errors-in-operating-rooms/

Scurvy is coming back, ARRRRGH!

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/scurvy-is-making-a-surprising-comeback/

That's some shiny Juul.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/stockmarketeers/f/d/why-people-are-receiving-so-much-money-in-the-juul-e-cigarette-settlement/

Amazon Discount Store

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/amazons-upcoming-discount-store-will-reportedly-sell-20-sofas/

A World without Passwords

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/a-world-without-passwords-is-in-sight/

It's all down hill from here for Ford Broncos

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/four-wheel-tech/f/d/ford-bronco-sales-slide-unconcerning-to-dealers-after-2-years-of-markups/

Cracking down on boarding line cutters.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/american-airlines-is-cracking-down-on-flyers-who-cut-the-boarding-line/

Chirping Smoke Detectors and a Startup

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/chirping-smoke-detectors-light-a-fire-in-startup-founder-to-build-ultimate-online-guide-to-the-devices-2/

Gamer in Residence

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/a-scottish-childrens-hospital-now-has-a-gamer-in-residence-to-play-games-with-kids/

But I don't wanna grow up Crackers!

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/goldfish-crackers-rebrands-for-adults-with-fancy-sounding-name/