Not My Type

It's time for another imagination quiz, so play along with your ears ... and your heart. This visualization exercise can tell you a lot about the state of your heart, or so it claims. Join Jessie and Ryan as they find out how accurate (or inaccurate) their own imaginations can be. Plus: What song will you sing from your balcony during quarantine?

Welcome to quarantimes Easter! Today on the pod, Jessie and Ryan take exclusively Easter-themed quizzes. That means an exhaustive (and occasionally redundant) discussion on candy, rabbits, and eggs. Also, some brief hand-wringing over the fact that the Sound of Music is suddenly an Easter movie. So, all the essentials for your post-Easter musings.

Jessie and Ryan take advantage of their bounteous swathes of quaran-time to take the Big One, the Classic, the Gold Standard... the Myers-Briggs personality test (also known as MBTI or Sixteen Personalities). This is an in-depth Very Serious episode of personality analysis. Will the results live up to the hype? Will Jessie spend an hour ranting about whether INFJ is a real thing? All valid questions. All answered on this special episode of MY TYPE.

We can all agree that a global pandemic isn't the time for actual literal pranks. But that doesn't mean we can't talk about pranks in the abstract.... Today on our April Fools' day episode, we turn to a hitherto unexplored quiz website to find out what kind of pranks suit our personalities. Then we take a crack at completing the dad jokes to find out what percentage dad we are. (Spoiler: we are not dads.)

Episode XVII: THE QUIZ AWAKENS. After discussing their complicated affection for Star Wars, Jessie and Ryan venture forth into the world of Star Wars quizzes. First they each endeavor to learn which Jedi they most closely resemble. (They actually do learn that the seemingly elusive Jedi are more numerous than they realized.) Then, having taken on Jed-identities, the couple must seek the answer to obi-one more secret: What color their lightsabers are....

Turns out podcasting is the ideal sport for social distancing. Today on the pod, we find out what kind of angels our souls will become and which kind of drinks we are. Plus we indulge in a Cosmo Corner to figure out whether we can trust our friends. Coronavirus may have cancelled everything we care about, but even the pandemic can't stop Buzzfeed. Excelsior!

It ain't Patrick's Day, but that doesn't mean we can't get into the spirit(s). We're all things Irish today, complete with the occasional shoddy accent. In our first quiz, we find out how Irish we really are (spoiler alert: we aren't Irish enough to know what our results mean). Then it's time to get our Irish names ... if only we could pronounce them.

Today on the pod: two classically convoluted quizzes. First, we take a quiz about cold cereal preferences to find out the ONE THING the opposite sex loves about us. Ryan praises the virtues of Rugrats, and we both agree that orange juice should not be used as a cereal liquid. For the second quiz, we plan a wedding for our worst enemies to figure out who our nineties heartthrobs are, and Ryan is delighted with his result. Finally, this week's horoscopes turn out to be ... oddly accurate.

Final Wednesday Fandom! This time it's ... Harry Potter, Harry Potter, OOH, Harry Potter, Harry Potter—that's me! Jessie and Ryan find out what shape their patronuses take, then head into Ollivander's for wand selection. Plus a debate on the pronunciation of "trebuchet."

Jessie briefly muses on sourdough bread and Lord of the Rings. Ryan practices his yoga meditation voice as we try two exciting new quiz formats. Our first quiz reveals (debatable) truths about our personality. Listeners can play along with our second quiz—a brand new imagination island mediation. What you create could tell you something about your state of mind, or it could just reveal something unsurprising about your life situation. Or both!