Join us for 2x05 “Eye for an Eye” in which Richie gets on the wrong side of the IRA. Obviously, this leads to Duncan having to seduce an immortal. Also, the hair is completely out of control on all fronts this week.

Join us for 2x04 “The Darkness” wherein another lame rogue watcher pops up to cause a hassle and then an absolute tragedy takes place. Tessa you were a hero and an absolute Queen in all things (except friendship).

Join us for 2x03 “Turnabout” in which Duncan meets up with an old friend that once again is actually a mentally unstable serial killer. Also no one respects Charlie’s Dojo rules.

Join us for 2x02 “Studies in Light” wherein Duncan has another friend that really sucks also we learn how he inspired a photographer via a Mr. Rogers speech. It’s remains confounding how much of his life he has spent in Seacouver.

Join us for the start of season two 2x01 “The Watchers” in which Duncan tracks down the watchers, who are shockingly bad at their job. Also, we visit Chekhov’s balcony and Tessa continues to violate all parking ordinances.

Join us for the first season finale 1x22 “The Hunters” wherein Darius is murdered by some real paranoid mortal creeps. Also, Richie continues his streak of being useful and Roger Daltrey gets way too close to a gravity knife.

Join us for 1x21 “Nowhere to Run” in which Duncan goes to extreme Kevin McCallister measures to protect a rapist and people should listen to Richie.

Join us for 1x20 “Eye of the Beholder” wherein an immortal fashion designer is killing ladies for finding his secret trophy room. Also Richie and Duncan might be sharing clothes. It’s really weird.

Join us for 1x19 “Avenging Angel” in which a delusional murderer finds out he’s an immortal and begins doing god’s work AKA killing more people. Tessa shocks us all by becoming the absolute worst. Clearly, she can cloak her shit better than any of us could have guessed.

Join us for 1x18 “Lady and the Tiger” wherein the French have no peripheral vision while driving. We meet delightful thieving scoundrel Amanda whom Tessa clearly has conflicted feelings for. Jason Isaacs turns out to be a secret flippy guy and we remain skeptical of the rules of the game.