Aaron has been exploring the worst social media platform (not X formerly known as Twitter) and Jonas is looking for something to fill a month-long workless void. Daemsco has learned a thing or two about art commissions, particularly the NSFW ones.

SHOW NOTES:

Furry missile: https://x.com/Ain_Macdougal/status/1821169000664924590

WWOOF: https://wwoofusa.org/en/

Follow us on Threads of all places: https://www.threads.net/@normallyonlinepod

The boys have been following the Olympics. Not necessarily the event itself, but mostly the online discourse. Jonas also tells us that Parmesan cheese is an incredible source of protein, and that he would die in an industrial-sized mouse trap for a block of the good stuff.

SHOW NOTES

Olympics:

Korean and Turkish medal winners: https://x.com/MattPostSaysHi/status/1818747976153436288

Chocolate muffin guy: https://x.com/dunebarbie/status/1818433053666034096

Cheese sponsorship: https://x.com/slothanova/status/1818681698667667720

Protein:

Just google 'Parmesan cheese nutritional facts' you lazy bum.

Creators we like:

Foreign Man in a Foreign Land: https://www.youtube.com/@ForeignManinaForeignLand

Fredrik Knudsen: https://www.youtube.com/@FredrikKnudsen

Folding Ideas: https://www.youtube.com/@foldingideas

Tom Scott: https://www.youtube.com/@TomScottGo

Tom Scott meme video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9A84gy3QmFg

(Links should work on mobile, not on desktop)

Aaron decides to doxx Daemsco as we get into the origins of the Normally Online Podcast. We ponder if Jonas deserves his Normie status, and what it takes to be impressed by something in our digital age.

SHOW NOTES:

The things Jonas sends us:

https://www.tiktok.com/@cuteanimals565/video/7351411393632980266

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/giJlGu4qmMo?app=desktop

Brian Pankey on Instagram:

https://www.instagram.com/brianpankeyofficial/?hl=en

Lethal Shooter:

https://www.instagram.com/lethalshooter/?hl=en

Nails: https://www.instagram.com/p/C74qPzmy1rD/?hl=en

Chainsaw: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kDZArW-6vK0

Windmill: https://www.instagram.com/p/C7paViBoyWf/?hl=en

Big purchases should be made on big screens:

https://x.com/JCov1/status/1775200632846114991

Funky Kong's Jorts on Twitter:

https://x.com/FunkyKongsJorts

Aaron wants to get his Masters degree, but is online academia worth it? Jonas talks about Charles Darwin, and Daemsco is fully irony-poisoned (and still mad from the Euros 2024).

SHOW NOTES:

Hawk Tuah:

• Original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0-9V3YaGNg
• Weirdly professionally shot videos: https://www.instagram.com/p/C9Dqx-SBD_M/

Costco Guys:

• Original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p25SfVSVEZ4
• Boom meter (they actually gave 4 booms): https://www.tiktok.com/@a.j.befumo/video/7384938654524869930
• Costco Guys & Sam's Club guys: https://www.tiktok.com/@a.j.befumo/video/7389712289928056107

Gnomes vs. Knights:

• Original gnome video: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LGwPsWBpTpE
• And we thought Jonas was the normal one: https://www.tiktok.com/@kingemiliothearmoredone/video/7386533092032253230

Jonas gets continually son-zoned, Aaron is a fast eater with resting b*tch face, and Daemsco is branded crypto bro against his will. The boys discuss on-and-offline phenotypes, and try to figure out if the Netherlands is a real place.

Why can you take a CPR course that is fully online? We're not sure either. We try to learn about microlearning and discuss whether or not it's a blight upon the world. Speaking of blights upon the world, we talk about the Cybertruck.

Scheduling is hard, so it's just Aaron and Daemsco this week. And because our boy Jonas isn't big into gamer drama, we shoved a bunch of it into one episode. Btw, NOPE = Normally Online Podcast Extra.

No one gulps glizzies quite like Joseph Chestnut, but are we at the end of his grand guzzling epoch? We dig deeper into the world of competitive eating and discuss the merits of bidets.

In this week's episode of the Normally Online Podcast, we delve into ChatGPT's tendency to use the word 'delve', talk about VTubers at a baseball game, and learn what jelking is (and would do anything to unlearn it)

The boys talk about internet-isms that slipped into our everyday vocabulary, overpriced League of Legends skins, and showing up to a regular party in costume. We also learn the minimum temperature to cook bear meat on.