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- 19-04-01 NOnSEn53 PAsswOrdDonald Trump is doing for skepticism in government what George W Bush did for atheism.I laughed at a grown man for crying because he couldn't log into Facebook.Debra Messing thinks Benjamin Franklin and Abraham are the same person!Democrats keep saying stuff like, "Let's not hurt each other and support whoever the nominee is because Donald Trump is scary." What they mean is, "We're going to screw Bernie again and you're going to like it." Does any of this sound familiar? Want 8 years of Trump? No! You say? So, what you should say to that is, "If you don't nominate Bernie, you don't get my vote." Then choice is theirs if they want the White House. You can't change the Democratic Party from the inside, and corruption doesn't prosecute itself.Thanks for stopping by on the way to wherever it is you're going. If hope you enjoyed this experience of this evolving and experimental audiofiction, comedy, horror, drama, nonfiction, autobiographical, satirical, musical, political, scientific, artistic, whatever podcast. If not, please, baby, please give me another chance!If you enjoyed this episode, please subscribe and share. I am terrible at advertising and, so, I really need your help. And I'm thankful for the roughly 30,000 downloads to this podcast, and I love every one of the 4000 or so of y'all. Check back here for weekly episodes and other special projects, and also check out nonsensepassword.com and the Nonsense Password YouTube channel because we're screwing around there, too.Twitter: @nonsense_pw1 hr 8 min
- 19-03-05 nonSENSE passWoRDA lot of cinema love in this one. After longer than I can remember, I was finally excited about a new movie coming out, but I screwed up and ended up in a way too cushy theater, isolating me from the crowd, to experience it the way I wanted to, which is among the gasps and giggles of strangers.That movie, of course, is Us, Jordan Peele's first movie since releasing American cinematic masterpiece, Get Out. And, wow, and I mean, WOW, Lupita Nyong'o is beautiful. She's absurdly beautiful. She's so beautiful it's distracting, but she's also a strong enough actress she overcomes it.After that, I ran into a Shudder original Horror Noire about black American horror films. I had no idea Blacula was held in such reverence, so I tracked it down and it's pretty great. It was on Prime, of course, which has impressed me many times with their catalog. Ganja and Hess is there too, which I look forward to in the near future. Guess what, it's also on Prime.Chester N Turner is a VHS genius and I look forward to his next picture.Thanks for stopping by on the way to wherever it is you're going. If hope you enjoyed this experience of this evolving and experimental audiofiction, comedy, horror, drama, nonfiction, autobiographical, satirical, musical, political, scientific, artistic, whatever podcast. If not, plea---se, baby, please give me another chance!If you enjoyed this episode, please subscribe and share. I am terrible at advertising and, so, I really need your help. And I'm thankful for the roughly 4000 subscribers to this podcast, and I love every last one of ya'll. Check back here for weekly episodes and other special projects, and also check out nonsensepassword.com and the Nonsense Password YouTube channel because we're screwing around there, too.Twitter: @nonsense_pwWebsite: nonsensepassword.com1 hr 14 min
- 19-03-04 noNseNsE passWordI've been slipping. My discipline has been slipping and now my momentum is off kilter. Getting back on track, though. Starlee Kine is a pretty great podcaster. Doctors give co-workers weird advice. My SEO class had me do an assignment. I got a 90, but the teacher seemed upset. I am terrible at advertising and I generally have a bleak disposition, but maybe in this case it was unfounded. I never had any idea I had so much company. Thank you so much for stopping by on the way to wherever it is you're going.Thanks for stopping by on the way to wherever it is you're going. If hope you enjoyed this experience of this evolving and experimental audiofiction, comedy, horror, drama, nonfiction, autobiographical, satirical, musical, political, scientific, artistic, whatever podcast. If not, please, baby, please give me another chance!If you enjoyed this episode, please subscribe and share. I am terrible at advertising and, so, I really need your help. Check back here for weekly episodes and other special projects, and also check out nonsensepassword.com and the Nonsense Password YouTube channel because we're screwing around there, too.Twitter: @nonsense_pwWebsite: nonsensepassword.com1 hr 8 min
- 19-03-03 NOnSENSE passWORDMy wife 's grandparents are older than radio. I helped them with something on the computer then she kidnapped me and made me go to a sporting goods store, where I took a few selfies with pool toys of anthropomorphic animals.I hate even thinking about clothes, My dad was my age in 1985, I remember that crazy world, different world. No internet. No cellphones. Not even really cable. I can't imagine what the world will be like when I'm my Dad's age. I'll probably die before then. Until they, hey folks, if you own a store, turn your crappy music down. I don't want to hear it. Operation Varsity Blues is wonderful, only second thing feds ever did that I'm proud of. I always hoped Aunt Becky was naughty, just not white collar naughty, ewww.-----Thanks for stopping by on the way to wherever it is you're going. If really hope you enjoyed this experience of this evolving and experimental audiofiction, comedy, horror, drama, nonfiction, autobiographical, satirical, musical, political, scientific, artistic, whatever podcast. If not, please, baby, please give me another chance!If you did enjoy this episode, please subscribe and share. I am terrible at advertising and, so, I really need your help. Check back here for weekly episodes and other special projects, and also check out nonsensepassword.com or the Nonsense Password YouTube channel because we're screwing around there, too.Twitter: @nonsense_pwWebsite: nonsensepassword.com1 hr 11 min
