Not For Nothin'

This week Chris and Kris really get things... oh wait, Kris is gone, again (that's weird). Instead of Chris doing this thing alone again, he brings in his friend, Brooke Costello who's a Bills fan and former gambling guru. Once they get the formalities out of the way, Chris laments on loosing his weekly parlay because he foolishly went away from the Titans over (7:38). They move onto the creepiness of Venmo's public display of your transactions, and why Brooke doesn't gamble any more, or at least very little apparently (9:17). Chris breaks down his gambling style, which is to be less informed each week (14:36). Brooke has to talk his Bills playoff chances, while Chris counters about his Steelers not making it (17:04). Chris shares his dream of the Bills drafting Jim Kelly's knucklehead nephew, Chad Kelly and his idea of having the team change their nickname to the "Wild Wings" (26:30). Brooke drops a huge conspiracy theory bombshell, claiming the Bills haven't made the playoffs due to Doug Flutie not starting the "Music City Miracle" game in 2000... or Grover Cleveland's assasination (29:20)? After debating potential lame Super Bowl matchups for this year and comparing it to this years Presidential Election (33:40). Finally the boys make their picks, but its a struggle. They ramble on about fantasy football, Dungeons & Dragons, hating on Ozzie Newsome, the city of San Francisco, the Eagles future and what if teams had to draft a QB each week (38:43).

This week Chris and Kris really get things... oh wait, Kris is gone, again (that's weird). Instead of Chris doing this thing alone again, he brings in his friend, Brooke Costello who's a Bills fan and former gambling guru. Once they get the formalities out of the way, Chris laments on loosing his weekly parlay because he foolishly went away from the Titans over (7:38). They move onto the creepiness of Venmo's public display of your transactions, and why Brooke doesn't gamble any more, or at least very little apparently (9:17). Chris breaks down his gambling style, which is to be less informed each week (14:36). Brooke has to talk his Bills playoff chances, while Chris counters about his Steelers not making it (17:04). Chris shares his dream of the Bills drafting Jim Kelly's knucklehead nephew, Chad Kelly and his idea of having the team change their nickname to the "Wild Wings" (26:30). Brooke drops a huge conspiracy theory bombshell, claiming the Bills haven't made the playoffs due to Doug Flutie not starting the "Music City Miracle" game in 2000... or Grover Cleveland's assasination (29:20)? After debating potential lame Super Bowl matchups for this year and comparing it to this years Presidential Election (33:40). Finally the boys make their picks, but its a struggle. They ramble on about fantasy football, Dungeons & Dragons, hating on Ozzie Newsome, the city of San Francisco, the Eagles future and what if teams had to draft a QB each week (38:43).

The boys start things off by making fun of the South Street Seaport for putting up the Christmas Tree on Nov 7 (:45). Kris bemoans his mundane Sunday watching football (1:50). Chris starts them on a path of trashing some of the broadcast commentators, especially everyones favorite piñata, Phil Simms. Which creates another great idea: CBS hires Jeff Hosteler as a backup for Simms, and replaces him for the rest of the season (8:14)...both realizing Chris grew the perfect Hostetler mustache. Chris starts a long and meandering rant about all things Dolphins and old people, combing them into Don Shula (18:18). Then these two make plans to celebrate Jeff Fisher becoming the coach with the most losses in NFL history, by drinking a flat, warm Bartles and Jaymes (22:06). It's pick time (32:50)! and we sprinkle in other thoughts along the way. "And thank you for your support."

The boys start things off by making fun of the South Street Seaport for putting up the Christmas Tree on Nov 7 (:45). Kris bemoans his mundane Sunday watching football (1:50). Chris starts them on a path of trashing some of the broadcast commentators, especially everyones favorite piñata, Phil Simms. Which creates another great idea: CBS hires Jeff Hosteler as a backup for Simms, and replaces him for the rest of the season (8:14)...both realizing Chris grew the perfect Hostetler mustache. Chris starts a long and meandering rant about all things Dolphins and old people, combing them into Don Shula (18:18). Then these two make plans to celebrate Jeff Fisher becoming the coach with the most losses in NFL history, by drinking a flat, warm Bartles and Jaymes (22:06). It's pick time (32:50)! and we sprinkle in other thoughts along the way. "And thank you for your support."

