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We are in desperate need of therapy. Thankfully, we were joined by Taylor Lorenz, staff writer for the Atlantic and human embodiment of the Internet, to help us unpack the horrible things that happened this week. Notably, people are monetizing their fetuses, lining up to take a selfie with an opossum, freaking out about a paper mâché sculpture called Momo, and filming themselves while hurling American cheese at their babies’ faces. Meanwhile, here in New York City, Mayor Bill de Blasio committed the cardinal sin of posting a selfie with the Boston Red Sox and then earned the ire of millions of parents by declaring a snow day on a Sunday night when it wasn’t even snowing. All the while, AOC continues to trigger Republicans by riding in cars and peeling sweet potatoes.

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In this week’s episode:

Here’s the list of 81 names, including Matthew Calamari, that the House Judiciary Committee is seeking documents from: https://www.cnn.com/2019/03/04/politics/house-judiciary-committee-list-letters/index.html

Read Taylor’s excellent piece in the Atlantic debunking and explaining the Momo hoax: https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2019/02/momo-challenge-hoax/583825/

Learn more about “verminfluencers” like Starfish, an opossum with 250,000 followers on social media: https://www.nytimes.com/2019/02/28/style/are-rats-good-pets.html

Check out Taylor’s story in the Atlantic about “sharenting”: When Kids Realize their Whole Life Is Already Online

Don’t “cheese” your children: https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/cheesed-challenge-People-Are-Throwing-Cheese-at-Babies-New-York-506669151.html

Bill de Blasio calls a snow day, and “Queens mom” Rachel Dodes-Wortman was quoted in the New York Daily News: https://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/education/ny-metro-snow-day-de-blasio-20190304-story.html

Big #YUPs to…

Gayle King, who shut it down in an interview with R. Kelly: https://twitter.com/CBSThisMorning/status/1103271779814957056

Luke Perry, our favorite teen heartthrob who tragically died this week. RIP.

Chronic “liking,” giving a little boost to everything you see on Instagram. Why not make your friends feel great?

As if trapped in the Netflix series “Russian Doll,” we keep dying and waking up in the bathroom. Recording this episode right after Michael Cohen’s congressional testimony, our heads were spinning. We nevertheless attempted to process what we saw, including the wild outburst from Congressman Chip Roy, Matt Gaetz’s thuggish Tweet and Michael Cohen’s emerging expertise in the field of ethics. Meanwhile, Trump was in Vietnam for his second summit with murderous dictator Kim Jong Un, who traveled through the Chinese countryside by train out of spite because his 40-year-old Russian aircraft is unfit for use and he didn’t want to support Air China. Also: We have breaking news about Charles Dickens, unconventional salad utensils, and some free advice for the Academy.

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In this week’s episode:

If you didn’t listen to Michael Cohen’s opening statement, you can read it here: https://www.cnn.com/2019/02/27/politics/cohen-testimony-read/index.html

Charles Dickens is post-posthumously #MeToo’ed: https://www.nytimes.com/2019/02/23/world/europe/charles-dickens-wife-asylum.html

Amy Klobuchar eats salad with a comb: https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2019/02/amy-klobuchar-comb-salad/583486/

Why Best Picture winner “Green Book” is undeserving of the honor: https://www.nytimes.com/2019/01/23/arts/green-book-interracial-friendship.html

Why “Bohemian Rhapsody,” which won 4 Oscars, is an abomination: https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2019/03/bryan-singers-accusers-speak-out/580462/

Big #YUPs to…

Best Actress winner Olivia Colman (“The Favourite”) who delivered an iconic acceptance speech that is sure to spark joy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hy8z_Tq_VHo

For the second week in a row, we offer a Yup to “Russian Doll,” because we are caught in a loop: https://www.netflix.com/title/80211627

This week, Amazon’s much-ballyhooed New York City HQ2 was returned to sender faster than a Prime delivery. Meanwhile, a beige national emergency reared its MAGA-hat wearing head at Mar-a-Lago’s omelette bar. Also: Roger Stone got the smackdown from Judge Amy Berman Jackson for posting a wildly ill-conceived Instagram photo; Buzzfeed published an exposé of Blippi, a kid-friendly YouTube star with a shockingly NSFW past; an Israeli couple was fined for sending a string of emojis, including a squirrel and a comet; Tucker Carlson was dog-walked by a Dutch historian; Twitter freaked out over towels; and the Grand Canyon gift shop was displaying open containers of radioactive uranium. In other words, just a normal week in 2019.

