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The girlies are devo about being apart this week while Missy barely survives the heatwave in NYC, Monz is moving tf on with her life, there's really no good news except Drew Barrymore's rain video, everything (even a dog leash) is really very chic in Beverly Hills, finding lots of silver linings, and a bunch of other shit.

The girlies are lively this week because Monz went to a bachelorette party, Missy is dating as a single mom, the guilty plea heard 'round the world, Esh sent a dispatch re: corn, one is Team Sutton and one is Team Diana, the most unhinged reality TV scene we've watched thus far, and a bunch of other shit. 

The girlies remembered it was Monday this week and came at you with almost an hour-long vibe check. The vibes are high, the vibes are summer, and the vibes are The Real Housewives. Missy had a paid gig, Monz is doing shadow work with her daddy issues, they had the time of their lives at the lake, Cancer tarot, and a bunch of other shit.

The girlies are hungover as hell and have been stripped of human rights... the vibes are shaky. They manage to laugh about their recent antics, spill about the iconic Real Housewives of Atlanta seasons they're watching, and a bunch of other shit.

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The girlies are back back back with lots of vibes, stories, stuff to watch, Gemini tarot, and a bunch of other shit.


SHOW NOTES:
The Wendy Williams Show

The girlies talk fun friend vibes, the business of art, UAP, the return of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Silver Linings, and a bunch of other shit.

The girlies have themselves a little catch up on their respective vibes, discuss the need for 3+ beverages at a time, prepare for the all winner's season, send warning signals re: the crypto crash, Missy hears from a ghost, Monz cries about the Suns, designate new Dealbreakers, and a bunch of other shit.

Crypto Crash

The girlies come back from Spring Break with a catchphrase, illnesses, and a cause! They are giving resources for women's rights, details about their trips, a bit of Pop Culture, sports, Mom updates, RHONK opinions, Silver Linings, and a bunch of other shit.

The girlies are back in their routines and feeling grateful- they've decided to pivot professionally to scamming, Missy has a work shakeup, Monz is going to Vermont, they saw Girlpool, got horrified by child brides on The Ultimatum, pulled April tarot, and a bunch of other shit.

The girlies are on an upswing talking about how that man did not cheat on Rihanna, how we're toast by the 2030s, how powerful a  dinner with girlfriends can be under a full moon, how Zack is keeping his hooks in Monz, how they don't know anything about taxes, how they're reconciling Teresa's outburst, and a bunch of other shit.

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