Non Sequitur News

Quick News Notes:

The Disney Dilemna for Uber

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/four-wheel-tech/f/d/uber-claims-couple-with-life-altering-crash-injuries-cant-sue-because-their-daughter-ordered-a-pizza/

You don't want to visit this Marburg.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/hamburg-train-station-platforms-closed-over-suspected-marburg-cases/

An AI Generated Podcast Episode

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/warcrafters/f/d/google-generated-a-podcast-from-one-of-my-articles-and-its-the-most-convincing-and-eerie-human-mimicking-ai-ive-heard-yet/

WWII Bomb Detonates under Japanese Airport

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/87-flights-canceled-after-a-literal-wwii-era-bomb-explodes-at-japanese-airport/

No More Speaker Cables

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/realityhacker/f/d/no-more-speaker-cables-new-tech-uses-your-homes-power-lines-to-transmit-audio/

Krabby Patty at Wendy's

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/bever-wonder-what-a-krabby-patty-tastes-like-you-can-try-one-soon-at-wendys/

Yes Officer, this is an Emergency

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/man-steals-ambulance-to-race-to-his-car-theft-hearing-cops-say/

Hazy IPA and Beer without Hops

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/ofthegrape/f/d/in-a-world-of-hazy-ipas-these-beers-use-no-hops-at-all/

No Frills just Pain and Suffering on Flights

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/wizz-says-passengers-will-suffer-through-7-hour-flights-on-its-new-airbus-a321xlr-for-cheap-tickets-see-the-no-frills-cabin/

Fake Test Results from Covid Lab Owner

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/covid-testing-lab-owner-pleads-guilty-to-giving-fake-test-results/

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Quick News Notes:

Listen without Looking

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/youtube-tv-may-soon-let-you-keep-listening-even-when-you-cant-watch/

Mules to the Rescue

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/mules-transport-supplies-in-hurricane-ravaged-north-carolina/

All aboar... nevermind.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/four-wheel-tech/f/d/delayed-three-year-cruise-finally-sets-sail-then-stops-over-paperwork/

Streaming is the New Cable

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/cable-is-dying-streaming-is-the-new-cable-its-all-getting-worse/

Cow Free Cheese

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/cow-free-cheese-that-actually-stretches-is-now-closer-than-ever/

Goat wins Medal in Marathon

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/rogue-goat-enters-marathon-in-newfoundland-wins-medal/

Crypto is a MYTH... token.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/10-million-myth-tokens-airdropped-to-over-450000-dot-holders/

Coconut Prices are Crazy High

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/border-agents-seize-17-million-of-meth-stashed-in-coconuts/

Risky Rudder Parts

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/four-wheel-tech/f/d/over-40-airlines-could-be-flying-boeing-jets-with-risky-rudder-parts/

And the Strike Begins!

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/longshoremen-strike-in-first-port-shutdown-in-nearly-50-years/

Broadcasted live on Twitch -- Watch live at https://www.twitch.tv/ohmtownWelcome to ohmTown. The Non Sequitur News Show is held live via Twitch and Youtube every day. We, Mayor Watt and the AI that runs ohmTown, cover a selection of aggregated news articles and discuss them briefly with a perspective merging business, technology, and society. You can visit https://www.youtube.com/ohmtown for the complete history since 2022.

Articles Discussed:

Quick Notes:

The Last Coal Fire

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/britains-last-coal-fired-power-station-closes/

So Glad I got my Airpods

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/smacktalk/f/d/stolen-ferrari-worth-575000-was-found-by-tracking-the-owners-airpods/

Only Bugs in the Building

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/bug-dies-in-apartment-building-residents-go-all-out-for-memorial-rip/

National Taco Tuesday

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/national-taco-day-is-tomorrow-heres-where-to-score-some-deals/

Directv merger incoming and a prediction.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/directtv-will-buy-dish-and-sling-tv-for-1-and-a-bunch-of-debt/

Disaster for Globalll Automotive Industry

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/four-wheel-tech/f/d/hurricane-helenes-devastation-of-a-small-town-in-north-carolina-could-spell-disaster-for-global-automotive-industry/

AI Votes for Nuclear Power

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/another-nuclear-plant-will-come-online-as-ai-increases-energy-demands/

Time and Temperature on the Moon

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/nasa-is-going-to-give-the-moon-a-time-zone/

Gen Z Marketing Script

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/hatchideas/f/d/let-gen-z-write-your-marketing-script-is-trending-on-tiktok-zoos-museums-and-an-880-year-old-bed-breakfast-are-cashing-in/

East Coast Port Strike

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/hatchideas/f/d/u-s-east-coast-port-strike-set-to-start-tuesday-union-says/

