Not Another Review Show

We’re speedy and hot this week!

The news was bizarre but true, the topic was time travel where we debate style and type and apparently you can now buy human souls on Amazon…it was only a matter of time.

In addition, we answer the question ‘why do I always date arseholes?’ on Cala After Dark which is simpler than you think…

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Children are the future! Well at least someone thinks so...our guest of the week Chelsea is here to chat all thinks school and children (Cala’s least favourite things.)

In addition, Cian divulges about his elaborate annual game of tag, Cala After Dark looks at the best and worst of new relationships and Bitch Spray is something we really wish we owned...

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Friendship is a glorious thing and we got buckets of it.

Welcoming NoFilterFriendship podcast, we are joined by Hayley and Jen from across the pond to discuss how to make friends, how to keep friends and more importantly (for Cian) how to sleep with friends.

In addition we discover which animal the public think they could beat in a fight (spoiler alert the public is delusional) and the company Diamond Dogs becomes something none of us will ever forget...

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Let’s talk about PERIODS.

It’s all we do for 45 minutes so buckle up gang. We got first periods, sanitary product choice and most importantly period sex chat.

We’ve partnered with The Fun Cup to bring you informative, unbiased and always HILARIOUS content based all around the most natural thing in the world... you don’t want to miss it.

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KACHOW, it's podcast time, and you better buckle in you rat bastards.

This week we delve into the internet spectacle of the Josh Fight, the only event in history where you COULD hit a child and yet people chose not to.

On to of that, the gruesome twosome chat about their experience driving, their love of Cars (the movie) and their hatred of cars (the vehicle).

Cala and Cian get tied up in the world of bondage and discusses the B of BDSM.

Top round it off, we learn about the best way to attempt to nuke rabbit urine.

All in all, a real fun time.

Listen on Acast, Spotify, I-Tunes or wherever you find good podcasts.

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Erotic stories, Crimes & Cian's Mullet 🎧

Once again we dive into the depths of depravity which is this podcast.

This week we discuss Dulux hating on their brand partners, some erotic fiction and how we would get away with the perfect crime.

Also Cian got a mullet (Cian thinks its class, Cala is on the fence)

Available now on iTunes, Spotify and Acast

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This week we start with the lows - some highly notable deaths, DMX, Prince Phillip and the true Princess of the UK, Nikki Grahame. But the tone picks up as Cian reveals he’s the new face of an Irish Christian dating app, Salt. Classic Cian.

Inventions take centre stage with the hosts revealing the weird and wacky ideas they’ve dreamt up to solve niche problems and discuss our favourite inventions revolutionising our lives.

In addition, a ~kind of~ Cian After Dark ~kind of~ NEW SEGMENT “Back Once Again With The Wudan Master” teaches us people are arseholes and there’s so little we can do to stop them.

Oh, and ever wondered if there are grills specifically for children? There are, we review them. It’s bizarre as fuck.

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EVERY TIME we take our break week BIG NEWS HAPPENS. To summarise, a big boat wedged itself in a canal (it was huge, we swear.)

Lil Nas X steals this weeks headlines with a sexy grind on satan, blood in trainers and a Nike lawsuit. What a guy.

Celebrities real names started as a fun topic but descended into sad realisation, Cala After Dark looks at spicing up your sex life TODAY and violent self defence gets a Barbie dream house makeover.

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It's Award Season (apparently) and with all the talk of Grammys and Oscars we direct our attention to acting this week. Did YOU know Cala is a famous actress in some circles?

...More importantly we have a guest who knows a little about acting, directing and all round performance Alice Rose Croft from Funny Haha Podcast! Alice takes time out of her busy schedule to chat with us including about the most defining acting career moment of all of our lives: the school nativity.

To round off we take a look at a product that could quite possibly ruin a man and his most prized possessions...

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