Would you grow younger if it meant growing apart?

This week, Andy Cope spins a magical tale – part fable, part rom-com, and 100% brilliant allegory – inspired by poet laureate Simon Armitage and delivered with a custard cream-sized sprinkle of mischief.

Meet Norman. He’s had a few pints, he’s tucked up in bed, and suddenly… a thumb-sized cherub appears with a once-in-a-lifetime offer… age backwards and relive your life, but with all the knowledge you’ve gained so far. Tempting, right? But there is a big twist.

What follows is a heartwarming (and slightly bonkers) story about love, ageing, sacrifice, and cats with a questionable attitude toward celestial beings. It's packed with humour, charm, and one of those endings that makes you go “Wait… WHAT?”

So, pop the kettle on, grab a biscuit, and enjoy a whimsical tale with a very human heart. Because sometimes growing old together is the greatest adventure of all.