Non Sequitur News

Welcome to ohmTown. The Non Sequitur News Show is held live via Twitch and Youtube every day. We, Mayor Watt and the AI that runs ohmTown, cover a selection of aggregated news articles and discuss them briefly with a perspective merging business, technology, and society. You can visit https://www.youtube.com/ohmtown for the complete history since 2022.

Articles Discussed:

To Catch a Booster

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/late-nite-geeks/f/d/spacex-will-attempt-historic-catch-of-returning-starship-booster-on-sunday/

Whooping Cough Cases Surge

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/whooping-cough-cases-surge-to-record-levels-in-us-cdc-says/

3M stored $3M

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/3m-once-stored-3m-in-bulletproof-glass-at-canadian-bus-stop-as-part-of-marketing-stunt/

Outdoor Sculptures

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/the-best-places-to-see-outdoor-sculptures-this-fall/

Tiktok switches to AI Moderators

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/realityhacker/f/d/tiktok-lays-off-hundreds-for-ai-moderators-while-instagram-blames-humans-for-its-own-issues/

Pasta Recall in 8 States

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/pasta-recall-sparks-warning-in-8-states/

Tiktok also knew it harmed kids.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/tiktok-knew-its-algorithm-harmed-kids-accidentally-revealed-internal-documents-show/

The Ash Bore Beetle

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/ash-bore-beetle-destroys-67000-trees-costing-taxpayer-36-million/

Sued into Advertising on Twitter?

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/elon-musk-apparently-managed-to-sue-unilever-into-advertising-on-x-again/

The Human Life Span

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/human-lifespan-might-be-about-to-hit-a-ceiling-experts-say/

Welcome to ohmTown. The Non Sequitur News Show is held live via Twitch and Youtube every day. We, Mayor Watt and the AI that runs ohmTown, cover a selection of aggregated news articles and discuss them briefly with a perspective merging business, technology, and society. You can visit https://www.youtube.com/ohmtown for the complete history since 2022.

Articles Discussed:

A License All Along

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/steam-now-says-the-game-youre-buying-is-really-just-a-license/

Your Toothbrush as Bioreactor

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/your-toothbrush-is-home-to-hundreds-of-new-viruses-they-could-be-the-future-of-biotech/

Inhaling Deodoarant Particles

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/scientists-discover-deodorants-deposit-particles-into-our-lungs/

Accused and Disconnected

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/thewordinlaw/f/d/5th-circuit-rules-isp-should-have-terminated-internet-users-accused-of-piracy/

A Bag Labeled not drugs was drugs.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/bag-labeled-not-a-bag-full-of-drugs-definitely-was-full-of-drugs-cops-say/

The Glass Onion is a Documentary

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/four-wheel-tech/f/d/teslas-beer-serving-optimus-robot-was-controlled-by-a-human-the-whole-time/

Ticketed during test drive.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/four-wheel-tech/f/d/cops-ticket-man-on-test-drive-because-the-dealer-truck-had-no-plates/

Robot Vacuums with a dirty mouth.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/robot-vacuums-hacked-to-shout-slurs-at-their-owners/

Multichannel Franchise Podcasts

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/why-vox-media-is-selling-its-podcasts-as-multichannel-franchises/

Biometrics to Replace Microchipping

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/this-ai-tool-uses-biometrics-to-replace-pet-microchipping/

Welcome to ohmTown. The Non Sequitur News Show is held live via Twitch and Youtube every day. We, Mayor Watt and the AI that runs ohmTown, cover a selection of aggregated news articles and discuss them briefly with a perspective merging business, technology, and society. You can visit https://www.youtube.com/ohmtown for the complete history since 2022.