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In this week’s episode:

On the day of Trump’s declaration of a national emergency, he was hanging out at the omelette bar while committing a crime of fashion: https://www.eater.com/2019/2/18/18228980/trump-omelet-bar-golf-course-photo

Learn about the health code violations, including live mice and “filth flies,” at Trump-branded restaurants: https://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/ny-pol-trump-restaurants-mice-health-20190207-story.html

Roger Stone gets gagged: https://www.nytimes.com/2019/02/21/us/politics/roger-stone-instagram-judge.html

Read Buzzfeed reporter Katie Notopoulos’s epic investigation of Blippi, a YouTube star for kids who once pooped on his friend: https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/katienotopoulos/blippi-youtube-kids-star-harlem-shake-poop

Emojis are cropping up in legal battles, baffling juries, according to the Verge: https://www.theverge.com/2019/2/18/18225231/emoji-emoticon-court-case-reference

Watch Tucker Carlson have a meltdown when Dutch historian Rutger Bregman states the obvious: https://twitter.com/nowthisnews/status/1098282209834950657

People are losing their minds about how many towels they should own: https://www.curbed.com/2019/2/18/18229530/towels-bathroom-best-bath-sheet-twitter

Learn more about the uranium ore that was on display at the Grand Canyon gift shop for the last 18 years: https://www.npr.org/2019/02/19/696001017/grand-canyon-museum-reportedly-had-buckets-of-uranium-sitting-around-for-18-year

Big #YUPs to…

“Ranch Girl” Hanna Kinney who would not let Kirsten Gillibrand get between her and her ranch dressing.

Natasha Lyonne and her riveting, binge-worthy show “Russian Doll” on Netflix. Watch it here.  

It’s New York Fashion Week and it’s not just the cold weather that is keeping us from experimenting with the hottest trend at the Grammys (hint: it’s an exposed ribcage). Joined by author and fashion journalist Christina Binkley, we shut down blackface turtlenecks, mock turtlenecks, Adam’s apple turtlenecks, harnesses on the red carpet, breast pumps as a fashion statement, and a boots-on-the-ground report about how Michael Cohen is spending his last days as a free man. Also on the docket: the two disparate theories explaining what’s behind the Jeff Bezos extortion attempt; Tinder for cows; Starbucks horoscopes and the unusual story of Dina Lohan’s fiancé.

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In this week’s episode:

Check out Christina’s photo of Michael Cohen celebrating his last moments of freedom at L’Avenue

Link here: https://twitter.com/BinkleyOnStyle/status/1094587274895998977

Read Robin Givhan’s piece in the Washington Post about why blackface is terrible:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/blackface-is-white-supremacy-as-fashion--and-its-always-been-in-season/2019/02/07/fdb60c06-2b1e-11e9-b2fc-721718903bfc_story.html?utm_term=.e57c836df1e7

Everyone was showing off their ribcage at the Grammys! https://hollywoodlife.com/pics/most-revealing-dresses-grammys-2019-grammy-awards/

The hottest actors in Hollywood are wearing harnesses on the red carpet: https://www.vogue.com/article/michael-b-jordan-louis-vuitton-harness-screen-actors-guild-award-red-carpet

#YUPs to…

Our special guest Christina Binkley, whose book “Winner Takes All” can be found here: https://www.amazon.com/Winner-Takes-All-Kerkorian-Loveman/dp/1401309763

Gucci CEO Marco Bizzari for apologizing for the blackface turtleneck and attempting to do something positive: https://www.latimes.com/fashion/la-ig-wwd-gucci-blackface-response-20190212-story.html

Netflix’s reboot of “One Day at a Time.” Watch it here: https://www.netflix.com/title/80095532

