Not For Nothin'

Kris starts off with a traumatizing story of early 80's child abuse in something called a department store... whatever that is. After the tears, they once again laugh at the stupidity of Major League Baseball making something worse that was already terrible. Kris tries to get Chris interested in the Summer Olympics, they find a rooting interest in the NHL playoffs. Plus they warn the NBA that it's stupid rules and fouling will turn their sport into baseball. That's not a good thing. In the end, Chris makes a crazy bet that just might be ingenious.

It's Hump Day, which means we're not really looking to do much work on the show. We talk about dogs. Of course Kris as another story to share about that. Where are all these coming from? We get into skateboarders and Hawaiian... I mean Aloha shirts. One sucks the other are awesome and cool . We do talk a little basketball and gamble on them. At least those have been paying off.

The only thing scarier than bats and snakes for these two are the Utah Jazz fans. What would that phobia be called? Chris doesn't fix baseball this time around, but he does have a great idea to make it infinitely more fun and entertaining. It's pretty great...he's good at these actually. They talk NBA playoffs and rooting for any team except the Jazz or the Clippers. Kris changes his mind and thinks it Ben Simmons who needs to go now, not Embiid. They end the show trying to gamble their way out of having to work for a living. Neither one is going the way they want.

This episode takes a very dark turn and doesn't look back. And that's just the the Celtics decision to promote Brad Stevens portion of the show. We do get into allergy medications, horrible bus trips and Kris finally decides to share a really dark story from his past. Geez man, that's what you decide to open up about? The happier topics include Coach K retiring, the Seattle Storm making the right kind of promotion and of course gambling. That's fun, right?

They boys are back and telling ghost stories. But not the good kind. Chris got a subscription to Good Housekeeping from beyond the grave, while Kris is being haunted by the previous owner. His getting Vermonting. We just made that up. It's gonna be a thing... or a movie maybe. Eventually this leads to sports. The disrespecting of players by fans and even their own coaches. Also can we just have more women coaches, please?! They talk through the NBA playoffs and then gamble on it a bit. They have to be doing better than the Clippers and Tyler Herro, no? Uff da, amiright?

The impossible has happened! The Knicks are good, they're in the playoffs, so we do a positive Knicks episode with special guest Mike Vorkunov. I guess we can start calling it a Knicks Rejoice? But first Chris gives us his book review on "hair metal" history. We thought Charles Grodin was already dead, but we'll give our thoughts and prayers anyway. Then we bet on what's left fo the NBA play-in tournament games, We do save the best for last, and that's Mike V talking Knicks.

It's finally here, and we can't contain our excitement! The WNBA season is underway and we'll tell you who to root for, which teams to watch and gamble on for the chip. Plus the GOAT is back for another season! How could it get any better. Oh, we do also talk NBA, and why Jokic for MVP is ridiculous. Why isn't Julius Randle getting more attention for that category? We try to continue our NBA three-team-parlay winning ways, then close out the show by bashing MLB and mocking the NHL.

We smoke one big, long, last drag of a menthol cigarette before Biden bans them for ever. That makes sense, you know instead of just banning cigarettes all together. Why fix the whole problem when you can just rub turn in the wound? Chris beautifully segues from mint flavor to the Kentucky Derby. Of course he over thinks it, but settles on three long shots. So smart, right? From gambling to ponies to the NBA is a no brainer, while "finally" giving the Knicks some love. They finish off the show by blowing through their NFL Draft preview. Although they do find Chris's QB draft crush for this year. He has a type.

We're bringing sexy back...It's the return of the Mack! After three long years away, our boy Anthony Moreno Brown returns to the pod. We couldn't be more excited to talk about nothing for an hour.

We pay our respects to Shock G - the one who put the satin on your panties.

We get around to questioning Anthony's fandom, try to find him a new NFL team to root for since the Steelers are about to suck. The importance of hair gets discussed, with a little basketball gambling in there to while Anthony somehow manages to be quiet. Somehow that's the show. Keep it litty everyone!

The WNBA and women's basketball is dope AF and you're blind and stupid if you don't know that by know. Give us more though, damn it! We celebrate "The Truth" losing his job, which means we all win, by not having to watch him fake his basketball knowledge anymore. Also, everyone needs to stop whining about playing games in the NBA. We finish of the pod by picks a few daily NBA games to lose money on. We also regret to inform you, due to time constraints, we only have time for one Grant Hill related topic.