Not For Nothin'

The guys have it out and publicly talk through their argument...about fantasy football? Seriously, what the F*ck you two. They'll definitely waste 20 minutes of everyone time with this. From there they decide to go down the rabbit hole again, and try to gamble on every game, every week of the NFL season. Lets see how this goes again.

We're celebrating 5 years! After 250 episodes, the magic is still strong and we're even discussing what kind of wood to give each other. If you know what I mean. Of course this all leads to the eventual divorce talk as well. But at this stage of our careers, neither can imagine being single. We Eventually move on to sports and might have found an ace to betting on World Series futures. Then breakdown the upcoming NFL Season like no other.

Chris regales us with his adventures running around L.A. barefoot and mask free! It was glorious. Somehow from talking about LA, the boys make a decision to visit the worst sports stadiums in North American. From there they have a long conversation about the greatness of Val Kilmer and the new documentary about him. They shit on baseball and their stupid gimmick ideas. They wrap up the episode with the annual segment - What's That All Aboot? The Canadian cousins weigh in with their thoughts on the NFL season.

The boys yodel their way through this episode. I hope you're wearing your crocs (it's still a thing) and FjordChords for this one. Chris plots to bring down the shitty razor community. Why can't people just walk any more? They shined a light on the women athletes who ruled the Olympics. Also yeah for sportsmanship during the games. As a bonus, there's a lot of WNBA season talk. We do gamble and finish things off with a little NFL trivia!

Just another fun episode where we're talking fun things like baby poop vs. dog poop. We play a game of would you rather. We do mention a few sports related topics, but they're not as fun. Because one of them has to do with the Manning Bros. Ick. Go enjoy the dog days of summer everyone. Get out of the house.

Chris tries to Croc shame Kris, while also getting some advice on a retaliation prank that Chris might have taken too far. Actually, he did take it too far. But is it really that big of a deal? They end up talking about the NBA Finals and mentally prepare for the upcoming NBA Draft, NFL season and more gambling. Brook Lopez is an NBA Champion people!

This is a crazy evening episode, like we originally used to do. I think these guys had a few before hand. They get into it, and it's mostly not about sports. They express their opinions on where they would never move to, Chris's bad prank follow up and how Crocs are the Dallas Cowboys of footwear. They have a listener voicemail that leads down a raging river of onions on international basketball, societies attitudes and notions of women and sports. The big take away is how the Baby Boomer generation just sucks. Which means they don't have much time to focus on the NBA Draft, which was supposed to be the focus of this episode. Your welcome America!

Chris does his best, worst Elvis impression to hide his cold. We want more Kenny Loggins documentaries, plus Chris has a great idea for another documentary music breakups. We need to know what happened to the other side, damn it! We're kinda tired of talking about stupid mens sports and their stupid old-ass ways. Luckily we have the WNBA and Candace Parker! They just know how to do it. Kris advocates for Melo to be a permanent fixture on all men's Olympic basketball teams. That should be his thing. Finally we figure out some gambling moves to make on the NBA Finals.

Do you want a show that only breaks down the NBA Finals? No, because that's just boring. We go in on expiration dates, stupid milk cartons, hydroponic lettuce and Chinese prison Garlic. And that's only the first twenty minutes of the show. But we also discuss the worst thing to happen to sports since the Seven Nation Army "anthem." We talk so much that we barely have time for NBA Finals and we even forget to gamble on game 2. You really gotta try this lettuce and Chris's father in-laws garlic though. We put that sh*t on everything.

Nobody Celebrates Bobby Bonilla Day quite like we do. We're diving into Cryo freezing, fireworks sucks, Julia Roberts best movies(it's Notting Hill right?), being a tiktok correspondant. Then we masterfully segue into sports - dealing with the hipocracy of basketball coaching hires, Lou Will a legit Hall of Fame, Chris Paul, Patrick Beverly and Clippers hate. Plus, enjoying the Hawks without Trae Young. The big question of the day though, will Chris be all in on one more stupid spring league football rebirth?