There’s no good time to be incapacitated, but that’s what happened this week, and we’re still struggling to keep up with all the horrors. But with the help of our special guest, comedienne/playwright Glace Chase, we managed to shut down the substance, structure and guests of the State of the Union speech; a wild ATM incident in China; a man in the Netherlands embroiled in a legal battle to officially change his age; and, of course, the scandal in the Virginia legislature that combines three elements we thought we’d never see together: blackface, #metoo and the Moonwalk. Also: Rachel delivers an update on her ongoing text-message friendship with Ashton Kutcher and we respond to a particularly thorny #AskNope query about friends asking friends for online reviews.

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In this week’s episode:

Je suis Joshua Trump: https://www.washingtonpost.com/arts-entertainment/2019/02/06/bullied-boy-named-trump-was-an-honored-guest-state-union-he-slept-through-it/?utm_term=.79bd474b81ed

Read the full text of Trump’s insane State of the Union Speech: https://www.cnn.com/2019/02/05/politics/donald-trump-state-of-the-union-2019-transcript/index.html

Here’s the story about Qin Qisheng, a 43-year-old guy from China who exploited a flaw in ATM software and withdrew $1 million from an account with a balance of $0: https://www.theverge.com/2019/2/5/18212902/huaxia-bank-qin-qisheng-atm-loophole-hack-china

In the struggle of our time, a 69-year-old Dutch man seeks to legally change his age: https://www.npr.org/2018/11/08/665592537/69-year-old-dutch-man-seeks-to-change-his-legal-age-to-49

Virgina, evidently, is for lovers...of blackface: https://www.vox.com/2019/2/6/18213902/ralph-northam-justin-fairfax-mark-herring-blackface-virginia-governor-line-of-succession  

Big #YUPs to…

• Oscar winner and former “Celebrity Apprentice” star Marlee Matlin, who is also our finest living FBI agent: https://twitter.com/MarleeMatlin/status/1093187024893427713  
• Mueller-Comey erotic fan fiction, for adding a bit of spice to the proceedings (only available on the Dark Web).
• “Three’s Company,” the perfect sitcom to watch when you are incapacitated: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLKuzFhxtS9BGelhLXNEFCCtLzy6jw4Cy_

This week we find ourselves trapped in an upstate New York penitentiary of our own making. We shut down Trump’s continued insistence that he’s more intelligent than his intelligence agencies; Howard Schultz’s ill-conceived flirtation with an independent presidential run; and Gwyneth Paltrow’s violent run-in with an optometrist on the slopes of Park City. Also: technology continues to be terrible! Facebook engages in “friendly fraud” by taking money from children and gets the smackdown from Apple after running afoul of the company’s enterprise development rules. Meanwhile, a teenager in Arizona discovers a security flaw in iOS’s FaceTime; a velociraptor receptionist robot gets fired from a hotel in Japan, and Ashton Kutcher engages in a nonsensical text conversation with Rachel. Quite an eventful week.  

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In this week’s episode:

Learn more about how Gwyneth Paltrow broke an optometrist’s ribs:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6645741/Actress-Gwyneth-Paltrow-sued-Utah-ski-crash.html

Learn more about Facebook’s evil ways:

https://www.revealnews.org/article/facebook-knowingly-duped-game-playing-kids-and-their-parents-out-of-money/

And about Apple’s smackdown of Facebook: https://www.theverge.com/2019/1/30/18203551/apple-facebook-blocked-internal-ios-apps

Watch a video showing the velociraptor receptionist that got fired from a robot hotel in Japan:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FogiE8_3fPE

Big #YUP to…

“Escape at Dannemora” on Showtime, the latest collaboration between Patricia Arquette and Ben Stiller, who starred together in one of our favorite films of all time, “Flirting With Disaster.”