Quick Notes:

Starting your Cooking Oil Engines

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/four-wheel-tech/f/d/the-cooking-oil-you-eat-was-designed-to-lubricate-engines-in-wwii/

A Billion Oysters

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/greenagram/f/d/how-a-billion-oysters-could-protect-the-new-york-coastline-from-climate-change/

Speeding Alerts for the Least Alert

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/california-governor-vetoes-bill-requiring-speeding-alerts-in-new-cars/

Licensing hits Youtube

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/the-continuity-report/f/d/songs-by-adele-bob-dylan-green-day-many-more-blocked-by-youtube-in-legal-dispute/

Bees Ness to Bee Hold

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/the-continuity-report/f/d/make-it-your-bees-ness-to-behold-9-1-1s-gloriously-dumb-bee-nado/

A Mini Moon

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/earth-will-have-a-temporary-mini-moon-for-two-months/

New California Disney Desert City Homes

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/disney-unveils-first-model-homes-in-new-california-desert-city/

Mysterious Methane Surge

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/scientists-finally-uncover-cause-of-mysterious-methane-surge-during-the-global-covid-shutdown/

Plan your Halloween with AI

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/you-can-plan-your-halloween-decor-with-ai-heres-how/

Public Wifi is NOT Safe.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/hatchideas/f/d/why-its-time-to-take-warnings-about-using-public-wi-fi-in-places-like-airports-seriously/

Quick Notes:

To the Moon, Artemis

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/nasas-icelandic-adventure-preparing-artemis-astronauts-for-lunar-exploration/

Towns, and Doors, and Bears, oh my.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/bears-have-learned-to-open-doors-in-california-town/

Crew 9 Launched.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/countdown-to-liftoff-nasas-spacex-crew-9-poised-for-pivotal-launch/

National Coffee Day

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/national-coffee-day-is-sunday-heres-where-to-score-some-deals/

3600 Chemicals from Packaging in YOU.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/3600-chemicals-from-food-packaging-found-in-people-research/

Breating Microplastics into your Brain.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/breathing-may-introduce-microplastics-to-the-brain-new-study/

Derailing the Smart Home

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/matter-of-fact-why-the-new-standard-could-derail-the-future-of-smart-homes/

An ISS Leak

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/realityhacker/f/d/an-international-space-station-leak-is-getting-worse-and-keeping-nasa-up-at-night/

Concert Ticketing Ecosystem

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/hatchideas/f/d/can-technology-fix-the-broken-concert-ticketing-system/

Prime Day Sale, but wait, there's more.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/amazon-prime-day-sale-is-coming-but-dont-be-quick-to-click-says-this-cfp/

Quick Notes:

Privacy Nightmare is Back

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/microsoft-re-launches-privacy-nightmare-ai-screenshot-tool/

Vaporizing Plastic

https://www.ohmtown.com/forums/d/scientists-figured-out-how-to-recycle-plastic-by-vaporizing-it/

Beer is losing Market Share

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/ofthegrape/f/d/beer-is-losing-share-across-america-here-are-the-states-taking-the-biggest-hits/

Batteries on Fire

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/a-truck-full-of-batteries-has-been-burning-for-almost-a-full-day-shutting-down-ports-in-la/

Hurricane Helene is Blueicane

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/weather-radar-showed-a-strange-blue-mass-in-the-eye-of-hurricane-helene-what-was-it/

In Germany, Tesla Bosses Stop by.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/four-wheel-tech/f/d/tesla-workers-in-germany-complain-about-home-visits-from-their-bosses/

In tents Car Chase, Amirite?

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/four-wheel-tech/f/d/this-intense-car-chase-was-shot-entirely-with-rc-cars/

A Valve for Litigation opens up.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/warcrafters/f/d/valve-will-see-you-in-court-no-really-steams-just-updated-its-subscriber-agreement-so-that-all-disputes-and-claims-proceed-in-court/

Pet Food Recall

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/salmonella-and-listeria-found-in-two-pet-food-brands-everything-to-know/

Just how long DO eggs last?

