Not Another Review Show

It’s a Cian episode (May the Lord be with us) and thus Woodlice take centre stage in another showbiz game “Hey Is That A Woodlouse?” which accidentally exposes the UK’s madness.

We discuss Lola Bunny who has been downgraded from sex symbol to girls junior basketball team captain in Space Jam 2. Also in the news this week, the CDC offers us some more zombie apocalypse advice which Cala hopes is just ‘pass away quickly.’

CAD explores edging and why it gives off the same energy as holding in a sneeze and some choice celebrity lookalike reviews leave us wondering why anyone would pay hundreds for a random human to wander round their wedding...

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The news was short and sweet this week. Daft Punk have split and Ken has become Barbie. Huh.

It’s not a topic this week per se, but the classic story of boy meets girl...meets boy’s friend Noel...Mr Noel Hendrick joins us to discuss his lockdown skill - watching Rom Coms and ranking them. We all have to have hobbies aye.

Cala After Dark digs in to whether numbers matter when it comes to sexual partners in this sexually-free time. And the reviews come full circle with Cian looking at the two Ryan’s in Rom Com action. 

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Break week is over and we celebrate by telling each other to 'fuck off' a lot.

Tonnes has happened - Kimye divorce is official, Perseverance landed on Mars, and the Catholic Church gets covid creative (lord help us all.)

In addition, Cala forced Cian to listen to her ultimate emo playlist and got his brutally honest feedback on the greatest songs of all time, debate is raised around 'Once a cheater, always a cheater' on Cala After Dark and conclusions are drawn on Amazon purchased sex swings (spoiler alert, this is not the area to save the pennies.) Enjoy.

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Jackie Weaver? She has no authority here, that’s for sure. This week, Cala’s (currently live-in) boyfriend joins us in honour of Valentines Day approaching to chat about male crushes, Cala's worst habit and to play an innovative game ...

We discuss our first breakups and if we’re the worst people ever, and The Yonie Pill says it can change your life, if that change you want is to feel like a wave machine in a public swimming pool...

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We’re fancy now. We got guests.

This week, the stonks market is topsy turvy as Redditors fight the power with GameStop shares. We invite Jess and Matt from Locked Up Podcast to join our madness and talk DIY, crafts and ... rude colouring books? Cala After Dark gets drunk and chats dry spells, but once again the reviews steal the show with instant underwear. We can only apologise for the use of the term ‘soggy toddler.’ Ugh.

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Wanna hear a miracle? Both Cala and Cian’s audios were working perfectly this week! Hallelujah.

As well as this thrilling development, two equally strange headlines bamboozle the hosts, the origin of memes is discovered, and we discuss our first kisses and give ... advice? If that wasn’t enough, the Palm Springs motel truly teaches us a poignant lesson - crack dens are perfect for inducing labour.

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//TW: Rape, Paedophilia//

It was a news heavy week as Armie Hammer’s DMs are leaked, Pamela Anderson talks vegan sex, Betty White turns 99 and Trump is finally evicted! Add on a discussion on sweets and why we’re clearly still children, a chat about threesomes in CAD and some savage takeaway proprietor's clapbacks and we’ve got all the ingredients for a Gobstopper of an episode.

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Happy 2021! (We hope!)

We’re back for season 2 with exciting personal news, a look at Billie’s through history (a Cian topic of course), the best music to have sex to and ghost communicating bears...Christ. Enjoy.

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The season finale & Christmas are here!

To celebrate Tom Cruise roasts his crew regarding Covid (despite believing in a lizard God.) We talk ALL things Christmas, including the music, traditions and what Christmas is all about (presents.) And to top it all off we make Cala After Dark seasonal with a festive edition of sexual positions!

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