Watch “Escape at Dannemora” here:

https://www.sho.com/escape-at-dannemora

Watch “Flirting with Disaster” here:

https://www.amazon.com/Flirting-Disaster-Ben-Stiller/dp/B008GTR15E

It’s one of the most horrible weeks in recent memory, and we return to a nation engulfed in carnage, both human and animal. We shut down Tales from the Grift, starring former Trump fixer and aspiring sex symbol Michael Cohen; explore how the Academy has taken everything bad about the Oscars and made it worse; discuss a Swedish movie shown inside a sarcophagus; and participate in a dramatic reading of text-message correspondence between our finest living artists, Azealia Banks and Grimes. Also: a “dark web” themed fashion show featuring zebras and giraffes raises eyebrows at Paris couture week; an Upper East Side restaurant called Nello shames a businesswoman for eating alone at the bar; and a marauding British family terrorizes New Zealand.

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In this week’s episode:

It’s been 30 years since the Oscars went host-less, for good reason. See why here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mronRVvdmw

Breaking (again): “Bohemian Rhapsody” director Bryan Singer is a monster: https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2019/03/bryan-singers-accusers-speak-out/580462/

Swedish moviegoers are being concealed in coffins: https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/rambling-reporter/why-swedish-moviegoers-are-being-sealed-coffins-1176213

Check out Vetements’s “dark web” themed fashion show in Paris, featuring balaclavas, zebras and giraffes: https://www.vogue.com/fashion-shows/fall-2019-menswear/vetements

Read about Clementine Crawford, who was shamed at Upper East Side restaurant Nello for committing the crime of sitting alone at the bar: https://pagesix.com/2019/01/16/upper-east-side-restaurant-nello-confused-me-for-a-hooker/

A British family was marauding across New Zealand and terrorizing the locals: https://www.nytimes.com/2019/01/22/world/asia/new-zealand-british-tourists.html

Big #YUP to…

Weighted blankets, the perfect item for radical self care this winter.

Generously buttered noodles, sprinkled with just a quarter cup of parsley for color and freshness. (Learn more about them here: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/generously-buttered-noodles-meme/)

What happens when you put 30 Nope superfans in a room with a cheese influencer and our finest living text-message dramaturgist? Your terrible week suddenly gets better! As the longest government shutdown in our nation’s history dragged on, we managed to execute our first-ever live show, in which we collectively shut down Trump’s hamburger inflation, Javanka’s “Vice” walkout, and explored how the hijacking of Brian’s Spotify account led him to develop a passion for Christian rock and Shen Yun dance performances. We also vomit over dueling Fyre Festival documentaries, the timing and content of WeWork’s rebranding, and ponder why a nine-foot sculpture of a piece of candy wrapped in the Saudi flag was installed at Ground Zero. Finally, world-renowned cheese influencer Brooke Hammerling offers plating advice while leading us through the darkness of the Birdbox Cheese Challenge, and professional songstress Glace Chase delivers an Oscar-quality interpretation of Jeff Bezos’s romantic text messages. Join us!

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In this week’s episode:

Learn more about WeWork’s rebranding as We Company here: https://www.we.co/

Is there anything more 2019 than two streaming companies fighting over the Fyre Festival?  https://www.nytimes.com/2019/01/16/movies/fyre-reviews.html

Is Shen Yun a dance performance or a cult? https://www.chron.com/entertainment/article/shen-yun-cult-falun-gong-china-ads-show-reviews-13484697.php

How did a Saudi sculpture wind up getting installed on the site of Ground Zero? https://nypost.com/2019/01/14/sculpture-honoring-saudi-arabia-to-be-removed-from-ground-zero/  

Follow Brooke Hammerling, cheese influencer, here: https://twitter.com/brooke

Follow actress-comedian-performer Glace Chase here: https://www.instagram.com/glacechase/

Big #YUP to…

Chicago-based restaurant Alinea, for offering the Clemson Tigers a real celebratory dinner, as opposed to garbage food: https://chicago.eater.com/2019/1/16/18184811/alinea-clemson-tigers-invitation-celebration-football-white-house-trump-fast-food

Our BDE-possessed Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, for her no-nonsense letter to Donald Trump: https://twitter.com/SpeakerPelosi/status/1085549944969285634

Rachel Zegler, the high school student who was just cast as Maria in Steven Spielberg’s “West Side Story” - check her out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypjwEj1mxY4

Our amazing fans and guests! We’re not worthy!