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/how-long-do-eggs-last-plus-how-to-tell-when-theyve-spoiled/

Quick Notes:

Debtors Prison Judge Suspension

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/lawnerd/f/d/judges-tactics-of-overzealous-collection-lead-to-unpaid-suspension/

Still No Copyright for AI Generated Art

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/rightprotect/f/d/author-of-ai-generated-work-rejected-by-copyright-office-says-lack-of-copyright-protection-has-crushed-him/

Careless Driving Ticket

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/four-wheel-tech/f/d/woman-receives-careless-driving-ticket-after-rear-ending-state-trooper-in-a-car-wash/

Pirate Library Owes Publishers

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/thewordinlaw/f/d/pirate-library-must-pay-publishers-30m-but-no-one-knows-who-runs-it/

Disney Cruise Stuck at Sea

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/disney-cruise-trapped-at-sea-thanks-to-hurricane-helene/

Out of Warranty Batteries

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/an-out-of-warranty-battery-almost-left-this-paralyzed-mans-exoskeleton-useless/

Scam Land Sales

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/fbi-warns-scammers-are-posing-as-landowners-to-sell-properties-to-unsuspecting-buyers/

A fish that tastes with its legs

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/this-fish-doesnt-just-walk-it-tastes-with-its-legs-too/

Digital Stores don't Sell, They License

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/californias-new-law-forces-digital-stores-to-admit-youre-just-licensing-content-not-buying-it/

In-n-Out Bullies Bar

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/in-n-out-bullies-local-sports-bar-into-poke-n-the-eye-menu-item-name-changes/

Quick Notes:

Duolingo Keyboard

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/duolingos-physical-keyboard-will-now-annoy-you-to-practice-your-scales-as-much-as-your-french/

Ancient Egyptian Mummies and Tech

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/8-ways-new-technology-changed-the-way-we-think-about-ancient-egyptian-mummies/

A 34 Mile Long Tunnel

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/four-wheel-tech/f/d/34-mile-long-tunnel-project-could-add-even-more-lanes-to-widest-highway-in-north-america/

Trains Continued

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/chemical-leak-from-ohio-railcar-spurs-evacuations/

Outer Banks Continue to Collapse

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/3rd-outer-banks-home-collapses-into-ocean-in-a-week/

Vertical Farming

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/vertical-farm-makes-a-mini-skyscraper-out-of-strawberries/

Click to Cancel California Edition

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/californias-click-to-cancel-subscription-bill-is-signed-into-law/

Donotpay has to Pay

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/thewordinlaw/f/d/donotpay-has-to-pay-193k-for-falsely-touting-untested-ai-lawyer-ftc-says/

Thanks for the Application, now go.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/warcrafters/f/d/the-developer-of-new-free-to-play-shooter-spectre-divide-just-laid-off-13-employees-says-it-was-necessary-to-support-spectre-and-its-community-for-the-long-term/

The ZuckBot

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/late-nite-geeks/f/d/zuckerberg-chats-with-ai-clone-as-human-creator-looks-on-in-years-weirdest-demo/

Welcome to ohmTown. The Non Sequitur News Show is held live via Twitch and Youtube every day. We, Mayor Watt and the AI that runs ohmTown, cover a selection of aggregated news articles and discuss them briefly with a perspective merging business, technology, and society. You can visit https://www.youtube.com/ohmtown for the complete history since 2022.

Articles Discussed:

Welcome to ohmTown. The Non Sequitur News Show is held live via Twitch and Youtube every day. We, Mayor Watt and the AI that runs ohmTown, cover a selection of aggregated news articles and discuss them briefly with a perspective merging business, technology, and society. You can visit https://www.youtube.com/ohmtown for the complete history of ODNS starting since 2022.

Quick Notes:

Plastic Recyling Lawsuit

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/exxonmobil-deceived-the-public-with-plastic-recycling-lawsuit-claims/

Accidentally Becoming a Drug Trafficker

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/four-wheel-tech/f/d/fords-latest-patent-will-protect-drivers-from-accidentally-becoming-drug-traffickers/

Telegramming your Numbers

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/telegram-will-now-hand-over-your-phone-number-and-ip-if-youre-a-criminal-suspect/

A striped rock on Mars

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/perseverance-rover-spots-unusual-striped-rock-on-mars/

Joyride on Subway

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/four-wheel-tech/f/d/two-fashionable-teens-joyride-and-crash-nyc-subway-train/

Miniature Crops

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/how-miniature-crops-could-transform-midwest-farming-amid-climate-challenges/

Spooking Motorists who Don't Brake

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/four-wheel-tech/f/d/san-francisco-police-use-halloween-costumes-to-catch-motorists-who-dont-brake-for-pedestrians/

Craiglist Cruise Ship says it all

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/four-wheel-tech/f/d/craigslist-cruise-ship-sinks-and-becomes-citys-problem/

Go Kart and Mansion and Castle and more

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/four-wheel-tech/f/d/buy-this-35m-oceanside-go-kart-track-get-a-mansion-a-castle-and-a-replica-of-stonehenge-absolutely-free/

A Century Long Experiment

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/100-year-experiment-could-save-beer-from-climate-change/

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