- 19-03-02 nonS3nSE passwordTransient neighbors probably dealing drugs. Neighborhood probably going downhill again. My cat has suddenly started drinking out of my water glass and it's upsetting, but chow dogs are the animals I don't get along with. Bill Hader was hilarious in John Mulaney's SNL, but the musical guest, as usual, was terrible. Alex Jones told a few weird sex stories on Joe Rogan. CPAC was silly. Why do you need a Mitch McConnell when you have a Nancy Pelosi? People have lost their minds over Ilhan Omar and I have too, because I totally love her. I wish I was in the House as a Republican so we could whoop some a$$ Rick and Summer style.-----Thanks for stopping by on the way to wherever it is you're going. If really hope you enjoyed this experience of this evolving and experimental audiofiction, comedy, horror, drama, nonfiction, autobiographical, satirical, musical, political, scientific, artistic, whatever podcast. If not, please, baby, please give me another chance!If you did enjoy this episode, please subscribe and share. I am terrible at advertising and, so, I really need your help. Check back here for weekly episodes and other special projects, and also check out nonsensepassword.com and the Nonsense Password YouTube channel because we're screwing around there, too.Twitter: @nonsense_pwWebsite: nonsensepassword.com1 hr 8 min
- 19-02-04 n0n53n53 p@sswordNonsense Password is blowing up. More Twitter followers, Facebook likes, subscribers, and Hater-Aid 21 dropped on Wednesday. Making fun of Kamala Harris is easy because she used to smoke weed with Texas Pete and play Call of Duty in college. On President's Day I acknowledge my true President, Vermin Supreme. All the comedians love me on Twitter. I can't tell if I'm scary or funny. I don't think I'm boring, though. I had to do plumbing on a long weekend and someone stole a car and lead the cops on a chase that ended when he ran into my wife's truck, the Big Bitch. Happens all the time in my neighborhood, no biggie. Another winter storm hit on Tuesday. I remember accidentally scaring the shit out of a news reporter in a blizzard a few years ago. Rain X is awesome. Clerks are generally marginally insane and completely unhelpful. I learned about a 20/20/20 rule in my Digital Photography 101 class. I see listeners in Germany, Romania, Russia, and I wonder if I will end up bigger in any of those countries than I was in Finland all those years ago.-------Thanks for stopping by on the way to wherever it is you're going. If really hope you enjoyed this experience of this evolving and experimental audiofiction, comedy, horror, drama, nonfiction, autobiographical, satirical, musical, political, scientific, artistic, whatever podcast. If not, please, baby, please give me another chance!If you did enjoy this episode, please subscribe and share. I am terrible at advertising and, so, I really need your help. Check back here for weekly episodes and other special projects, and also check out the Nonsense Password YouTube channel because we're screwing around there, too.Twitter: @nonsense_pwWebsite: nonsensepassword.com1 hr 9 min
- Hater-Aid 21, a NONSENSE PASSWORD trip.
In the future, the fate of humanity is secured only by a treaty, the Treaty of Desperation, against a malicious alien - or perhaps, supernatural - culture of greatly superior force.
Humanity got lucky, once more, having found in one of their own species an almost miraculous knack for dispatching these evil, demonic, alien beasts in an annual one-on-one contest that pits humanity's champion against the beast's champion. The terms of the treaty allows the winner's species to totally dominate planet Earth until the contest the following year, and on and on.
Ever since humanity improbably won that first year to free themselves from annihilation by the disgusting extremities and orifices of the edabs, they've changed a lot. Never before have humans been so universally kind to each other, so appreciative of the good times, and getting down a lot. The pressure of the edabs constant threat has propelled humanity into a golden age of celebration, climaxed each year by Hater-Aid. "Hater" refers to the contest, the festival of carnage featuring a no rules fight to the death, which must occur each year, and the "Aid" refers to the fundraising and the refreshing a commitment to cherishing their own lives and the well-being of each other.
For 20 years Mathis has been humanity's champion, and for 20 years he's dominated Hater-Aid, giving humanity its best years and being their magnificent hero.
But this year, the year of Hater-Aid 21, is different.
Nonsense Password presents its first trip by Special Character. Nonsense Password is an experimental podcast and Hater-Aid 21 is its first attempt at longform audiofiction, with much more on the way. This story, like all of Special Character's stories, doesn't have a genre, but elements of comedy, horror, and satire are present. This story may be too intense for some listeners, but Special Character's intention is for the listener to ultimately have a good time.
Please comment, share, subscribe, and throw some feedback at Nonsense Password about how things worked out on your end, dear listener. You can check in with all of the ongoing Nonsense Password projects at nonsensepassword.com, and you can tweet at Special Character @nonsense_pw.
