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It was the worst of weeks! While Facebook dithered, Cate Blanchett got a penis facial, Guy Fieri sold strands of his hair, and Jews controlled the weather! Intrigued? Listen on...

You won't want to miss another disgusting week, featuring fatal brain preservation, razor-blade playgrounds, airline dog swaps, tweezed Frida Kahlo, and of course a very special Trump divorce.

What a terrible week! The Oscars were a disgrace, Silicon Valley is overrun by chickens, and Russian doppelgangers are poisoning their twins with cheesecake -- all while @racheld and @brianhecth are being attacked by Thundersnow. Intrigued? Subscribe, review, and listen now!

Why do Rachel and Brian appear to be drunk ... hiding in the cavity of a pipe organ .. and surrounded by cheeseburger wrappers? Because it's been a terrible week! We break it down for you, with everything you need to know about secret Amazon sex toys, criminal PDF's, and those drones you see hovering over the runway.

This week was too big to fail, so it failed. Rachel and Brian tackle Gucci severed heads, penis pouches and, of course, Countess Luann DeLesseps.

The Olympic glory is all but drowned out by a rogue's gallery of eye worms, genocidal sisters, queer hackers, and deeply traumatized graffiti artists.

Hide your children! It's been a disgusting week littered with mutant crayfish, fascist yoga, and portable bidets. Join @racheld and @brianhecht for episode chock full of of horrific news stories that demand to be shut down.

In by far the best worst week ever, Rachel and Brian take on ketchup cake, peacock airlines, abducted babies, and Omarosa's new star turn.

It doesn't get worse than this. Grandma the clown, camel botox, 5-foot tapeworms, peeing on IKEA, and that's just the beginning. Tune in to hear @racheld and @brianhecht break down one of the worst weeks on record.

Put on your blue velvet shirt, because it's been a terrible week! Rachel and Brian tackle postcard nudes, crypto J-Pop, and the fact that Donald Trump is definitely obese.