Articles Discussed:

The Wayback Machine is getting Crushed.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/realityhacker/f/d/the-wayback-machine-has-been-hacked-and-the-internet-isnt-happy-about-it/

Astronuts for Astronauts.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/in-the-future-astronauts-might-be-eating-minerals-mined-from-asteroids/

Touch a Loved One... anywhere.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/this-bracelet-allows-you-to-touch-a-loved-one-no-matter-where-you-are/

FBI created a Crypto Coin.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/the-fbi-secretly-created-a-coin-to-investigate-crypto-pump-and-dump-schemes/

Porsche recalls EVs.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/porsche-to-recall-over-27000-evs-in-us-over-battery-short-circuit-risk/

Hockeey Fans in Utah crush a Record.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/hockey-fans-in-utah-crush-stadium-beer-record-at-first-game/

Solid-State Batteries

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/four-wheel-tech/f/d/solid-state-batteries-need-proven-benefits-over-lithium-ion-to-become-ev-market-player/

Someone is asking for $35,000 a month Rent.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/stockmarketeers/f/d/actress-michelle-williams-is-asking-35000-a-month-for-her-southern-style-mansion-in-brooklyn/

Florida is running out of Gas.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/floridas-gas-stations-are-running-out-of-fuel-and-hurricane-milton-could-have-a-lasting-impact-on-the-states-supply/

Taylor Swifts Glitter Freckles?

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/the-continuity-report/f/d/taylor-swifts-glitter-freckles-are-back-in-stock-after-2500-sales-spike/

Welcome to ohmTown. The Non Sequitur News Show is held live via Twitch and Youtube every day. We, Mayor Watt and the AI that runs ohmTown, cover a selection of aggregated news articles and discuss them briefly with a perspective merging business, technology, and society. You can visit https://www.youtube.com/ohmtown for the complete history since 2022.

10 Articles Discussed:

No More Lead Pipes

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/epa-says-lead-pipes-have-to-be-removed-in-10-years/

Recovered Andy Warhol

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/the-fbi-recovers-an-andy-warhol-print-worth-175000-that-vanished-from-a-private-home-in-2021/

Documentaries for Sale

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/3000-documentaries-for-just-0-05-each-magellantvs-prime-day-offer-at-a-record-low-price/

A Museum for Film Memorabilia

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/seattle-area-star-wars-collectors-among-group-planning-museum-for-film-related-memorabilia/

Myers Rum in Buffalo Trace Barrels

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/ofthegrape/f/d/myerss-launches-first-line-of-rums-finished-in-buffalo-trace-antique-collection-barrels/

A Long Island Mansion

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/a-23000-square-foot-mansion-on-long-islands-gold-coast-is-on-sale-for-33-5-million-look-inside-the-home-nicknamed-shangri-la/

The Waffle House Hurricane Index

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/waffle-house-has-its-own-hurricane-index-and-storm-center-milton-is-code-red-heres-what-that-means/

I'm not Satoshi Nakamoto

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/hatchideas/f/d/man-denies-being-mysterious-inventor-of-bitcoin/

Fish Stocks will go Nuclear

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/hatchideas/f/d/nuclear-plant-will-decimate-fish-stocks/

Nintendo Leans into Reputation

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/warcrafters/f/d/nintendo-is-shedding-its-veneer-of-kindness-and-embracing-a-new-reputation-vigorous-legal-bully/

Welcome to ohmTown. The Non Sequitur News Show is held live via Twitch and Youtube every day. We, Mayor Watt and the AI that runs ohmTown, cover a selection of aggregated news articles and discuss them briefly with a perspective merging business, technology, and society. You can visit https://www.youtube.com/ohmtown for the complete history since 2022.

Articles Discussed:

We never promised an Ad Free Existence

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/the-continuity-report/f/d/amazon-moves-to-dismiss-lawsuit-over-prime-video-ads-company-never-promised-service-would-be-ad-free/

Speaking of Tipsy.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/the-continuity-report/f/d/shaboozeys-a-bar-song-makes-it-to-13-weeks-at-no-1-sabrina-carpenters-trio-of-hits-keep-making-chart-history/

Mega Millions Implications

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/mega-millions-ticket-to-more-than-double-in-price-in-2025/

Breyers Ice Cream

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/hatchideas/f/d/if-you-bought-this-breyers-ice-cream-flavor-in-the-last-8-years-youre-eligible-for-a-cash-settlement-heres-how-to-make-your-claim/

Spirit Christmas

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/spirit-halloween-is-opening-spirit-christmas-stores/

Beer Can Artwork Tossed

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/beer-can-artwork-mistakenly-tossed-in-the-trash-by-museum-staff/

Roblox User Numbers Like the Hindenburg

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/roblox-accused-of-lying-to-investors-about-user-numbers-by-hindenburg-research/

American Water Cyberattack

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/american-water-the-largest-u-s-water-utility-hit-with-cyberattack/

4 Day Work Weeks in Canton, Connecticut

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/hatchideas/f/d/love-it-a-town-in-connecticut-is-experimenting-with-a-4-day-workweek-and-it-seems-to-be-working/

Just get it a wet donut.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/california-cops-show-off-absurd-new-cybertruck-with-music-from-terminator-movies/

Welcome to ohmTown. The Non Sequitur News Show is held live via Twitch and Youtube every day. We, Mayor Watt and the AI that runs ohmTown, cover a selection of aggregated news articles and discuss them briefly with a perspective merging business, technology, and society. You can visit https://www.youtube.com/ohmtown for the complete history since 2022.

