Not Allowed

Not Allowed

By Janani SureshComedy
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Not Allowed episodes

  • When everyone you know is getting married...except you

    Are you sick of scrolling through facebook and watching all your friends get married? In this episode we talk about the familiar fear of ending up alone. Marriage is a big deal to every Indian girl growing up. But what happens when things don't quite fall into place where we expected them to? What are we supposed to do then?

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    28 min
  • Tit Bits #3 - Are you in the Meme Zone?

    You have the friendzone, the brozone and now the more popular Meme Zone. What is it, are you in it and is this the best zone to be in?

    Tune in every Tuesday for a Tit Bit Episode & every Thursday for our regular episodes <3 

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    6 min
  • Why smart women are attracted to toxic men

    On this episode we discuss the age old question, a running joke amongst girlfriends - "I'm just automatically drawn to toxic guys, I don't know what it is about them"  - What kind of guy is considered toxic? How do you spot toxic behaviors? Why do we come across them so often? and what is it about them that's so attractive that even the smartest woman in the room has had a toxic man in her life. 

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    28 min
  • Tit Bits #2 - "Pick me" guys and their extra specific, totally redundant criteria to date women

    I'm so SurPRiSeD you know Tame Impala! Do you even know what PuLp FiCtIon is? Have you ever watched a Quintin Tarantula film? I bet you listen to Taylor Swift. In this Tit Bit episode we talk about indie softboy "pick me" guys that make me breakout in hives with their niche requirements to be impressed by a woman. 


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    6 min
  • Flick of the Clit

    Let's talk about the ol' nubbin rubbin' and the stigma around it that burdens us with guilt. Female pleasure is not prioritized, not taught and definitely not spoken about often, hence -enabling- the stigma around it. Masturbation is wet with misogyny and we need it to stay away from the rights we have as women over our bodies and our pleasure. In this episode we talk about learning to ask for pleasure in the bedroom, giving it to ourselves, the dilemma around porn and the de-stigmatization that needs to occur through normalizing an open conversation around masturbation. 


    Follow the podcast @notallowedpodcast https://www.instagram.com/notallowedpodcast/ for more fun content and our host Janani @itsjanani https://www.instagram.com/itsjanani/

    31 min
  • Tit Bits #1 - Tits Out, Chill Out

    Welcome to TIT BITS!!! Tit sized or bite sized episodes of the podcast where we do storytimes, quick rants, thoughts of the day and talk about anything under 15 minutes. Tit bits are for those of us that have a hard time listening to entire episodes (hello ADHD, it's me Janani), and just want to tune in for some daily dose of entertainment without the commitment. So get your tits out, chill out and enjoy!


    Follow the podcast @notallowedpodcast https://www.instagram.com/notallowedpodcast/ for more fun content and our host Janani @itsjanani https://www.instagram.com/itsjanani/ 

    13 min
  • Bad Bitch Loneliness

    A little vulnerable episode where we talk about how getting lonely is part of being a bad bitch. I've coined a phrase for it - bad bitch loneliness, where not settling for less in life and keeping your standards high can come with a period of loneliness. We talk about societal milestones that we impose on ourselves, ideas of an ideal scenario and how things never happen according to our predictions. And to set things in perspective, if Jennifer Aniston, the baddest single bitch of them all, is doing fine, we're ALL doing fine. 


    Follow the podcast @notallowedpodcast https://www.instagram.com/notallowedpodcast/ for more fun content and our host Janani @itsjanani https://www.instagram.com/itsjanani/

    29 min
  • Emotions with an Expiration Date

    Casual relationships, the most popular and in demand kind of relationship in this generation. Ironically the relationship that's the least bit casual and the one seemingly with the most rules to follow. Let's talk about the REAL reason why people seem to want this kind of non comital form of romance. Is it just for the sex? Is it to establish control? Is it fear of abandonment? Is it fear of getting hurt again? And most importantly, is it for you? 

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    37 min

About Not Allowed

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Are you a modern Indian woman navigating a culture with archaic traditional values? Our Indian bred-American buttered host Janani, gets blunt about everything to do with being an Indian woman today - dating, sex, relationships, careers, mental health, body image, toxic parents, and other topics we're *not allowed* to openly talk about. On this podcast, we dig deep, get honest and tell it like it is.