NOT REALLY

NOT REALLY

By Paul & PatrikComedySociety & Culture
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NOT REALLY episodes

  • 23. "Not Really a Mugshot"

    The worlds most "powerful" drag (umm- drag race) queens, according to New York Magazine....is the infamous Hollywood Madame Heidi Fleiss making a comeback? Paul went on a boat, and Patrik went to Jeremy Scott's Moschino show at Universal Studios, WHO HAD MORE FUN? Tales of the City, The Tony's, Tinsley Mortimer's new beau BILLY BUSH, and probably some other stuff is in here too, I dont even know at this point. Check out our patreon this friday at https://www.patreon.com/notreally

    for a new bonus pay-for-play episode. follow us on twitter at @notreallyFM and on instagram @notreallypod

    58 min
  • 22. "Not Really Pride"

    Happy Gay Pandering Month! do we actually care tho? Not really... this week we saw Elton John's self produced biopic Rocketman (so you dont have to) and listened to a podcast about the math of happiness and came to the conclusion once again that we are doing everything WRONG. We finally found GAY SCAMMER PRINCE we can get behind. Later we realize everyone on Sesame Street may in fact be already homeless.

    Dont forget to check out our new patreon https://www.patreon.com/notreally and as always hit us with a call if you need to vent 347-709-2704.

    **some of you have said that the sound is too low.. we fixed that..we think... LET US KNOW

    49 min
  • 1. "But Actually Reality" (now on PATREON) *TEASER*

    On our inaugural PATREON episode we take a much asked for DEEP dive into the Beverly Hills and New York Housewives... THEN immediately spiral out of control when we discuss Patrik's recent Instagram comment feud with public relations/reality star, histrionic legend Kelly Cutrone.

    NOT REALLY is your necessary acerbic, gay take on all things pop cultural and happening, with hosts Patrik and Paul of the New York City OUT-crowd. On their weekly free podcast, they weigh in on contemporary phenomena dominating the scroll. On Patreon, they dive into topics everyone SHOULD be discussing. Don't miss it! Subscribe now at https://www.patreon.com/notreally

    7 min
  • 21. "Not Really an Incel"

    Are Incels in fact REAL? Is Moby and Incel or a Chad? What is a GAY Incel? The REAL reason Lana Del Rey changed her name from Lizzie Grant? Do Stormcels hate Tyronnes? Can you trust the New York Times? DO ALIENS EXIST? Am I pretty? Whats the best show on TV right now? If you guessed it its @v__i___v__i instagram profile you could be right. All this and LESS on This weeks episode. Head on over to https://www.patreon.com/notreally and subscribe to our new pay-for-play channel where this week we go deep into housewives and Patriks new FEUD with PR Legend Kelly Cutrone. As always feel free to give us a call at 347-709-2704 with any comments or questions.

    55 min
  • 20. "Not Really Employable"

    John Waters new book, Dancing with the stars, Game of Thrones, The Avengers, SPOILERS, Freelancers, creative directors, Uber Silent mode, James Charles, Tati and Jeffree Star (again cause WHY NOT), Calvin Klein, RHOBh.

    Give us a call 347-709-2704. and dont forget to rate and comment on itunes <3

    45 min
  • 19. "Not Really Sister"
    James Charles, Jeffree Star, Tati, Gage Gomez, Morphe Cosmetics, Calabasas, Serial Killers, Kris Jenner, Tampa, Florida, YouTube, Influencers, Coachella, Sugar Bear Hair, Homophobia, Hypocrisy, Russian Roulette, RuPaul's Drag Race, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Gay Predators, Child Stars, Sinister Agents, Gay Straight Guys, Sinister Agents, Disloyal Sisters, and so much more! This episode was recorded via mobile phone, apologies for the strange and surreal audio experience. Drop us a line and leave us a rating.
    1 hr 9 min
  • 17. "Not Really Managing" w/ Kalena
    Paul and Patrik are living proof that when you work for every gay legend in New York City, you never come out on top. That's why Kalena (@yiauekitalki) is back by popular demand to take a couple listener questions about how to beat stress and steer the workforce like a pro. The elusive Haley Wollens joins the pod as our hosts discuss their sordid work histories, argue over their presumed leadership skills, name names, defame [REDACTED] and face the bleak realization that college, interning, and upward mobility were lies designed to rob them. IS THAT ALL THERE IS? Shout out to fabulous fashion mavens VAQUERA NYC and the brilliant podcast NYMPHOWARS Whose names got bleeped? Take a wild guess on our Reddit forum (someone start one)! You thought true New York gossip was dead? Think again.
    57 min
  • 16. "Not Really Sold"

    Ladies Who Punch, Selling Sunset, 30 Rock, Red Scare, Who? Weekly, Real Housewives of Atlanta, Barbara Walters, Page Six, Mayor DeBlasio, Mo'Nique, VH1, Sex & The City, Family Guy, Apple+, Jennifer Aniston, Cheri Oteri, and the Marvelous Mrs. Measles, Andrea Peyser, put that in the New York Fucking Post!!!!!!

    GIVE US A CALL at 1-347-709-2704

    58 min
  • 15. "Not Really Dieters"
    Facebook is an accessory to mass murder and Instagram is sending fashion designers to the gulag, so Patrik and Paul decide to go deep on the ills of social media and talk frankly about who they think deserves a major unfollow. Also: who is Elizabeth Holmes? Has Rose McGowan been kidnapped and cloned? And what the hell is happening with Wendy Williams? Listen to a special message from artist Jeanette Hayes! Give us a call at (347) 709-2704 Plus: tune in to see Paul creep around every background shot of this week's Real Housewives of New York!
    1 hr
  • 14. "Not Really Becky" w/Zoma Crum-Tesfa
    As Aunt Becky from Full House surrenders to the FBI for her part in a criminal university fraud syndicate, Paul and Patrik prance to the Upper East Side to chat with writer Zoma Crum-Tesfa about Real Housewives, flirting with Sonja's boyfriends, the Vanderpump Dogs saga, and the politics of being a reality star in Beverly Hills.
    57 min

About NOT REALLY

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NOT REALLY is a new podcast about how to be fabulous, who to avoid, what not to wear, and why nothing matters, hosted by two of New York City's most subversive cultural crackpots. Hosts Paul and Patrik spent their twenties gaining credibility in the fashion trenches and now their thirties are all about getting even. Join them and their uproarious roster of suspicious New York somebodies, as they weigh in on topics they have no right to discuss.