Articles Discussed:

Datacenter Boom Squeek

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/hatchideas/f/d/worker-shortage-hampers-datacentre-boom/

Treasure Hunt has Ended

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/warcrafters/f/d/a-31-year-treasure-hunt-has-finally-ended/

Selling Homes for One

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/hatchideas/f/d/can-selling-off-homes-for-1-solve-urban-blight/

Automation is Coming

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/automation-takes-center-stage-in-port-negotiations/

Talladega Lives Up to Claims

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/four-wheel-tech/f/d/28-car-wreck-at-talladega-breaks-new-ground-in-nascar-history/

Mangosteen is a Fruit not a Bull

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/why-mangosteen-the-viral-tiktok-fruit-is-so-expensive/

A Measured amount of Pyrex Money

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/hatchideas/f/d/do-you-own-pyrex-measuring-cups-the-ftc-might-send-you-a-check-in-the-mail/

EV Charging that Mimics a Gas Station

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/four-wheel-tech/f/d/ev-charging-that-mimics-a-gas-station-is-finally-coming-to-california/

A Colombian Beer Brand

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/ofthegrape/f/d/a-colombian-beer-brand-hijacked-pizzerias-to-sell-more-suds/

Off to see the Impact.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/a-spacecraft-is-on-its-way-to-a-harmless-asteroid-slammed-by-nasa-in-a-previous-save-the-earth-test/

Welcome to ohmTown. The Non Sequitur News Show is held live via Twitch and Youtube every day. We, Mayor Watt and the AI that runs ohmTown, cover a selection of aggregated news articles and discuss them briefly with a perspective merging business, technology, and society. You can visit https://www.youtube.com/ohmtown for the complete history since 2022.

Articles Discussed:

NASCAR with Lawsuit Cloud

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/nascar-playoffs-roll-into-talladega-with-cloud-of-lawsuit-hanging-over-sport/

Another Flight catches Fire

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/roundersgear/f/d/las-vegas-bound-flight-apparently-catches-fire-during-emergency-landing-at-harry-reid-airport/

A Voice Like Someone Else Exposed Gaps in Law?

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/lawnerd/f/d/openais-use-of-scarlett-johansson-like-voice-in-chatgpt-exposed-gaps-in-the-law/

Hotel Charged $500 for something.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/woman-checking-out-of-las-vegas-hotel-baffled-by-500-charge-on-bill/

Illinois considers Millionaire Tax

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/illinois-is-considering-a-3-tax-on-millionaires-to-solve-the-states-skyrocketing-property-tax-problem/

Drunker at Unfamiliar Bars

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/ofthegrape/f/d/theres-a-scientific-reason-you-might-feel-drunker-at-unfamiliar-bars/

Ancient Throne Room in Peru

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/primeglass/f/d/ancient-throne-room-of-powerful-moche-woman-discovered-in-peru/

NASA has Autonomous Robots Under Ice

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/into-the-abyss-nasas-autonomous-robots-seek-answers-under-polar-ice/

Fake Dentists Offer Fake Appearance

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/fake-dentists-are-offering-low-cost-veneers-on-social-media/

Fastest Growing States

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/fastest-growing-us-state-map-reveals-where-the-population-is-booming/

Welcome to ohmTown. The Non Sequitur News Show is held live via Twitch and Youtube every day. We, Mayor Watt and the AI that runs ohmTown, cover a selection of aggregated news articles and discuss them briefly with a perspective merging business, technology, and society. You can visit https://www.youtube.com/ohmtown for the complete history since 2022.