Thanks for stopping by on the way to wherever it is you're going.
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If you did enjoy this episode, please subscribe and share. I am terrible at advertising and, so, I really need your help. Check back here for weekly episodes and other special projects, and also check out the Nonsense Password YouTube channel because we're screwing around there, too.
Twitter: @nonsense_pw
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31 min - Hater-Aid 21, a NONSENSE PASSWORD trip.In the future, the fate of humanity is secured only by a treaty, the Treaty of Desperation, against a malicious alien - or perhaps, supernatural - culture of greatly superior force.Humanity got lucky, once more, having found in one of their own species an almost miraculous knack for dispatching these evil, demonic, alien beasts in an annual one-on-one contest that pits humanity's champion against the beast's champion. The terms of the treaty allows the winner's species to totally dominate planet Earth until the contest the following year, and on and on.Ever since humanity improbably won that first year to free themselves from annihilation by the disgusting extremities and orifices of the edabs, they've changed a lot. Never before have humans been so universally kind to each other, so appreciative of the good times, and getting down a lot. The pressure of the edabs constant threat has propelled humanity into a golden age of celebration, climaxed each year by Hater-Aid. "Hater" refers to the contest, the festival of carnage featuring a no rules fight to the death, which must occur each year, and the "Aid" refers to the fundraising and the refreshing a commitment to cherishing their own lives and the well-being of each other.For 20 years Mathis has been humanity's champion, and for 20 years he's dominated Hater-Aid, giving humanity its best years and being their magnificent hero.But this year, the year of Hater-Aid 21, is different.Nonsense Password presents its first trip by Special Character. Nonsense Password is an experimental podcast and Hater-Aid 21 is its first attempt at longform audiofiction, with much more on the way. This story, like all of Special Character's stories, doesn't have a genre, but elements of comedy, horror, and satire are present. This story may be too intense for some listeners, but Special Character's intention is for the listener to ultimately have a good time.Please comment, share, subscribe, and throw some feedback at Nonsense Password about how things worked out on your end, dear listener. You can check in with all of the ongoing Nonsense Password projects at nonsensepassword.com, and you can tweet at Special Character @nonsense_pw.Thanks for stopping by on the way to wherever it is you're going.-------Thanks for stopping by on the way to wherever it is you're going. If really hope you enjoyed this experience of this evolving and experimental audiofiction, comedy, horror, drama, nonfiction, autobiographical, satirical, musical, political, scientific, artistic, whatever podcast. If not, please, baby, please give me another chance!If you did enjoy this episode, please subscribe and share. I am terrible at advertising and, so, I really need your help. Check back here for weekly episodes and other special projects, and also check out the Nonsense Password YouTube channel because we're screwing around there, too.Twitter: @nonsense_pwWebsite: nonsensepassword.com31 min
- 19-02-03 NOnSENSE pASSw0rdIt's Valentine's Day, and while Special Character doesn't really remember any Valentine's Days, and he's terrible at Valentine's Day and Holidays in general, he does remember his first kiss, the time he lost his virginity, a time when an ex choked him and other times when someone was just trying to say, "Happy Valentine's Day."-------Thanks for stopping by on the way to wherever it is you're going. If really hope you enjoyed this experience of this evolving and experimental audiofiction, comedy, horror, drama, nonfiction, autobiographical, satirical, musical, political, scientific, artistic, whatever podcast. If not, please, baby, please give me another chance!If you did enjoy this episode, please subscribe and share. I am terrible at advertising and, so, I really need your help. Check back here for weekly episodes and other special projects, and also check out the Nonsense Password YouTube channel because we're screwing around there, too.Twitter: @nonsense_pwWebsite: nonsensepassword.com1 hr 10 min
- 19-02-02 nonSENSE pasSWORDI bought an electric on demand water heater against a bunch of dumbass experts advice and it took me an hour to fix it after several years of perfect operation. I suspect weekly human traffic patterns and manmade structures have a noticeable impact on local weather patterns and by extension, the climate. A recently deceased friend haunted a padlock and changed the combination to his weirdly spelled name. I remember the first time I ever met a lesbian, that I knew about. Please like, comment, subscribe, help me because I'm terrible at advertising. Also, check out the NONSENSE PASSWORD YouTube channel and website. Thanks for stopping by on the way to wherever it is you're going.-------Thanks for stopping by on the way to wherever it is you're going. If really hope you enjoyed this experience of this evolving and experimental audiofiction, comedy, horror, drama, nonfiction, autobiographical, satirical, musical, political, scientific, artistic, whatever podcast. If not, please, baby, please give me another chance!If you did enjoy this episode, please subscribe and share. I am terrible at advertising and, so, I really need your help. Check back here for weekly episodes and other special projects, and also check out the Nonsense Password YouTube channel because we're screwing around there, too.Twitter: @nonsense_pwWebsite: nonsensepassword.com1 hr 5 min
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