Not My Type

Our knowledge of Taylor Swift may be limited, but our opinions are not. Today we dive into the Swift fandom, not as Swifties, but as people who want to take quizzes. We find out which Swift song we are, and find out that Jessie has thought a lot about fairies. Quizzes this episode are "Which Taylor Swift Song Is About You" on BrainFall and "Pretend To Be A Somber Woodland Fairy To Find Out Exactly Which "Folklore" Song You Are" on Buzzfeed.

Five friends, one classic sitcom. This VERY FOCUSED episode is all about How I Met Your Mother (HIMYM). We talk about NYC transit options, why the ending of HIMYM is the worst of all time, and ducks with their bills in dog tails. Quizzes this episode are "Which HIMYM Character Are You?" on BrainFall and "Which HIMYM Character Will You Get To Slap this Slapsgiving" on Buzzfeed.

Fantasia is the worst. But don't worry—we talk about other things on this episode too. It's a trip back to Disney nostalgia this week (mostly to keep our minds off the still-undecided 2020 presidential election), and we're focusing on live-action films this time. Join us as we discuss the Stitch-to-Mary-Poppins spectrum and, of course, how much Jessie hates Fantasia.

Any quiz can happen on Halloween ... from Buzzfeed to Zimbio.... And if that doesn't sound familiar to you, you need to watch "Anything Can Happen on Halloween" with Tim Curry immediately. We've dedicated (almost) our entire episode to Tim Curry, the man the legend, in this incredible piece of art. Made originally for a Disney original movie ("The Worst Witch", 1986), this two-minute song has become legendary thanks to Tim Curry's performance. We'll take you through all two minutes of "Anything Can Happen on Halloween" second by second. And then we'll take a quiz about Clue, because we've got to.

Today's fandom has literal stakes, because we're talking about Buffy the Vampire Slayer. This much beloved pillar of the Whedonverse is one of our favorite shows of all time. Today we find out which member of the Scooby Gang we are—and which monster of the week is our soul twin. There's also a fair amount of gushing over Buffy's snappy dialogue and Joss Whedon's equal parts heartwrenching and gut-busting writing.

Toss a coin! Today we're talking about Netflix's "The Witcher." Geralt of Rivia has made that classic journey of popular book to wildly huge video game to Netflix hit. Portrayed by Henry Cavill, the Witcher is a hero, a victim, and just your average emotionally suppressed dude. We take quizzes to find out which Witcher characters we are, and also what kind of occupation we would have in the Witcher universe. And, more importantly, we discuss Ryan's fight-or-flight reaction.

Welcome to Nachtober! A month of spooky fandoms awaits. We're starting with Netflix's monster hit, Stranger Things. Starring Millie Bobby Brown (queen of Netflix), this incredible series proved to the world that Netflix could make its own TV—and it could do it well. Today on the pod, we'll find out which Stranger Things character is our soulmate. Plus, we'll take on two diametrically-opposed waffle-based quizzes.

With the recent release of Netflix's Enola Holmes, we decided the time was ripe for a Sherlock-themed quizz-isode. Join us as we find out which version of Sherlock Holmes we are—and what Sherlock would think of us. The answers are not always flattering ... but compared to Sherlock, we're all pretty elementary.

Bear with ... bear with ... This episode is dense with Miranda references. It's all marvilisimous though, because our quizzes this week are all Miranda-themed. If you enjoy BBC comedies about quirky joke shop owners who pretend vegetables are friends, Miranda (and, hopefully, this episode) were made for you. It's what we call a good time. Love oo!

School is uncancelled! We're taking Community-inspired quizzes on the podcast today. NBC's "Community" is an absurdist comedy series about a study group at Greendale Community College, and it might just be the laugh we need to get through another week of wretched 2020. Today we discuss Troy and Abed in the Morning, some truly crazy community college courses, and, of course, pop POP!