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The girlies have arrived in 2023 with high vibes and a case of the giggles! They recap their holiday break, Monz had an adventure with a guy, Missy has a new song out Friday, Jen Shah is going to federal prison, movies were on while Bravo was off, there was a surprise Dealbreaker, and a bunch of other shit.

Buy tickets to Missy's Sofar show on her birthday, Feb. 1st!

The girlies are giving you recap vibes with the last episode of the year! Hot Guys, Naughty or Nice, the year's dating data, what should we change about each other (nothing), the best moments of 2022, and a bunch of other shit.

See you next year, bitches!

The girlies are giving misconjobulated vibe checks, loft bed tales, pointless work anxiety, holiday spirit, weather as a hobby, and a bunch of other shit. Oh, and they're not not full of Silver Linings this week!

The girlies are talkin' backlash to last week's pod, seeing boys' rooms for the first time, the twists and turns of the RHOP, manifesting flowers, Missy shockingly still doesn't have dealbreakers, Sagittarius tarot + a side of Full Moon, and a bunch of other shit.

The girlies are back after tragedy struck their family, but they keep it movin' to celebrate Monz's Scorpio birthday and enjoy Thanksgiving break. Missy was eaten alive by boys at home in Minnesota, they giggled their hearts out in Park City, there's a clear winner of Love Is Blind (hint: her name starts with an R), the Silver Lining is that the kitty has never been happier, and a bunch of other shit.

The girlies sit down at the witching hour to discuss their W.A.V. (wet ass vibes), a weekend filled with girlie QT singing Midnights, Missy going to the big wedding, Monz going to sleep, how crucial it is that we Spring Forward one last time, who will do the wellness check on Matt's ex-wife, big Silver Linings, and a bunch of other shit!

Election day!!! Did you vote?

The girlies have a meeting of the minds to send a PSA to men regarding their "intuition", get deep into spooky haunted K-Mart vibes, Monz is mush but Missy is creative, at the time of recording pusées were dry (things have changed), love is so clearly not blind, Scorpio tarot goes awry, and a bunch of other shit.

The girlies had a wild Saturday and might still be scatterbrained, but nevertheless, they're doing amazing, sweetie. They are feeling Midnights, they're feeling fall vibes, they're feeling very in their bodies, they're feeling titillated by RHOP, and they're feeling a bunch of other shit. 

The girlies are recovering from big weekends where Missy wore an outfit that was almost too hot while playing a big gig and Monz was a bridesmaid in a bestie's wedding. They're riding a high, giving a lil BravoCon tease, and a bunch of other shit.

The girlies are coming to you from their hometowns giving all the gossip on what's been going down, talking to family members about politics, Missy's upcoming show, Monz is starting a new job next week, the Potomac ladies are back just in time, and a bunch of other shit.