Non Sequitur News

Show Notes:

Leaf Glow

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/scientists-use-leaf-glow-to-understand-changing-climate/

Fair use aint.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/ohmtowndaily/f/d/universal-musics-copyright-claim-99-problems-and-fair-use-aint-one/

Dropping all the extra weight.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/ozempic-is-coming-for-the-alcohol-and-tobacco-industries-next/

Mars bugs.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/warcrafters/f/d/wake-up-these-spider-looking-phenomena-just-spotted-on-mars-are-clearly-helldivers-2-bugs-preparing-for-a-surprise-attack/

Come Hell or High Water

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/couple-marries-after-ef1-tornado-interrupts-rehearsal-damages-missouri-wedding-venue/

Free house, right?

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/ohmtowndaily/f/d/a-california-woman-bought-a-vacant-lot-in-hawaii-and-discovered-a-500000-house-was-built-on-it-without-her-permission/

Viral chick-fil-quits

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/hatchideas/f/d/viral-chick-fil-a-employee-quits-after-reportedly-being-told-to-stop-posting-reviews-of-the-food-and-drinks/

Bold move Coach Cotton.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/ohmtowndaily/f/d/baltimore-coach-accused-of-using-ai-voice-cloning-to-try-to-get-a-high-school-principal-fired/

Four EV Factories, One Country

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/four-wheel-tech/f/d/honda-to-spend-11-billion-on-four-ev-factories-in-north-america/

Shouldn't even be warming the bench.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/lawnerd/f/d/oh-shoot-im-still-streaming-judge-says-after-telling-staffer-we-all-know-murder-defendant-is-guilty/

Show Notes:

It's not smart to use a Smart TV.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/wanted/f/d/the-spam-came-from-inside-the-house-how-a-smart-tv-can-choke-a-windows-pc/

Thanks for the game, bye.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/warcrafters/f/d/gloomhaven-studio-releases-a-demo-for-a-new-game-and-lays-off-more-than-half-its-employees-on-the-same-day/

Flu Remnants in Milk

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/bird-flu-remnants-found-in-milk-fda-says/

Not going to hand that bag of cash over.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/stockmarketeers/f/d/the-ftc-wants-to-block-a-big-handbag-merger-to-preserve-competition-10000-alternatives-could-complicate-its-case/

Noncompetes for thee not for me.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/thewordinlaw/f/d/ftc-bans-noncompete-clauses-declares-vast-majority-unenforceable/

Upright Sword in Ground.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/ohmtowndaily/f/d/excalibur-sword-found-upright-in-ground-revealed-to-be-one-of-a-kind/

Neigh, says London army horses.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/army-horses-spooked-by-falling-rubble-run-amok-in-london/

Airlines have to take a dive, will raise rates.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/four-wheel-tech/f/d/airlines-now-have-to-pay-you-for-their-screwups/

Driving Miss Furry Robotic Puppet.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/realityhacker/f/d/nissans-furry-robotic-iruyo-puppet-comforts-your-crying-baby-while-you-drive/

Why Robots can't outrun Animals.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/why-cant-robots-outrun-animals/

Show Notes:

Chocolate Supply in Danger

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/worlds-chocolate-supply-threatened-by-devastating-virus/

Unlock Fallout 76

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/warcrafters/f/d/i-almost-quit-fallout-76-until-i-realized-bethesda-still-hides-its-most-important-setting-in-a-config-file/

High Speed from LA to Vegas

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/groundbreaking-ceremony-held-for-high-speed-train-from-las-vegas-to-los-angeles/

California was Battery Powered

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/ohmtowndaily/f/d/california-briefly-used-batteries-as-its-biggest-source-of-power-twice-in-the-last-week/

What was left in Police Station?

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/ohmtowndaily/f/d/internet-cant-cope-with-feature-left-in-police-station-converted-to-studio/

Using AI to generate Police Reports.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/cops-are-now-using-ai-to-generate-police-reports/

California hits $7 before Summer

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/ohmtowndaily/f/d/california-gas-hits-7/

Unseaworthy Ship Shipped its Pants

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/ohmtowndaily/f/d/ship-that-hit-bridge-was-unseaworthy-when-it-left-city-claims/

A virtual Apple Event May 7th

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/apple-will-host-a-virtual-event-on-may-7th-ahead-of-wwdc/

If you look out to your left... there's Big Ben, Parliament... x4

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/ohmtowndaily/f/d/a-british-airways-flight-to-nowhere-circled-in-the-air-for-4-hours-after-its-weather-monitoring-system-collapsed/

Show Notes:

72 flights of Ingenuity

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/realityhacker/f/d/nasa-video-maps-all-72-flights-taken-by-mars-ingenuity-helicopter/

Lost Loot.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/hatchideas/f/d/airpods-rolex-watches-louis-vuitton-bags-a-company-selling-lost-luggage-items-attracts-worldwide-fans/

The 30,000 bag backlog

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/ohmtowndaily/f/d/emirates-is-dealing-with-a-30000-bag-backlog-as-it-grovels-to-customers-about-its-handling-of-dubai-floods/

