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We talk about the Costco Guys... again! Daemsco's got some opinions on the purity of internet fame while Aaron does his best not to talk about the elections. Meanwhile, Jonas finds out there's potential swinging going on in the club he joined - oh my!

The Costco Guys on Jimmy Fallon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Pl6Dg0YB3w

Da Vinki: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hohFNCHhUXY

Mike Tyson and Hasbullah: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/70uj5D0SRHg

No Arm Whatley:

• Initial tweet: https://x.com/WhatleyLeague/status/1846203548398129523
• Injury tier list: https://x.com/WhatleyLeague/status/1848748721674035683

Things Jonas has sent me:

• Hog Lord: https://www.instagram.com/p/DBL9eXKJKNT/
• When your friend doesn't know the Costco guys: https://www.instagram.com/p/DB9k-GKPY3u/
• What I send to Jonas: https://www.instagram.com/p/DA_uScEo4DZ/

It's NOPEin' time, and we've completed the NOPE collection with our final pairing: Aaron and Jonas. They talk about getting your plug hacked, hustle bros getting into farming, and Jonas learned about rasterbating.

Aaron got permabanned for being mean to Daemsco, turns out words mean different things out of context. Jonas loves Airtag mischief and tells us about the true nature of the word conman.

SHOW NOTES:

Sign thief: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDqdr8Nn9v4

Daemsco has been sick, but does blowing your nose give your partner the ick? The lads discuss. Also, there's been a massive Pokémon leak and of course we had to talk about the merits of human on Pokémon breeding.

SHOW NOTES:

Pokémon leaks

Concept sprites: https://x.com/ydarrb/status/1845314359225991229

Insane gym leader concepts: https://unrollnow.com/status/1845317907464491433

Typhlosion (not the story, weirdo): https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Typhlosion_(Pok%C3%A9mon)

Follow Funky Kong's Jorts on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/funkykongsjorts.bsky.social

It's our very first guest episode, featuring everyone's favorite Brit and internet sommelier, NaffGaines. He's seen it all, from LiveLeak videos during his formative years to Frankie Valli looking like he sees visions of the grim reaper in his audience.

Follow Naff:

https://x.com/naffgaines

https://www.tiktok.com/@naffgaines

SHOW NOTES:

Parkour Civilization: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pFwQiwRbcg

Frankie Valli: https://www.tiktok.com/@elusiveshorty/video/7421568642007010593?q=franki%20valli&t=1727977708737

Grandma convinced GTA V is real life: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Jq-bnjfykUo

Naff's superhero videos: 🤷‍♂️

Another NOPE! This week Aaron's power went out because of a hurricane, something the European mind cannot comprehend. Daemsco and Jonas talk Lunchly, farmlife, and new jobs.

SHOW NOTES:

WWOOF (not our sponsor): https://wwoof.net/

Lunchly: https://lunchly.com/pages/us-vs-them

DanTDM tweet: https://x.com/dantdm/status/1835795173789270178

(Hot) Dr. Mike's video on Lunchly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9vRFoLbVDE

Jonas is working on a farm, so Aaron and Daemsco take it upon themselves to talk about politics. They also get into exercise talk, the thing Jonas knows a lot about.

("Also when I said there was no proven benefit for training to failure vs. training to near failure I meant specifically for beginners, don't come at me gym bros" - Daemsco)

SHOW NOTES

Biden is going to do 9/11: https://x.com/greg_price11/status/1833617731943600634

Nikocado Avocado: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkGjoRPpWqA (it's not worth watching)

This episode is a rough one for Aaron as he gets left on read after telling his acquaintances about his Funky Kong twitter account.

SHOW NOTES

Jonas' weird ads: https://imgur.com/a/2hc1CTG

Christian Metal guy showing up on Daemsco's timeline: https://x.com/HopeBloomMusic

Bouncing table tennis balls against a wall using your mouth: https://reddit.com/r/SipsTea/comments/1f7xzgn/new_guinness_world_record_for_most_table_tennis/

Daemsco finds his new favorite internet troll, Jonas is looking for fun things to do on weekends, and Aaron prepared a game of internet insults. Play along and let us know your list!

We also talk about Black Myth: Wukong and show our ignorance.

SHOW NOTES:Defunctland: https://www.youtube.com/@Defunctland/videos

Mookspud: https://www.tiktok.com/@mookspud/video/7400102293275823390

Mookspud 5 round fade: https://www.tiktok.com/@mookspud/video/7399759413722090794

Jonas' yarn guy: couldn't find it, womp womp.

**SPOILERS**

Our final internet insults list:

1. Incel

2. Beta

3. Degen

4. Soyboy

5. NPC

Sorry for the audio issues, our recording software picked up Aaron's webcam mic.

Jonas resists the temptation of 1.3 million Scoville units at his goodbye party. Daemsco thinks speeding should be legal*, and Aaron loves watching chef POV TikTok videos. Also, Ye's dentist wants your spine to disintegrate.

*Reminder that sometimes we tell jokes on the podcast.

SHOW NOTES:

Ye's group DMs: https://x.com/s3batr0nicYT/status/1823498715576868914

Ye's dentist: https://www.drconnelly.com/

Chef POV TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@noreservations_nj/video/7191202876251819307

TV mounting TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@xpresstvmounting

ChubbyEmu, medical videos: https://www.youtube.com/@chubbyemu/videos