NOT REALLY

NOT REALLY

By Paul & PatrikComedySociety & Culture
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NOT REALLY episodes

  • 13. "Not Really Neverland"
    Everyone's watching it but no one will talk about it. The kid gloves are off (worst joke), as Patrik and Paul tackle the thorny legacy of Michael Jackson, the king of pop and the immortally spellbinding demon of depravity. *Our audio slave is on vacation so excuse any sound issues this week If you want a place to air your frustrations about the HBO Michael Jackson molestation documentary "Leaving Neverland," drop us a voicemail on our line. Unless you specify, all calls are anonymous! CALL NOW! 1(347)709-2704
    58 min
  • 10. "Not Really Fashion Week"
    Patrik is back from Paris and Paul's back from the brink! The girls discuss the men's shows, MAGA teens, drag queens, Oscar nominees, and dig up some old grudges in the service of interrogating the Internet's epidemic of misplaced rage. Why does Paul happen to be present at the scene of every celebrity breakdown? Has fashion become too hetero? Who cares about abortion protestors? Find out nothing on an all new episode. Disclaimer: Due to Paul's cold and addiction to snacking, this episode has been condensed and edited to prevent nausea and vomiting. If symptoms persist, see a physician or get over it!
    57 min
  • 9. "Not Really Glamour" (w/ @melzy917)

    Break up with hate and let's get back to joy! Stylist to the stars Mel Ottenberg swings by to talk Hollywood, murder, and Drag Race. Who spends money to look cheap head-to-toe? Whose lips need a six month deflation cycle? Whose eyelashes are a cautionary tale of fast living in Manhattan? And what will win Best Picture!? Stay away from Gilgo Beach and welcome to our very own three month fever in 60 minutes or less.

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    58 min
  • 8. "Not Really Sexy"

    Let's talk about—ewww, it's a sex episode. Cover your ears, grannies. Our newly anointed love guru Kalena Yiaueki takes listener questions about sex and romance and dishes on first date beverages, catfishing, Madonna complexes, the sex recession, and why our generation is so totally lost when it comes to intimacy of any kind whatsoever. Nothing is off limits and everything is doable...if you're Paul. Trigger warning: we're all single and this is why.

    48 min
  • Episode 7 "Not Really Housewives"

    On a special holiday episode of NOT REALLY, Patrik's sister Catie joins the girls to discuss all things reality TV: Real Housewives of New Jersey and Atlanta, 90 Day Fiancé, Vanderpump Rules, and new recommendations just for the fans. Come for the lesbian rumors and plastic surgery breakdowns. Stay for Paul's impersonation of Margaret Josephs: he'll make you laugh, OR MAKE YOU CRY!

    1 hr 13 min
  • Episode 6: "NOT REALLY SIS" (w/ Shayne Oliver)

    On a very special holiday episode recorded on Thanksgiving Night, Patrik and Paul are joined by Shayne Oliver and the Ghost of Christmas past to read their sisters, battle over rap queens, take on the homophobic wokeness apparatus, and kick off Black Friday with recommendations for movies, gay incest thrillers, celebrities to unfollow, and much, much, more (way too much, actually). Don't @ us. This conversation never happened.

    45 min
  • Episode 4: "NOT REALLY QUEEN"

    Are Paul and Patrik theater queens? Cher's latest triumph has our hosts assimilating rapidly into midlife cliches. Speaking of queens, Bohemian Rhapsody is a new hetero fairytale destined to distort facts forever! The Real Housewives has entered turbo pig out mode with two new seasons, which begs the questions: Is NeNe rich? Does Beverly Hills still have "it"? And how many people has Danielle Staub actually murdered? Check out our gorgeous new avatar and push this podcast onto your friends, pronto!

    40 min
  • Episode 3: "NOT REALLY CLUELESS"

    Patrik takes it all back: Paramount has announced a Clueless remake and he's furious! Paul and Patrik discuss the problem with Hollywood remakes, gay psychic trauma, how Countess Luann torpedoed Megyn Kelly's career with a bad wig, Madonna's latest drop, Robyn's flawless album, and a $60,000 idea Paul should have saved for a really expensive fucking Patreon special! But now you get to hear it for free.

    51 min
  • Episode 1? : "NOT REALLY DIVINE"

    Patrik and Paul learn valuable lessons from episode zero...but not really. The hosts dig deep into recessed childhood memories to locate the origin of their fascination with drag legend Divine, and discuss an assortment of gay-interest Hollywood castings. Plus: how to victimize yourself for clicks, a timely measles announcement, and the totally true and not really defamatory story of Kanye West's long-rumored fling with Amanda Lepore.

    43 min

About NOT REALLY

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NOT REALLY is a new podcast about how to be fabulous, who to avoid, what not to wear, and why nothing matters, hosted by two of New York City's most subversive cultural crackpots. Hosts Paul and Patrik spent their twenties gaining credibility in the fashion trenches and now their thirties are all about getting even. Join them and their uproarious roster of suspicious New York somebodies, as they weigh in on topics they have no right to discuss.