Not For Nothin'

Chris And Kris start the show by slamming Christopher Columbus (:55), then celebrate our ability to be average at picking games (4:34). We talk about our new favorite show, Atlanta (6:56), then get into a good baseball conspiracy theory... keep 'em coming Chris (9:00). Then we keep calling everyone out, first with the NFL and Roger Goodell (14:25), then move onto Eli Manning (27:45). Finally we move onto our week 6 picks (31:02).

Kris & Chris talk about Rex Ryan and the Buffalo Bills the whole podcast, while listening to Chris' rampant potty mouth. We hedge our preseason bets, by considering the Bills as a long shot, ultimate split our bet, taking both Steelers and Seahawks (14:00). We decide which players might be worthy of the "RoboCop" nickname (23:48), practice our Keanu Reeves impressions (29:39), then create a genius new nickname and marketing strategy for the Washington Football Club (38:45). Oh and we also make really good picks for this weeks game.

Kris & Chris talk about Rex Ryan and the Buffalo Bills the whole podcast, while listening to Chris' rampant potty mouth. We hedge our preseason bets, by considering the Bills as a long shot, ultimate split our bet, taking both Steelers and Seahawks (14:00). We decide which players might be worthy of the "RoboCop" nickname (23:48), practice our Keanu Reeves impressions (29:39), then create a genius new nickname and marketing strategy for the Washington Football Club (38:45). Oh and we also make really good picks for this weeks game.

Kris came back and these two jabronis immediately talk Arnold Palmer, the man and the drink (1:50). Chris recounts his adventure driving around New Jersey in his sweet new Vette (2:32). Then they hit on a potential new trend in the NFL, teams winning with a good defense and and an average QB (7:33). Which makes betting on these games harder, hence their overall records (15:30). They come up with a brilliant plan to hedge their pre-season Super Bowl winning team, by choosing another team after next week. Hey you can't have too many (18:30). They talk bad head coaches and who'll get fired first (22:20). We call for Kaepernick to to start a game soon, it time (27:54). Finally, it's pick time (29:20)!... right after Kris fumbles around for an outlet, ripping the lights out and knocking over furniture. This is good radio (29:20). In between picks we decide to find a player to nickname "RoboCop" (37:30), Chris mistakenly calls Todd Gurley the best RB in the league right now, and we decided to create a terrible drink in honor of Carson Palmer (52:18).

Kris came back and these two jabronis immediately talk Arnold Palmer, the man and the drink (1:50). Chris recounts his adventure driving around New Jersey in his sweet new Vette (2:32). Then they hit on a potential new trend in the NFL, teams winning with a good defense and and an average QB (7:33). Which makes betting on these games harder, hence their overall records (15:30). They come up with a brilliant plan to hedge their pre-season Super Bowl winning team, by choosing another team after next week. Hey you can't have too many (18:30). They talk bad head coaches and who'll get fired first (22:20). We call for Kaepernick to to start a game soon, it time (27:54). Finally, it's pick time (29:20)!... right after Kris fumbles around for an outlet, ripping the lights out and knocking over furniture. This is good radio (29:20). In between picks we decide to find a player to nickname "RoboCop" (37:30), Chris mistakenly calls Todd Gurley the best RB in the league right now, and we decided to create a terrible drink in honor of Carson Palmer (52:18).

Chris goes solo on this show, as the other Kris was most likely lost in the Canadian Wilderness. Chris talks about his sweet new ride, a 1980 'big bird yellow' Corvette (2:50). He also relays a crazy idea (or is it)from Kris claiming that Sam Bradford is a, way to early but legit, season MVP candidate (4:55). From there it starts getting weird as Chris goes on some kind of rant about no more convenience stores in NYC (9:54). Then he admits a horrible mistake, claiming the Niners are a good team, because they're not, but immediately moves past that by lusting over the "Golden Goose" Brock Osweiler (13:34). From there he attempts to throw in a conspiracy theory how the NFL may have helped the Patriots win the Super Bowl during the 9/11 season. Um, yeah (18:30)... This is where he really goes off the rails. Hopefully he gets to the picks soon (28:20). Chris wraps up this show by burying the needle.

Chris goes solo on this show, as the other Kris was most likely lost in the Canadian Wilderness. Chris talks about his sweet new ride, a 1980 'big bird yellow' Corvette (2:50). He also relays a crazy idea (or is it)from Kris claiming that Sam Bradford is a, way to early but legit, season MVP candidate (4:55). From there it starts getting weird as Chris goes on some kind of rant about no more convenience stores in NYC (9:54). Then he admits a horrible mistake, claiming the Niners are a good team, because they're not, but immediately moves past that by lusting over the "Golden Goose" Brock Osweiler (13:34). From there he attempts to throw in a conspiracy theory how the NFL may have helped the Patriots win the Super Bowl during the 9/11 season. Um, yeah (18:30)... This is where he really goes off the rails. Hopefully he gets to the picks soon (28:20). Chris wraps up this show by burying the needle.

We recap our trip to the Naismith Hall of Fame (1:00), including two-lap Thibs apperance (8:14). We decide who was the most interesting players from week 1, who all happen to be Chris's man-crushes: Brock Osweiler, Carson Wentz and RG3, then disagree if Ezekiel Elliott is any good (12:58). Chris has two hot takes involving Trevor Simien not being a starting QB after this season, and Tony Romo playing for the Brown next year (27:33). We jump into week 2 picks as Chris tries to sucker me into a stupid bet on a pick-six (35:56), keep disagreeing on Kelvin Benjamin (42:42). If you couldn't tell, we fight... a lot.

We recap our trip to the Naismith Hall of Fame (1:00), including two-lap Thibs apperance (8:14). We decide who was the most interesting players from week 1, who all happen to be Chris's man-crushes: Brock Osweiler, Carson Wentz and RG3, then disagree if Ezekiel Elliott is any good (12:58). Chris has two hot takes involving Trevor Simien not being a starting QB after this season, and Tony Romo playing for the Brown next year (27:33). We jump into week 2 picks as Chris tries to sucker me into a stupid bet on a pick-six (35:56), keep disagreeing on Kelvin Benjamin (42:42). If you couldn't tell, we fight... a lot.

After rambling about Seger and The Eagles, we immediate regret our decision to bet on our Super Bowl favorites, the Vikings (4:55). After scrolling through a few bad options, we come across a juicy long shot, the Raiders, which excites Chris so much he sings the Raiders Silver and Black Attack song (10:00). We battle over if Miami will be relevant this year, which leads to us bet on how many games Matt Moore will start (14:28). Then we discuss the perfect ending to Mark Sanchez career, being a backup in Dallas to a rookie (16:18). We compare the Bachelor to the Vikings choosing Sam Bradford and give him their rose (20:35). We drool over our road trip to see Allen Iverson inducted into the HoF & wether he wears a suit for the ceremony (31:10). Then we get into week 1 picks, with Steve Dima stopping by to bet on the NFL's version of a horse race(33:46) . Check it out before it's banned!