For our week 9 show, Kris shares his experience about being in New Orleans for Saints-Seahawks game, railing on jack-ass fans (:30). Chris introduces Kris to wedding cake flavored vodka (8:08). They side-bar on the World Series, focusing on yet another conspiracy theory, that Kris actually buys into (9:47). they make fun of Eddie Veder Cub fandom (13:30), harken back to the good old days of RBI baseball video game (19:10). They finally get to making mid-season NFL predictions on who’ll make the playoffs, then sort-of decide on Dallas as a good Super Bowl bet, at this point (23:10). They make their weekly picks, but not before celebration a parlay on the Titans-Jags over, and Raiders +1. Its all they have on a otherwise dismal previous week (35:00). Chris calls out Bill Simmons, again comparing him to Brock Osweiler, immediately praise Ahmad Rashad, again (48:50). Yup it’s that kinda week.

For our week 9 show, Kris shares his experience about being in New Orleans for Saints-Seahawks game, railing on jack-ass fans (:30). Chris introduces Kris to wedding cake flavored vodka (8:08). They side-bar on the World Series, focusing on yet another conspiracy theory, that Kris actually buys into (9:47). they make fun of Eddie Veder Cub fandom (13:30), harken back to the good old days of RBI baseball video game (19:10). They finally get to making mid-season NFL predictions on who’ll make the playoffs, then sort-of decide on Dallas as a good Super Bowl bet, at this point (23:10). They make their weekly picks, but not before celebration a parlay on the Titans-Jags over, and Raiders +1. Its all they have on a otherwise dismal previous week (35:00). Chris calls out Bill Simmons, again comparing him to Brock Osweiler, immediately praise Ahmad Rashad, again (48:50). Yup it’s that kinda week.

Not for Nothin', but this is our week 8 show. We start off nice and easy, talking a little baseball and kinda picks a World Series picks (2:50), then Chris confesses his love for Geno Smith (7:55). We discuss Gronks "69" reference..."You know what I mean" (10:15), Then move on to the problem with kickers this year (11:17).

Chris lays down another big conspiracy theory on the NFL, staring none other than the modern day Bond villain himself, Roger Goodell (15:40).

It's pick time (28:00). Along the way we compare Brock Osweiler to John Henry (31:50), talk about these crappy London games (36:52), then go in to an epic rant about Carson Palmer's helmet size, comparing him to the Great Gazoo (51:20). Sit back with a refreshing 7&7 and enjoy this masterpiece.

Not for Nothin', but this is our week 8 show. We start off nice and easy, talking a little baseball and kinda picks a World Series picks (2:50), then Chris confesses his love for Geno Smith (7:55). We discuss Gronks "69" reference..."You know what I mean" (10:15), Then move on to the problem with kickers this year (11:17).

Chris lays down another big conspiracy theory on the NFL, staring none other than the modern day Bond villain himself, Roger Goodell (15:40).

It's pick time (28:00). Along the way we compare Brock Osweiler to John Henry (31:50), talk about these crappy London games (36:52), then go in to an epic rant about Carson Palmer's helmet size, comparing him to the Great Gazoo (51:20). Sit back with a refreshing 7&7 and enjoy this masterpiece.

We got a little emotional on this show, and relive a rollercoaster of a NFL watching Sunday. We recap the crazy-good Seahawks/Falcons game (2:20), which leads to Chris calling out the 12th Man (Seahawks fans) for no reason. Basically he calls them band-wagon fans (6:04). Chris gets sweet on the Saints, right after bragging about his Bills pick (10:14). We debate if Brock Osweiler will be benched soon and if Bill O'Brien will be fired (14:26). Kris presents his "Stupid rule of the week" (19:01), which leads Chris into an epic rant...get 'em Chris (22:04). We go over our records, which creates Kris's new drink sponsor, 7&7's (25:22). We make our picks while discussing drunk Philly fans, Chris bullies Kris into picking the Jets, Todd Gurley's one shining moment, Andy Reid possibly dying on the field and compares the Raven/Jets game to settling for a bad restaurant on the road. Man the Jets are bad.

The last 20 minutes of this show is the best in broadcasting history!

We got a little emotional on this show, and relive a rollercoaster of a NFL watching Sunday. We recap the crazy-good Seahawks/Falcons game (2:20), which leads to Chris calling out the 12th Man (Seahawks fans) for no reason. Basically he calls them band-wagon fans (6:04). Chris gets sweet on the Saints, right after bragging about his Bills pick (10:14). We debate if Brock Osweiler will be benched soon and if Bill O'Brien will be fired (14:26). Kris presents his "Stupid rule of the week" (19:01), which leads Chris into an epic rant...get 'em Chris (22:04). We go over our records, which creates Kris's new drink sponsor, 7&7's (25:22). We make our picks while discussing drunk Philly fans, Chris bullies Kris into picking the Jets, Todd Gurley's one shining moment, Andy Reid possibly dying on the field and compares the Raven/Jets game to settling for a bad restaurant on the road. Man the Jets are bad.

The last 20 minutes of this show is the best in broadcasting history!