The Squirrel Census

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/the-unexpected-joy-of-the-squirrel-census/

The Swift Puth Push

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/ohmtowndaily/f/d/charlie-puth-gets-boost-after-being-named-in-taylor-swift-song/

Stale Content will be Free

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/the-continuity-report/f/d/watcher-responds-to-fan-backlash-over-subscription-service-by-saying-new-content-will-be-free-on-youtube-after-one-month-we-messed-up/

Five New Astronauts in the ESA

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/european-space-agency-adds-5-new-astronauts-in-only-fourth-class-since-1978-over-20000-applied/

Dual Alignment Stonehenge

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/stonehenge-may-have-aligned-with-the-moon-as-well-as-the-sun/

Suspected Russian Jamming of Europe

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/hatchideas/f/d/thousands-of-flights-to-and-from-europe-affected-by-suspected-russian-jamming/

Who could buy TikTok?

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/ohmtowndaily/f/d/heres-who-could-buy-tiktok-if-parent-company-bytedance-has-to-sell-its-stake/

Show Notes:

Endless Boosters

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/no-more-endless-boosters-scientists-develop-one-for-all-virus-vaccine/

Going Bananas

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/semioticontology/f/d/there-are-more-than-1000-varieties-of-banana-and-we-eat-one-of-them-heres-why-thats-absurd/

AI Generated Coffee Recipe

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/a-coffee-roastery-in-finland-has-launched-an-ai-generated-blend-the-results-were-surprising/

Firefighters

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/ohmtowndaily/f/d/los-angeles-firefighters-fought-investments-in-safer-streets-for-decades-fire-regulations-have-made-roads-deadlier/

AI Boxes up Problems

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/ohmtowndaily/f/d/ai-is-helping-amazon-send-fewer-small-items-in-comically-large-boxes/

Curling Paper

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/scientists-have-solved-the-mystery-of-curling-paper/

Some Whales Live a Lot Longer

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/certain-female-whales-can-live-up-to-40-years-longer-scientists-have-finally-discovered-the-secret/

Ice Cream in Milan

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/hatchideas/f/d/do-they-realise-what-theyre-doing-milan-takes-on-ice-cream-sellers-in-war-on-wild-nightlife/

That's a Big Fish

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/scientists-discover-82-feet-long-ancient-giant-fish-lizard-in-the-uk/

AI Vocabulary

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/gpu-tpu-llm-the-ai-vocabulary-words-you-need-to-know/

Show Notes:

Dry Taps in Johannesburg

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/south-africa-water-crisis-taps-dry-in-johannesburg/

Flyby of IO

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/realityhacker/f/d/see-a-flyby-of-io-a-hellish-moon-with-lakes-of-lava-and-an-otherworldly-mountain/

Morning Coffee is REALLY stale.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/your-morning-coffee-may-be-more-than-a-half-million-years-old/

Canary in the Tourism Coal mine.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/mass-protests-in-canary-islands-decry-overtourism/

Geekwire Awards

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/who-will-be-the-next-tech-titan-a-preview-of-the-upcoming-geekwire-awards/

Safety Breaches afforded to privileged.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/ohmtowndaily/f/d/faa-investigating-safety-breaches-after-colorado-rockies-coach-sat-in-a-plane-cockpit-and-joked-about-landing-it-during-a-united-airlines-charter-flight-reports-say/

Interstellar Visitors

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/ohmtowndaily/f/d/oxford-physicist-wants-your-help-on-really-exciting-interstellar-visitors/

What to know about EV Warranties

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/realityhacker/f/d/ev-warranties-arent-like-those-for-non-electric-cars-heres-what-you-should-know/

Pink versus P Inc.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/ohmtowndaily/f/d/pink-takes-legal-action-against-pharrell-williams-over-his-p-inc-trademark/

A round up beyond cars.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/four-wheel-tech/f/d/usos-gold-heists-and-airport-mishaps-in-this-weeks-beyond-cars-roundup/

Show Notes:

My phone is older than its new owner.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/quarter-of-uks-three-and-four-year-olds-own-a-smartphone-data-shows/

Terms of Use have Changed.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/ohmtowndaily/f/d/tesla-tells-some-laid-off-employees-their-separation-agreements-are-canceled-and-new-ones-are-on-the-way/

I'm going to sue that guy.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/four-wheel-tech/f/d/a-man-once-sued-himself-after-he-backed-into-his-own-car/

Lebron James Tattoos Lawsuit

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/warcrafters/f/d/take-two-wins-lawsuit-over-lebron-james-tattoos/

lol no is always the perfect response.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/ohmtowndaily/f/d/lol-no-is-the-perfect-response-to-lapds-nonsense-ip-threat-letter-over-fuck-the-lapd-shirt/

Water seems to be the Cybertruck fatal flaw.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/four-wheel-tech/f/d/tesla-cybertruck-slippery-pedal-recall-caused-by-soap/

