Not Like This

Richie, Muzz and T-Bone hit the studio straight after the King's Birthday clash as the Dees shed their 'quasi' contender tag (1:10), before covering the baked-beans-on-toast encounter between the Swans and Saints (7:51), Bone froths over the Horn Dog's goal of the millennium against the actual Dogs (17:03) and does his best to praise the Hawks' freewheeling victory over the Lions (25:40), Richie presents a throwback Shai Watch out west (32:40), the Blues serve up another bloodbath against the Baby Bombers (40:06) and the boys play the A+ game with North Melbourne after their loss to the Golden Grub-led Giants (47:08).

An all-Pie NLT lineup as Dozer replaces Murray as host and joins JT and Richie Buckets for a discussion about Bad Boy Jordy and a comfortable Pies win in Perth (1:13), a Friday nioght snooze-fest between Carlton and Melbourne (6:08) and Port's crushing win over Hawthorn (11:15). The boys review a surprisingly good round of footy, with crucial wins for the Cats over the Doggies (12:30), Gold coast over Adelaide (16:45), Richmond in a thriller over GWS (20:15), and a narrow Dons win over North (25:26) 

Muzz, Richie and The Bone pay homage to a coaching great and all-time presser good vibes Dimma Hardwick with some favorite memories (1:00), then discuss the Tigers Port game (8:45), an average Carlton Swans game taken over by a Lizard (13:00), play Fair or Unfair for the sliding Saints and some Hawk Talk (20:00), discuss a passage of play from the Dees Freo game that proves why this is the greatest sport that has ever existed (28:40), Update the Toby Greene official Algorithm score after a masterclass down at kardinia Park (35:20), the Doggies pulling jedi mind tricks on the  umpires (41:30), before finally finishing with Richie and The Bone desperately trying to put the lid back on the kool-aid on any Pies flag talk (47:00)

Richie, Muzz and T-Bone conduct a Carlton Football Club intervention in the wake of their loss to the Flagpies (0:40), before musing on the Eagles' woes (10:12), King Kenny's rollicking rollercoaster ride (13:56), the Tigers' Dreamtime nightmare at the 'G (21:18), North Melbourne's debacle at the interchange Gates of Valhalla (27:15), the Dogs' new 'Polly' Farmer (34:49), the second coming of Freo's evil genius against the Jez Cameron-reliant Cats (38:34) and the return of the Saints' - no, the Empire's - true King (44:12)!

The Bone and Richie are joined by friend of the pod Stavros to chat about the Tigers big win over the Cats including a throwback watch for a true king (00:45), then Stavros goes through his Demons premiership aspirations and how important a #JusticeforJVR is to their structure (10:30), Sgt. Schultz dragging Freo to a big victory over the Swans, also does Bone believe in ghosts and will Buckets bow to peer pressure and close Sin City?! (21:10) we also quickly look at Brisbane Essendon (27:00) and Carlton Doggies (31:15), the surprising Crows giving St. Kilda a realty check (38:55), before closing it out with the Pies GWS with a 100% unbiased Bam Bam watch!(45:20)

Rich, Muzz and T-Bone get the band back together to riff on Collingwood's victory over the 'ghost stadium' Swans (2:58), Brisbane's premiership flex against the Blues (11:20), the Cats-Crows game where both sides came away as winners (19:14), Gold Coast's near miss against the Dees at Big Boy School (25:15), the Giants' heart and soul coach's antics in the box (31:32), Dimma's 5,163rd beef with the media (35:13), Clarko and Ross the Boss's hate-filled fizzer at the docks (38:50) and the Power party that threatens to kick on deep into September (43:05).

Richie, Muzz and Dozer celebrate another Harry Houdini act from the Pies in Crow Town (0:41), before begrudgingly turning their attention to the Scott twins' reunion (9:47), the Golden Grub's inevitable match-winner in the Battle of the Bridge (16:52), King Kenny's masterclass against the Saints (23:40), the good and the bad at the Gabbatoir (29:58), Carlton's beatdown of the woeful Weagles (33:43) and the Bont's brilliant 200-game career (38:51).

Muzz, T-Bone and the Dozer give their immediate response to an absurd Anzac Day Collingwood comeback (2:45), before covering the spite night in the west between the Dogs and Dockers (12:16), the 'pea-hearted' Swans' insipid performance in G-Town (19:53), Ross the Boss v Voss the Boss (31:57), the Dees' 'vanilla' victory over the Tigers (40:43), whether the Crows are the real deal (47:00) and why GWS coach, Adam Kingsley, is so stressed on his honeymoon (50:58). 

Muzz, T-Bone and pod debutant, Dozer, discuss all the action from Gather Round in Adelaide. Are the Bombers contenders? Are the Dees? Is it over for the Tigers? Is Gather Round fair or unfair? Will T-Bone's lukewarm enthusiasm for HBO's Succession end his podcasting career? All of these questions will be raised and not answered in another bumper edition of Not Like This. 

Richie, Muzz and T-Bone recap a five-day orgy of football, pillowtalking their way through the Hawks' term from hell at Big Boy School (0:39), Charlie Cameron's Pie night at the Gabba (7:35), Tiger fan forum fury after their heartbreaking loss to the Dogs (14:47), the (not so) Good Friday contest between the Blues and the Roos (25:29), the Subway Suns' franchise manager's outburst after their capitulation against the streaking Saints (30:12), a premature Sydney Swans celebration (37:17), Adelaide's sexy forward line (42:19) and the Bombers' seduction of GWS (46:45).