Articles Discussed:

Wordpress and Trademarks

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/the-latest-on-the-wordpress-fight-over-trademarks-and-open-source/

Fisker Faces Bad News

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/fisker-faces-more-bad-news-as-the-sec-starts-investigating-its-business-practices/

Chevrolet and NASCAR

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/chevrolet-announces-incredible-nascar-breast-cancer-initiative-during-october/

UK Inventions of 2023

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/flatpack-coffins-and-robot-dogs-patents-applications-show-uk-inventions-of-2023/

Cheesy Attempts

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/the-swiss-govt-largely-gives-up-on-its-gruyere-pdo-pgi-attempts/

Taiwan runs out of Electricity

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/realityhacker/f/d/taiwan-makes-the-majority-of-the-worlds-computer-chips-now-its-running-out-of-electricity/

Turtle Hatchlings and Assumptions

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/turtle-hatchlings-swim-to-the-surface-new-research-challenges-digging-assumptions/

Spirit of the Beehive

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/smashortrash/f/d/spirit-of-the-beehive-seek-help-after-van-and-gear-stolen-in-seattle/

LEGO website Hacked

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/the-continuity-report/f/d/lego-store-hacked-as-part-of-major-financial-scam/

The Bosch Universe

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/the-continuity-report/f/d/bosch-universe-is-not-moving-forward-with-another-spinoff/

Welcome to ohmTown. The Non Sequitur News Show is held live via Twitch and Youtube every day. We, Mayor Watt and the AI that runs ohmTown, cover a selection of aggregated news articles and discuss them briefly with a perspective merging business, technology, and society. You can visit https://www.youtube.com/ohmtown for the complete history since 2022.

Articles Discussed:

The Magnetic Stripe

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/hatchideas/f/d/is-this-the-end-for-the-magnetic-stripe/

Not the Cheez-Its Merger

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/stockmarketeers/f/d/why-skittles-cheez-its-and-other-snacks-could-get-more-expensive-with-this-36-billion-merger/

Martian Blocks

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/scientists-discover-how-to-make-martian-soil-into-blocks/

Texas Olive Oil

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/ofthegrape/f/d/2-5-million-of-prized-olive-oil-stolen-in-texas-heist/

Cooking up some stupid

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/woman-jailed-after-cops-mistake-her-spaghettios-pasta-for-meth/

Out of Control Honda Pilot

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/four-wheel-tech/f/d/teen-in-out-of-control-honda-pilot-told-by-cops-to-intentionally-rear-end-a-police-car/

Games Done Quick Fundraiser

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/games-done-quick-will-hold-a-fundraiser-for-people-affected-by-hurricane-helene-next-week/

Ryanair Boeing Taxiing is on Fire

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/a-ryanair-boeing-plane-caught-fire-on-a-runway-in-italy-while-taxiing-for-takeoff/

There's a Hole in the Wheel.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/realityhacker/f/d/a-nasa-mars-rover-has-a-giant-hole-in-one-of-its-wheels/

Big McChicken

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/mcdonalds-big-mac-turns-chicken/

Quick News Notes:

Starbucks Farms

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/starbucks-is-buying-up-coffee-farms-to-protect-its-supply/

The Cause of the Maui Wildfire

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/investigation-reveals-cause-of-deadly-maui-wildfire/

Ships en route are Queueing Up

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/theres-already-a-queue-of-cargo-ships-backing-up-at-us-ports/

3D Printing Faux Filet

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/constructagon/f/d/worlds-largest-food-3d-printing-factory-to-make-60-tonnes-of-faux-filet-monthly/

This is a Speedy Wheelchair

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/border-agents-discover-1-million-cocaine-haul-hidden-in-wheelchair/

I've heard of High Chicken Prices.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/man-hides-weed-under-chicken-in-failed-620000-smuggling-plot/

Scanning Cats Brains

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/cats-in-the-hats-new-technique-transforms-how-scientists-scan-cats-brains/

Tenants Fight Back

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/stockmarketeers/f/d/rents-are-out-of-control-these-tenants-are-trying-a-new-tactic-to-fight-back/

Rescued by Crane while Stuck in Truck

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/four-wheel-tech/f/d/driver-wedges-truck-on-narrow-road-for-3-days-before-finally-being-rescued-by-crane/

ChatGPT Breaks Out

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/realityhacker/f/d/openais-chatgpt-breaks-out-of-its-box-and-onto-a-canvas/