Not For Nothin'

The boys are back from they holidays from hell. Why do we even celebrate Thanksgiving anymore? Everyones already on to Christmas before this holiday even begins. To make matter worse we force ourselves to spend way too much time with family. We're on to week 13 pickings for the NFL games. Carry on.

Well, we've found him. Chris was MIA last week, but he was found inside a Vegas sports book sucking back Red Bulls. It's really just a sad and boring story. Much like Las Vegas itself. The boys move on from their critique of "sin city" to their Thanksgiving day thoughts. I'm sure you find this whole episode so fascinating. Even their weekly picks are boring as they just try to game the system by picking all the road dogs.

This whole episode is basically about taking sides. Kris is team Munn (he's a Munner, through and through), while Chris takes everyone else. They decide to switch sides to Aaron Rodgers family. Hindsight's a bitch. They are definitely team OBJ for life. Cause there is now way in hell the'd ever side with Baker, that's for sure. Then they finish it off picks sides on every NFL games for week 9. Unfortunately, no matter which side they choose it's usually the losing side. Sorry boys that's just facts.

This is a half-hearted Halloween spectacular show. They talk a little about scary movies, and Kris found himself in a not-so-scary altercation with a crazy lady over a parking spot. I guess whatever happens in Vegas, to Chris, doesn't stay in Vegas. The scariest part of the show is these two trying to gambling on every NFL game... amirite?

We celebrate Chris's birthday in style... nowhere near each other and having to do a podcast. Oh Chris is also working which on vacation at a beach house. Lamest. Birthday. Ever. We celebrate the Chicago Sky WNBA championship and then try to keep the winning streak going, trying to figure out the slate on week 7 NFL games. Its a madhouse of a show, but we keep it tight!

Um, these guys are all over the place to start the show. But to sum it up, everyone sucks and are pieces of shi*t, except Allen Iverson. He's cool. Otherwise the guys try to rebound from a soft week 5 of gambling. We're on to week 6 obviously.

Kris bemoans his housing troubles. Fricking stoner roofers man. Doesn't sound like he has a good history with roofs. Chris wants to come up with a good taunt for Big Ben, when he visits Heinz Field. Then they surprisingly and quickly move onto picking all of week 5 games in the NFL. Even the ones that suck. That's it, that's the show.

We should name this episode "Life, Liberty & Lollipops." You'll find out why if you keep listening. Anyway Chris regales us with a story from the Dentist, and the boys try to get excited about watching women's basketball after dark. Kris recommends a documentary series about Sunderland football. And then eventually these two try to ruin their good fortune of betting on week 3. But if you only take one thing away from this episode it's, Let the old Vet fall and don't help him at all.

Ep. 253 Not For Nothin' 2021 NFL Week 3 Picks by Kris & Chris

Jaguars super fan and future show intern, James joins the podcast to talk well, Jaguars, NFL predictions and trading cards. Wait till he gets into NFT's. After the young man leaves, we go full NFN-after-dark and Chris can finally swear again. We take a listener call and rant against Tim Dilfer, before ending the show with our week 2 picks.