What becomes of the broken-hearted? We investigate!

Plus a Jewish joke or two for these difficult times.

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The French village MacDonalds, sex in the bank, & the continuing Coldplay kiss cam fall out...

and my dad's climate change story

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Painting with yoghurt, BBC celebrity pile-up...

and, irony of ironies, Poundland is sold - for a pound.

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Into The Valley Of The Cancelled & what to do with the kids? Nothing. And the only food you can be famous for is ribs. It's the law.

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Some advice for the BBC, how not to wear your socks, and a world of light entertainment...

and talking to the tribe - a Jewish homeland in Florida, make it official!

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In praise of the rom com...

and while we're at it, a word for Abba Too!

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Monkey news, & Rod Hull tragedy re-examined...and the chocolate biscuits that (almost) make life worth living.

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Last word on beef wellington, Salt Path, etc. ...and the cult of personality - Barack Obama & Alex Belfield, rarely adjacent in any context

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Crikey! Mushroom case concludes, & beef wellington no longer the poshest of the noshest.

Plus Wimbledon - stop bouncing the bloody ball.

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