Get your cards ready for swiping and your pins ready for entering because this week we're maxxxxxing out our spend limits to bring you the juiciest secrets and craziest point-fueled adventures from the world of credit card churners. When it comes to reward optimization, churners know no bounds. Are we telling you to throw caution to the wind and open as many credit cards as you can? No! Are we telling you to create ten email accounts and spam the McDonalds Monopoly rewards program to buy your friends as many cheeseburgers as their hearts desire? Maybe, yes? Topics discussed include airport lounge drinking behaviors, late stage capitalism, West End Girl, and of course, K-Pop Demon Hunters.

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Madison haunts the pod!!! We are famously scaredy cats so we had to get a true horrorfile on to tell us about her experiences frequenting haunts such as Halloween Horror Nights, Knotts Scary Farm, and the Eastern State Penitentiary. We attempt to understand the psyche of a brave girl and answer the question "why are you built different?" Discussion includes social anxiety in haunted houses, the sexualization of scare actors, EXTREME haunts, and of course, our thoughts on The Life of a Showgirl.

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Listen closely. Not for very much longer. Our Rocky Horror episode is here! A play and movie with an outsized cultural impact, this cult classic has built a community in every sense of the word. We got in on the madness to understand the inside (dirty) jokes in the counter script, the ins and outs of audience participation, and the queer representation (and misrepresentation) in the political climate then and now. I see you shiver with antici...pation.

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Come with us on a long, winding, harrowing journey through the commodification of women on the fields and courts of rec league sports. Topics discussed include Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde apologies from teammates, rec leagues as venues for romantic partners, and the woman who turned her apartment into the Titanic (mass grave site).

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Ladies, should you dump your man for an AI boyfriend? We took a long, strange journey through the online community of r/MyBoyfriendIsAI to get the tea on this hot new scene! Are they being judged too harshly? Listen to find out! #ClankerRights

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What is bobcheese you might ask? Well in a nutshell, it's thinking "bob" and "cheese" are funny, but really it's so much more than that. This week we're revisiting a more wholesome era of memes (I can has cheezburger?) and bring it all the way up to the present to discuss what elements of our society could be deemed "bobcheese" (Tim Robinson), or in contrast, "cheugy" (Dubai chocolate). 

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No seriously, are we?? This week we're diving into the twisted and depraved world of local women-only dating groups to discuss the West Elm Caleb-ification of it all. Highlights include a recap of the The Woman Who Fell In Love With Her Psychologist and an interview with one of the Guys himself!

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It seems like every week there is a new theory online about how to keep your face looking smooth, glassy, and wrinkle-free. From "skin flooding" to the "caveman method" we've seen it all, but what actually works? Skincare angel Lili Stenn has descended on the pod to give us her tried and true routine. We also discuss anti-aging politics and the procedures that take it a step too far (Vampire Facials anyone??).

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Joined by bff of the pod Hana, we discuss social media accounts dedicated to celebrities! Long before PopCrave, PopBase, and PopTingz were around to tell you that Sabrina Carpenter "stunned" in new photo, we had One Direction fans dedicating hours to posting edits, photos, and updates to our Tumblr feeds. The ancient craft of stanning is alive and well today and we were lucky to get interviews with the loyal stans behind a Haim account (@thealanahaim) and a Boygenius account (@boygeniusource). 

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The consumerism final boss has arrived in the form of a stuffed animal keychain based (very loosely) on Norse mythology. Wtf is a Labubu and why are they everywhere??? We get into it: the blind box psychology, Labubu BBLs, the recession indicator of it all, and a description of OUR dream collectable doll.

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