Universal Pictures

We make our only trip to Riverdale. Andrew makes insane comparisons, Jordan can’t believe how many Carson Daly’s he is seeing, and Alex sees into the future

Universal Pictures

Andrew reveals a dark secret, Jordan mourns Benny, and Alex bars no holds.

Buena Vista Pictures

The crew returns to an alarmingly different Mega City One. Jordan delivers another PSA, Andrew finally decides to care about the games, and Alex knew you were going to say that

Columbia Pictures

Jordan and Andrew talk a lot about Marmaduke, and Alex can’t bring himself to care about the plight of young carnies.

Paramount Pictures

The gang sines it’s pitty on the runny kine. Jordan and Alex figure out how to rank this movie while Andrew danes on them cherries

Warner Bros.

The crew finally finds its limit, says “no more” to Barb-Wire, and watches a good movie instead. Jordan calls out Andrew for misleading us on Hardcore Henry, and Alex proves that he is the best at determining whether something is a thing, or not a thing.

20th Century Fox

Just when we thought it couldn’t get any worse we watch a movie where nothing works. Jordan recalls Ottawa’s best late night cable offerings, Andrew muses on the many themes of Dragonball Z, and Alex cannot get over the pronunciation of “Piccolo”

Warner Bros.

It’s not very good. Jordan and Andrew celebrate Toronto’s Union Station, and Alex insists on being wrong about this movie as well as Rick Flagg’s whereabouts.

Toho

We hop in the tub together to enjoy the heart-warming story of the most capable child NMNP will ever see (sorry Dakota Fanning)

Walt Disney Pictures

The gang visits an old friend one last time. Andrew insults everyone by referencing Blade, Alex becomes charitable during the games, and Jordan yawns his way through another car chase.