Noobs and Knockouts Podcast

On this episode of the Noobs and Knockouts Podcast, we return to Lucha Underground, where Mil Muertes gets his rematch with Matanza Cueto, but on one condition: it has have Grave Consequences. Even better, it has to have GRAVER CONSEQUENCES. I'm seeing double, four coffins! Also on this episode, we get the first clues about Councilman Delgado's boss, I'm sure that will pay off soon! Plus a trios title rematch and the final match for an Aztec Medallion. Won't you join us?

On this episode of the Noobs and Knockouts Podcast, we return to 1985 for the go home show to Starrcade 85, THE GATHERING. And we felt like going home a third of the way in lol. But we still found a few things to talk about. Dusty has a demon in him, Ric Flair commits assault, Buddy Landel and Manny Fernandez have a low-key banger, the Road Warriors are good promos, we talk about the history of Starrcade taglines, and more! Won't you join us?

On this episode of the Noobs and Knockouts Podcast, we return to 2012 TNA, and oh my god everyone is an idiot. AJ Styles forces himself to win a match to be able to take a paternity test, everyone believes Bully Ray is smart for accusing James Storm is in Aces and Eights, and then Aces and Eights attacks James Storm when everyone believed he was in the group. Also on this episode, the Knockouts get a new referee, Hulk Hogan promises he'll be back next week, Magnus "gets in Samoa Joe's head" by losing, and the BFG series keeps on keeping on I guess. Won't you join us?

On this episode of the Noobs and Knockouts Podcast, we spin the wheel once again to watch a random episode of wrestling, and we landed on ECW Double Tables! It's early 1995, ECW is so close to breaking out, as the stars are starting to align. The Public Enemy vs Sabu and Taz in a Tables match! Cactus Jack vs Sandman in a Death Match! Shane Douglas vs TULLY BLANCHARD for the ECW Title! And more! Won't you join us?

On this episode of the Noobs and Knockouts Podcast, we return to 2006 for Backlash, it's finally here! Vince McMahon and Shane McMahon vs Shawn Michaels and GOD. It goes a lot how you think it would. Vince performing "miracles", God is apparently a spotlight, everyone but Vince thinks this is a joke, and in the end the Spirit Squad show up. The rest? Well, it was certainly a PPV that happened. Bad finishes, a Matt Striker segment, and a HHH post-match beatdown that goes nowhere. Won't you join us?

On this episode of the Noobs and Knockouts Podcast, we return to the Temple where 3 medallions are being given out. In the main event, Sexy Star finally faces her trauma and tormentor...by beating her in a wrestling match. Look, it's wrestling, sometimes it gets weird. But Mariposa and Sexy Star are going at it in a match until one of them says "No Mas". Also on this episode, Mil and Matanza have their rematch set, Famous B finally gets his client a match, Sinestro De La Muerte has a disastrous re-debut, and Dario Cueto shows actual empathy????? Won't you join us?

On this episode of the Noobs and Knockouts Podcast, we return to 1985 Mid-Atlantic. Dusty Rhodes is BACK from injury, and he would proceed to cut one of the greatest promos of all time. Yeah, we're doing Hard Times. And we have a lot to say about why only Dusty Rhodes could give that promo. Also on this episode, a whole lot of squash matches, Austin wanting to bash his own head in with TWO Terry Taylor promos, the full Starrcade '85 card being announced, and an obsession with gatherings. Won't you join us?

On this episode of the Noobs and Knockouts Podcast, we return to 2012 TNA, where AJ Styles is shirking his responsibilities as a father to be by running off to Australia, so Christopher Daniels and Frankie Kazarian are throwing Claire Lynch a baby shower! Do the right thing, AJ, please. Save us from this angle. Also on this episode, the accusations against James Storm continue to pile up, the BFG series continues in its confusing glory, and Madison Rayne is winning matches via screwjobs because she's screwing Earl Hebner's job. Won't you join us?

On this episode of the Noobs and Knockouts Podcast, we head to 1999 to celebrate Adam Copeland and Christian Cage...by watching the promo that tanked their first big gimmick. The Brood breaks their silence, and frankly we all wished they would have shut up. But it's also the first episode of Smackdown, and it's time for a MERGER FROM HELL. But also it's 1999 WWF, so all the matches are garbage. Won't you join us?

On this episode of the Noobs and Knockouts Podcast, we return to 2006 where Vince McMahon has seen the light: he needs his own religion. It's the birth of McMahonism! And with it, the most unholy of WWE sketches: Photoshop comedy. But God isn't out of this yet. Also on this episode, more May 19 shenanigans, ANOTHER HANDICAP MATCH, and Austin learning how to stop worrying and love the Mickie/Trish feud. Won't you join us?