Chop & Chat TV shows for the dumpster, and can anyone shut Gregg Wallace up?

and National Trust homemade scones wrecking the economy. This is the free portion of today's podcast to get the rest subscribe at Martin's Substack.

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The madness of late night, Lionesses, tiny dick energy, Friendship, & Nazi racoons

Something for everybody here

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Gaza - Macron's pointless posturing, and keep religion out of politics

Plus Goliath the giant concupiscent tortoise, a prize of immense value, and how the BBC screwed Question Of Sport

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Masterchef gets go ahead thanks to Un Podcast, & French village idiots urged to go easy on the booze when running the bull.

plus the easy way to four million followers - but the Macrons may sue!

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What becomes of the broken-hearted? We investigate!

Plus a Jewish joke or two for these difficult times.

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The French village MacDonalds, sex in the bank, & the continuing Coldplay kiss cam fall out...

and my dad's climate change story

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Painting with yoghurt, BBC celebrity pile-up...

and, irony of ironies, Poundland is sold - for a pound.

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Into The Valley Of The Cancelled & what to do with the kids? Nothing. And the only food you can be famous for is ribs. It's the law.

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Some advice for the BBC, how not to wear your socks, and a world of light entertainment...

and talking to the tribe - a Jewish homeland in Florida, make it official!

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In praise of the rom com...

and while we're at it, a word for Abba Too!

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