Not My Type

Today the podcast is haunted by the wildly long-running TV series Supernatural. We talk about Sam and Dean Winchester's codependent relationship (and Sam's ever-evolving hair) as we find out which characters we are. Would we survive an episode of the show? Probably not, but we're happy enough not to find out. Plus: some bad news about mice.

Prepare yourself for sharp comedy, emotional gut-punches, and tropes turned inside out.... And obviously we're NOT talking about ourselves. It's all about Phoebe Waller-Bridge on today's episode. We take quizzes to find out which Fleabag characters we are and how Villanelle (from Killing Eve) would do us in. Plus a lot of gushing in general about both Killing Eve and Fleabag.

Vampyres. Blood. GLITTER. You know what we're talking about, right? It's TWILIGHT on the podcast today, and we've brought in a guest expert on the Cullen fam to walk us through our quizzes. We'll find out which vampires we are ... and make some necessary digs at the Twilight Saga. Turns out some of us have more bloodlust than others ... but we're all (kinda) Team Edward.

Let us explain. No ... there is too much ... let us sum up. Today is all Humperdink, Humperdink, HUMPERDINK on the pod, as we attempt to climb the quizzes of insanity. Which Princess Bride characters are we? Would we be able to rescue Princess Buttercup? Does True Love REALLY conquer all? All this ... plus a special guest.

Please enjoy this special CROSSOVER episode with Lockdown Luvvies! We talk about life in NYC (aka "The Epicenter") during the pandemic, how shutdowns have affected performers (aka Ryan, Thom, and Kathryn), and how long everyone's hair has gotten. And, of course, we take a quiz. Make sure to check out Thom and Kathryn at Lockdown Luvvies for more acting life, actors, and (of course) charming quips.

Shakespeare is a fandom. We stand by it. These week's episode reveals that Ryan is a giant snob and Jessie can't read Shakespeare aloud without sounding like she's having a stroke. We each find out our Shakespeare objects and archetypes, and we construct our very own Shakespeare play (by multiple choice, obviously). We may even get a tarot card reading in ... if Ryan ever stops monologuing.

On your marks, get set, BAKE! We're taking Great British Bake Off quizzes today on the podcast. We'll find out which of the presenters we are and how far we'd make it on the show. Do you know what aquafaba is? It's ok, neither does Ryan. Mostly we're just grateful we had the opportunity to be here. (Cut shot to bleating lamb.)

As a podcast, we're legally obligated to dedicate an episode to the 2020 video game phenomenon that is Animal Crossing: New Horizons. So today we're finding our Animal Crossing bugs, characters, and—yes—even soulmates. It's all island paradise on this episode (except for the wasps nests, scorpions, and trash islands). Plus: tarot readings are looking up this week.

Pull out your d20s and your character sheets, because this week's episode is all about Dungeons and Dragons. Join us as we venture into the internet-lands to discover our alignments and character classes. Tangents abound, danger lurks in every question, and we roll several conversational critical misses. Will you listen? We'll roll a persuasion check.

We all know what came out on Disney Plus this weekend... HAMILTON. It's time, friends, for the Hamilton edition of Not My Type. Will we be satisfied? Yes we will. Will we wait for it? No we will not. Today we find out which Hamilton character, song, and disney match-up we are. Plus: Another Buzzfeed quiz gets the official Not My Type seal of approval.