Special Valentine's Edition! For the first time ever, Jessie and Ryan take a quiz that tests actual knowledge (that goes as well as you would expect). A romance Not My Novel mini-ep challenges Ryan and amuses Jessie. And, to tie the ribbon on this pod bouquet, a build-a-bear quiz turns ugly.

A new competitor for most objectionable quiz! Ryan and Jessie find out how manly they are (and gnash their teeth about toxic masculinity). Also on the pod: venting about drug-addled subletters and Jessie's most humiliating secret.

Our inaugural Final Wednesday Fandom! All Disney, only Disney, and everything Disney. Jessie and Ryan find out which fantasy kingdom they belong in, discover their Disney DNA, and are very impressed by the quiz quality this week.

On this special My Type(?) episode, Ryan and Jessie tackle a SERIOUS personality quiz: Enneagrams. They take it very seriously.

Jessie and Ryan figure out which Little Women sister matches their soul. Then it's over to a (truly objectionable) Cosmo Corner to find out whether they're bad girl hot or good girl hot.

Ryan and Jessie find out they have no serial killer potential (no surprises there). A Baby Yoda quiz has surprising results for Jessie.

Jessie and Ryan start the new year by consulting the stars. They have a guest expert explain their astrology signs, then turn to the only real expert ... Buzzfeed quizzes.

Jessie and Ryan fill stockings to find out whether they've been naughty or nice, and pick the perfect presents for each other. Plus: Ryan invents seasonal novel plots out of thin air.

In a farewell to Fall, Jessie and Ryan find out which pumpkin spice object they are, then welcome the holiday season by finding out which cliche holiday romantic movie they belong in.

Jessie and Ryan discover their enchanted object identities, then brave Cosmo quizzes to discover what kind of females they are.