Non Sequitur News

Show Notes:

Coachella 2024

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/ohmtowndaily/f/d/youtube-is-bringing-nfl-style-multiview-to-coachella-2024s-livestream/

Boeing Blows Doors Off Payment

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/hatchideas/f/d/boeing-pays-alaska-air-more-than-160m-after-blowout/

Auction Haulted by Bankruptcy

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/primeglass/f/d/auction-of-1400-african-art-pieces-halted-by-last-minute-bankruptcy-filing/

Samsung Semiconductor Hub in Texas

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/samsung-is-reportedly-investing-44-billion-in-a-texas-semiconductor-hub-a-boost-to-u-s-chipmaking/

Southwest Airlines Grounded Plane

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/a-southwest-airlines-plane-was-grounded-with-an-engine-fire-and-yes-it-was-a-boeing-jet/

Southern Ocean has Clean Air

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/the-southern-ocean-has-the-cleanest-air-on-earth-scientists-have-just-discovered-why/

Trashy Thief Steals Package

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/ohmtowndaily/f/d/watch-thief-disguised-as-trash-bag-steals-package/

Roku Advertising Patent

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/warcrafters/f/d/roku-has-filed-a-patent-for-your-tv-to-detect-when-youre-paused-and-play-relevant-ads-nope-no-thank-you-not-for-me-im-afraid/

Inmates Sue to See Eclipse

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/ohmtowndaily/f/d/6-inmates-who-sued-new-york-over-its-prison-lockdown-order-will-get-to-view-solar-eclipse-after-all/

Easter Heist Security Firm has History

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/the-30-million-easter-heist-security-firm-had-been-hacked-before/

Show Notes:

Birthing a Price Hike

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/wanted/f/d/spotifys-second-price-hike-in-9-months-will-target-audiobook-listeners/

Bird Flu in Texas

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/ohmtowndaily/f/d/egg-prices-could-rise-after-massive-texas-plant-shuts-down/

The CO2 Pareto Principle

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/only-57-producers-are-responsible-for-80-of-all-fossil-fuel-and-cement-co%E2%82%82-emissions-since-2016-report/

TSA Says Sneaking People Exist

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/ohmtowndaily/f/d/the-tsa-says-people-sneaking-past-security-is-a-larger-problem-than-we-realized/

Beer Keg Eleven

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/ofthegrape/f/d/eight-charged-in-massive-east-coast-beer-heist/

MC Al Gae

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/smashortrash/f/d/a-professor-worried-no-one-would-read-an-algae-study-so-she-had-it-put-to-music/

Haunted Choppers

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/stockmarketeers/f/d/walmart-recalls-some-mini-choppers-after-some-started-chopping-on-their-own/

The Return to Net Neutrality

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/warcrafters/f/d/fcc-will-vote-on-bringing-back-net-neutrality-regulations-on-april-25/

Gas Station Hires K-9 Units

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/gas-station-hires-k-9-units-for-3-north-carolina-locations-heres-why/

The Power of a Motion Sensor

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/ohmtowndaily/f/d/thieves-stole-30-million-from-a-cash-vault-after-breaking-in-through-the-roof-in-one-of-las-biggest-ever-heists-report/

Show Notes:

Surge Baggage

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/hatchideas/f/d/a-major-u-s-airline-is-rolling-out-dynamic-pricing-for-baggage-fees-based-on-peak-and-off-peak-flight-dates/

Nightshift Photos

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/ohmtowndaily/f/d/hospital-worker-notices-mysterious-photos-appearing-during-nightshift/

Moon Time

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/now-nasa-has-to-figure-out-how-to-tell-time-on-the-moon/

German Elephants

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/ohmtowndaily/f/d/botswana-offers-to-send-20000-elephants-to-germany-saying-it-should-try-looking-after-them-instead-of-criticizing/

Fisker probably not setting sail

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/late-nite-geeks/f/d/fiskers-ocean-suv-investigated-for-doors-that-wont-open/

Bet you can't hear me now

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/ohmtowndaily/f/d/florida-man-climbs-cell-phone-tower-disconnects-power-in-live-video/

Trashed in the Magic Kingdom

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/hatchideas/f/d/a-disney-guest-fell-into-a-trash-can-on-a-ferry-to-the-magic-kingdom-now-hes-suing/

Sterilization Gas Maybe Linked

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/ohmtowndaily/f/d/eto-gas-used-to-sterilize-medical-devices-ignites-fears-over-link-to-cancer/

There are Waymo Uber Deliveries

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/hatchideas/f/d/waymo-self-driving-cars-are-delivering-uber-eats-orders-for-first-time/

Amateur Meteorologists

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/hatchideas/f/d/rail-body-wants-staff-to-be-amateur-meteorologists/

Show Notes:

Medieval Horse Trading

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/archaeological-study-exposes-secrets-of-medieval-horse-trading/

Eclipsed Cell Networks

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/eclipse-tourists-should-plan-for-overloaded-cell-networks/

Undersea Cables

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/undersea-cables-are-the-unseen-backbone-of-the-global-internet/

Gilligan's Island Becomes Reality

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/hatchideas/f/d/norwegian-cruise-passengers-stranded-on-african-island-after-private-tour-ran-late-ship-departs-without-them/

Mini Liver Lymph Node

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/greenagram/f/d/mini-liver-will-grow-in-persons-own-lymph-node-in-bold-new-trial/

A New Competitor Enters the Ring

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/realityhacker/f/d/theres-an-unexpected-new-competitor-in-pc-gaming/

ISS Battery Seeks Florida Residence

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/possible-fragment-from-iss-battery-pallet-may-have-crashed-through-florida-home/

SunEclipseChips

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/hatchideas/f/d/from-krispy-kreme-to-sunchips-more-and-more-companies-roll-out-total-solar-eclipse-promotions/

Dali says it isn't its fault

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/the-owners-of-the-cargo-ship-that-destroyed-the-baltimore-bridge-say-its-not-their-fault/

Motorcycle Racing Bets 4 Billion Dollars

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/can-americans-get-into-motorcycle-racing-formula-1s-owner-is-betting-4-billion-on-it/

Show Notes:

Ignore After Hours Boss Calls

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/ohmtowndaily/f/d/this-california-lawmaker-wants-to-help-you-ignore-your-boss-when-they-call-you-after-hours/

Trains to Fix Baby Problem

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/south-korea-is-betting-100-billion-that-trains-will-fix-its-baby-problem/

Highway 1 Becomes 1

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/ohmtowndaily/f/d/motorists-creep-along-1-lane-after-part-of-californias-iconic-highway-1-collapses/

Prison Visits to Go Dark

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/upcoming-solar-eclipse-prompts-ny-state-corrections-to-cancel-prison-visits/

Shortage of Bolts and Planes

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/ohmtowndaily/f/d/united-airlines-is-asking-pilots-to-take-time-off-in-may-because-of-a-shortage-of-new-boeing-planes/

Squatting Laws Could Change

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/ohmtowndaily/f/d/squatting-laws-could-be-changing-in-one-state/

Talk about Range Anxiety

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/ohmtowndaily/f/d/police-caught-up-with-a-stolen-tesla-after-it-ran-out-of-battery-during-a-car-chase/

Armored Car Driving School

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/bmw-has-an-actual-armored-car-driving-school-for-chases-and-explosions-like-in-the-movies/

California gives 150k to buy houses

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/ohmtowndaily/f/d/california-gives-homebuyers-150000-to-buy-houses/

April Fools Day 2024

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/warcrafters/f/d/this-years-best-april-fools-day-gaming-gags-bears-bugs-and-97000-floppy-disks/