The best thing about a cleanse is ending the cleanse--and thankfully our Trump cleanse is over. This week, Rachel reveals how the Trump administration is blocking her efforts to gain German citizenship, and we explore the technological ineptitude of Paul Manafort’s legal team and Leonardo da Vinci’s unexpected involvement in the Mueller probe. Meanwhile, the New Year’s resolution crowd is wreaking havoc at Chopt and undermining the spirit of eating salads. Also: people are blindfolding themselves for the #BirdboxChallenge and staging confusing gummy bear concerts for the #HariboChallenge; Wikifeet gets to the bottom of an AOC podiatric Instagram mystery; Saudi Arabia develops push notifications to inform women that they are divorced; Martin Scorsese finds himself embroiled in a dumpling scandal; Ellen Degeneres inserts herself in the Oscars-hosting drama and Eric Trump’s Twitter feed; and a women’s sexual health company becomes the La La Land of CES.

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In this week’s episode:

Learn more about how Paul Manafort’s legal team accidentally revealed that he was sharing polling data with the Russians in the run-up to the 2016 election: https://www.nytimes.com/2019/01/08/us/politics/manafort-trump-campaign-data-kilimnik.html

One person we never expected to get ensnared in the Mueller probe is Leonardo da Vinci: https://nationalpost.com/news/where-in-the-world-is-salvator-mundi-the-most-expensive-painting-ever-sold

Check out the idiots attempting #BirdBoxChallenge: https://www.theverge.com/2019/1/7/18172657/jake-paul-bird-box-challenge-youtube-blindfold-netflix  

And learn more about the confusing #HariboChallenge: https://mashable.com/article/tik-tok-gummy-bear-haribo-someone-like-you-challenge/#o6ZgPJsue5q0

A women’s sexual health company gets shut out of a CES innovation award: https://techcrunch.com/2019/01/08/ces-revokes-award-from-female-founded-sex-tech-company/

Big #YUP to…

“A Very English Scandal” on Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07D3DWWG7

The Starbucks app: https://www.starbucks.com/coffeehouse/mobile-apps

2019 is here and it’s already off to an abysmal start, as the major TV networks featured an anti-vaxxer and a vaginal steamer on their New Year’s Eve specials and a high-profile New York “Illuminati” party offered guests the opportunity to sip breast milk from a baby bottle. Also: a New York Times op-ed advocated abandoning smartphones in favor of sex; a Japanese school administrator married an anime hologram; a bodybuilder in England tattooed his nether regions using--what else?--a rolling pin; Kerrygold butter expanded into the music business; the TSA announced it is phasing out pointy-eared bomb-sniffing dogs; NASA gave a faraway celestial body a Nazi name; and finally, an Alabama sheriff used federal money designated for refugees to buy himself a beach house.

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In this week’s episode:

The reactions to New Year’s Eve network specials were particularly horrendous this year: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/chrissy-teigen-vaginal-steaming-nbc-new-years-eve_us_5c2cf14be4b05c88b7050a43

Learn more about Cynthia von Buhler, who threw an Illuminati Ball in New York City featuring Kamadhenu the cow goddess and her four maidens: https://nypost.com/2018/12/29/inside-this-sexy-eyes-wide-shut-style-new-years-eve-bash/?utm_campaign=iosapp&utm_source=message_app

Read the op-ed that suggests people could have sex 16,000 more times per year if only they abandoned their smart phones: https://www.nytimes.com/2018/12/31/opinion/smartphones-screen-time.html

And if you’re making oat scones, we’ve got the perfect playlist for you: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5motGIMH9hSWjj65RreNwl

Big #YUP to…

Casey Wilson and Danielle Schneider, the cohosts of “Bitch Sesh,” one of our favorite podcasts, which we will be seeing live later this month.

Check it out here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/bitch-sesh-a-real-housewives-breakdown/id1063393054?mt=2

Newspapers on a hiring binge, such as the NY Times, LA Times and Washington Post!