Didn't win the brains lottery either.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/roundersgear/f/d/florida-couple-tried-to-pass-off-inept-forgery-as-1m-lottery-ticket/

A plane windowpane fell off.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/ohmtowndaily/f/d/a-plane-used-to-fly-vips-like-king-charles-made-an-emergency-landing-after-windowpanes-fell-off/

Its a feature, not a bug.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/ohmtowndaily/f/d/toxic-chemicals-in-everyday-products-enter-the-human-body-via-touch/

King of Castlevania

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/warcrafters/f/d/meet-the-guy-who-spent-90k-on-one-of-the-rarest-copies-of-castlevania-in-the-world/

Show Notes:

AI Doomer

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/thewordinlaw/f/d/feds-appoint-ai-doomer-to-run-us-ai-safety-institute/

Crypto Manipulation

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/hatchideas/f/d/new-york-jury-convicts-man-in-first-ever-cryptocurrency-market-manipulation-case/

Cybertruck Resiliance

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/drive-through-car-wash-was-too-much-for-tesla-cybertruck/

Avoiding the Judge

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/lawnerd/f/d/lawyer-reprimanded-after-mistakenly-emailing-opposing-counsel-with-plan-to-avoid-judges-call/

An Ancient Snake

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/ohmtowndaily/f/d/this-ancient-snake-in-india-might-have-been-longer-than-a-school-bus-and-weighed-a-ton/

Copyright Book with a Twist

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/thewordinlaw/f/d/author-granted-copyright-over-book-with-ai-generated-text-with-a-twist/

Going the Extra Miles

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/ohmtowndaily/f/d/seattles-instacart-shoppers-are-having-to-go-miles-out-of-their-way-because-of-the-new-gig-worker-pay-law/

Sending a useful car to space

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/realityhacker/f/d/nasa-green-lights-mission-to-send-car-sized-drone-to-saturn-moon/

Can't Scan my Brain

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/ohmtowndaily/f/d/colorado-enacted-a-law-meant-to-stop-tech-companies-sharing-your-brain-wave-data/

Nuke York Power Plant

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/owner-of-new-york-citys-defunct-nuclear-plant-sues-the-state/

Show Notes:

You Take Off Too

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/warcrafters/f/d/take-two-announces-layoffs-while-canceling-multiple-in-development-projects/

Hack on Texas

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/ohmtowndaily/f/d/hack-on-a-texas-water-system-may-be-the-first-of-its-kind-by-russian-hacking-group/

Protest in Cloud

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/hatchideas/f/d/google-workers-arrested-after-nine-hour-protest-in-cloud-chiefs-office/

Big Budget Tiny Home

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/ohmtowndaily/f/d/california-homebuyers-fight-over-1-7-million-tiny-home/

Low Grades to Later Names

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/researchers-find-lower-grades-given-to-students-with-surnames-that-come-later-in-alphabetical-order/

Boxing Glove in Space

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/late-nite-geeks/f/d/dark-space-is-building-a-rocket-powered-boxing-glove-to-push-debris-out-of-orbit/

The Bot of Nightmares

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/ohmtowndaily/f/d/boston-dynamics-new-atlas-robot-is-a-swiveling-shape-shifting-nightmare/

Discord User Data

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/creepy-monitoring-service-sells-searchable-discord-user-data-for-as-little-as-5/

Sony changing Names

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/good-riddance-wh-xb910n-sonys-confusing-product-names-are-going-away/

The Rise of Magnets

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/hatchideas/f/d/the-rise-of-magnets-from-surgery-to-outer-space/

Show Notes:

The bottle for the phone Indy!

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/restaurant-in-italy-offers-free-bottles-of-wine-to-customers-who-hand-in-phones/

Guilty as charged.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/ohmtowndaily/f/d/nasa-confirms-mystery-object-that-crashed-through-roof-of-florida-home-came-from-space-station/

Atlas climbing that hill for 10 years.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/ohmtowndaily/f/d/boston-dynamics-atlas-robot-2013-2024/

Pay for Play Casting Site.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/the-continuity-report/f/d/actors-sue-commercial-casting-site-over-pay-for-play-policy/

The Limitless Pendant will hear NOPE.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/ohmtowndaily/f/d/the-limitless-pendant-is-a-new-ai-device-you-wear-that-records-everything-you-hear-take-a-look/

How to get Rescued.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/ohmtowndaily/f/d/if-youre-stranded-on-an-island-a-help-sign-can-actually-save-you-but-theres-an-even-better-way-to-get-rescued/

Valley v Valley.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/ofthegrape/f/d/napa-valley-versus-napa-valley/

Apple isn't worried.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/ohmtowndaily/f/d/3-smartphone-makers-that-apple-should-be-worried-about/

Working Remotely for your Money.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/hatchideas/f/d/these-are-best-cities-in-the-world-for-remote-workers-according-to-a-new-ranking/

The Mysteries of Cell Structure.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/unlocking-the-mysteries-of-cell-structure-with-cutting-edge-imaging/