I mean look at this cast: Richard Benjamin, James Coco, Scatman Crothers, Ruth Gordon, Cloris Leachman, Cleavon Little, Roddy McDowall, Richard Mulligan, Tony Randall, Willie Aames, Meat Loaf, Vincent Price, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Art Koustic! Hey wait a minute, real mummies don't wear hats!