Not Spiral

Maybe it's the soft spot in my heart for Zoroastrianism speaking, but the Spartans weren't exactly the good guys.

He calls his child Wampus

It's a solid joke, and I will continue to tell it without shame until I am banned from the premises.

Our doctor says we're not going to make it... PODCAST-Wise!

Dan's big announcement! Wampus breaks down Susan Tyrell and Penn & Teller. Johnny Carson keeps name-dropping...himself? Andy Kindler watched a movie! J Elvis Weinstein is still mad at Doug Bensen. Then a rip-roaring finale featuring an Artificial Intelligence's take on Andy! This one is not to be missed.

I have many interesting things to say about this episode, but suddenly I am run over by a large truck.

Dear Reader, This message is printed on Chinese poison paper which is made from deadly herbs that are instantly absorbed by the fingertips so it won't do any good to wash your hands because you will die a horrible and lingering death in about an hour unless you take the special antidote which is revealed in Chapter Six and you'll be saved. Sincerely, (Your name)

He was in Harvey! Gosh Darnit Jeremiah, what was his name?

Look, edit it yourself if you feel like it.

If you listen very carefully, Dan provides the first four digits of Michael Jackson's personal phone number.