Noobs and Knockouts Podcast

On this episode of the Noobs and Knockouts podcast, we wrap up in 2012 TNA, as we get the results of the paternity test! As you can tell from the title, things get messy. This is Austin's greatest troll job ever. Also on this episode, we get our final update on the 2012 Bound for Glory Series! Hopefully Bully Ray doesn't win or get close or anything....It's also Open Fight Night for the 75th time, and this time it's TNA vs Aces and Eights for the first time! Open warfare! Which mostly means a lot of walking around and the bikers not doing anything. But Hulk Hogan is back! Joy. Won't you join us?

On this chaotic episode of the Noobs and Knockouts Podcast, Friend of the Show Elizabeth returns for her 5th appearance, as we watch no wrestling at all! Instead, we pop on over to Dropout TV, indie streaming service from the former employees of College Humor, for a little wrestling-adjacent TV! First, we watch Smartypants, where Jess Ross presents a Powerpoint on how Wrestling is Drag. Then we pop over to Thousandaires where Danielle Radford treats her friends to some good ole fashioned wrasslin. Plus a LOT MORE OFF THE RAILS NONSENSE. Won't you join us?

On this episode of the Noobs and Knockouts Podcast, we head to 2000 WCW, where Vince Russo and Eric Bischoff have taken over as heads of creative! It's a new day, an even playing field, all the titles are being stripped! And yet, the more things change the more things stay the same. What's the matter, Sid, can't find your scissors? On this episode we discuss Vince Russo's tumultuous road to quitting the WWF and fighting the politics in WCW, the nonsensical plot that is New Blood vs Millionaire's Club, that "even playing field" resulting in the New Blood still not getting title shots, sub-5 minute matches, and so so so so so so many worked shoot promos. Won't you join us?

On this episode of the Noobs and Knockouts Podcast, we head to 1996 WCW. It's the go-home to Fall Brawl, where the NWO will go toe to toe in War Games with WCW's finest: Ric Flair, Arn Anderson, Lex Luger, and Sting. Except, Luger can't find Sting, and suddenly Sting is in the NWO limo. NO. IT CAN'T BE. HE'S BETRAYED US ALL. Also on this episode, a bunch of matches, but who cares, we gotta cut to what the Four Horsemen think in this exact moment. Won't you join us?

On this episode of the Noobs and Knockouts Podcast, we return to Lucha Underground, where Mil Muertes gets his rematch with Matanza Cueto, but on one condition: it has have Grave Consequences. Even better, it has to have GRAVER CONSEQUENCES. I'm seeing double, four coffins! Also on this episode, we get the first clues about Councilman Delgado's boss, I'm sure that will pay off soon! Plus a trios title rematch and the final match for an Aztec Medallion. Won't you join us?

On this episode of the Noobs and Knockouts Podcast, we return to 1985 for the go home show to Starrcade 85, THE GATHERING. And we felt like going home a third of the way in lol. But we still found a few things to talk about. Dusty has a demon in him, Ric Flair commits assault, Buddy Landel and Manny Fernandez have a low-key banger, the Road Warriors are good promos, we talk about the history of Starrcade taglines, and more! Won't you join us?

On this episode of the Noobs and Knockouts Podcast, we return to 2012 TNA, and oh my god everyone is an idiot. AJ Styles forces himself to win a match to be able to take a paternity test, everyone believes Bully Ray is smart for accusing James Storm is in Aces and Eights, and then Aces and Eights attacks James Storm when everyone believed he was in the group. Also on this episode, the Knockouts get a new referee, Hulk Hogan promises he'll be back next week, Magnus "gets in Samoa Joe's head" by losing, and the BFG series keeps on keeping on I guess. Won't you join us?

On this episode of the Noobs and Knockouts Podcast, we spin the wheel once again to watch a random episode of wrestling, and we landed on ECW Double Tables! It's early 1995, ECW is so close to breaking out, as the stars are starting to align. The Public Enemy vs Sabu and Taz in a Tables match! Cactus Jack vs Sandman in a Death Match! Shane Douglas vs TULLY BLANCHARD for the ECW Title! And more! Won't you join us?

On this episode of the Noobs and Knockouts Podcast, we return to 2006 for Backlash, it's finally here! Vince McMahon and Shane McMahon vs Shawn Michaels and GOD. It goes a lot how you think it would. Vince performing "miracles", God is apparently a spotlight, everyone but Vince thinks this is a joke, and in the end the Spirit Squad show up. The rest? Well, it was certainly a PPV that happened. Bad finishes, a Matt Striker segment, and a HHH post-match beatdown that goes nowhere. Won't you join us?

On this episode of the Noobs and Knockouts Podcast, we return to the Temple where 3 medallions are being given out. In the main event, Sexy Star finally faces her trauma and tormentor...by beating her in a wrestling match. Look, it's wrestling, sometimes it gets weird. But Mariposa and Sexy Star are going at it in a match until one of them says "No Mas". Also on this episode, Mil and Matanza have their rematch set, Famous B finally gets his client a match, Sinestro De La Muerte has a disastrous re-debut, and Dario Cueto shows actual empathy????? Won't you join us?