This movie really ticks us off. It doesn’t help that it’s a film that literally turns to the camera and condescends to the viewer.

This time the gang hitchhikes North after a near death experience at Niagara Falls. In our travels we run into spiteful Aliens, archival footage of Gene Hackman, and the new face of Mount Rushmore.

This time the gang hitchhikes North after a near death experience at Niagara Falls. In our travels we run into spiteful Aliens, archival footage of Gene Hackman, and the new face of Mount Rushmore.

We are flanked by Louis Lombardis while trying to make any sense of a movie so baffling that it teeters on madness.

We are flanked by Louis Lombardis while trying to make any sense of a movie so baffling that it teeters on madness.

Gee, it must be nice to be a found footage film entirely when it’s convenient for the story. Who’s editing this movie? Also, we come up with a different protagonist for this movie.

Gee, it must be nice to be a found footage film entirely when it’s convenient for the story. Who’s editing this movie? Also, we come up with a different protagonist for this movie.

We spend a lot of time comparing this movie to Age of Ultron. Is Shredder selling cigarettes to kids or something?

We spend a lot of time comparing this movie to Age of Ultron. Is Shredder selling cigarettes to kids or something?

The guys watch what is undoubtedly the most fun comic book movie ever made while the Norm-o-tron silently lies in wait, ensuring that we’ll never again feel this much joy.