Join us for 3x03 “The Revolutionary” in which Duncan meets up with Karros who is leading a revolution in THE BALKANS but Duncan remembers when he was trying to overthrow the French colonialists in Mexico, so he doesn’t trust him. Also, we meet a new and completely forgettable main character and say farewell to Charlie.

Join us for 3x02 “Line of Fire” wherein Duncan goes out of his way to guilt Richie into making bad life decisions. We meet another weirdo priest and flashback to Duncan’s time with the Lakota.

Join us for 3x01 “Samurai” in which we learn a lot about honor and what wildly idiotic bullshit it is. Duncan keeps his word to the descendant of the guy who gave him his sword. We are shocked to see Charlie is still on the show.

Join us for 2x22 “Counterfeit: Part 2” wherein Horton’s master plan goes down the drain as expected. We learn that Joe clearly has a type. And we miss Tessa even more.

Join us for 2x21 “Counterfeit: Part 1” in which Horton sets in motion a wildly elaborate plan for absolutely no reason. What are all these grown men doing at this carnival? Why does Richie believe Sheriff Keller? How fast can you do this much plastic surgery?

Join us for Episode – 2x20 “Prodigal Son” wherein Richie comes back to the sex barge after being menaced by an immortal looking for Duncan despite the fact Connor is still out there waltzing around in his shitty white sneakers somewhere.

Join us for Episode – 2x19 “Legacy” in which Amanda is back in town for revenge against a guy collecting magic crystals. Maurice continues to be an absolute treasure.

Join us for Episode – 2x18 “Pharaoh’s Daughter” wherein Duncan meets a wildly angry immortal mummy that is set on revenge against an immortal Roman General. It’s just as kooky as you would expect.

Join us for Episode – 2x17 “Warmonger” in which Duncan continues to be on the wrong side of every class conflict but at least he keeps his word to sociopathic murderers. Also, bedroom railings?

Join us for Episode – 2x16 “The Vampire” wherein Duncan faces off with a one-time phony vampire and everything is shockingly mediocre, except Joe and Duncan’s romance.