Brooke and Katie bask in the aftermath of BTS' announcement of their upcoming concerts in LA. We talk about the stress of getting concert tickets, and manifest being noticed by our biases. We also discuss the Mormon college student sex act widely known as "soaking," and the interesting ways religious youths think they can have sex without technically losing their virginities. We give our less than stellar reviews of smash Broadway musical turned horrible move, "Dear Evan Hansen," and ponder why anyone made this a musical in the first place. We also talk about resenting generically attractive men and loving short kings, including Greta Van Fleet. For our NTBABBs we discuss taking children places where there should not be children, and the fact that people with ex fiancés are consistently nuts.

Brooke and Katie discuss the rise and (mostly) fall of James Corden in the aftermath of his shading BTS, and BTS’ historic trip to New York this past weekend. We talk about their speaking at the United Nations and Metropolitan Museum of Art, their airplane fashion, and much to Katie’s dismay, the rumors swirling about Megan Thee Stallion having an affinity for Namjoon. We also discuss Kim Kardashian hosting Saturday Night Live, the BBL trend starting to go away, and our alleged celebrity lookalikes. For our NTBABBs we talk about people who scream before concerts at absolutely nothing and set off a chain reaction, and people who falsely call themselves “foodies”.

Brooke and Katie discuss the most anticipated event of the year to unpack on this podcast - the Met Ball! We cover the hits and (mostly) misses from the tone-deaf political statements and underwhelming Party City getups to the ethereal and otherworldly. We also mention the VMAs for about one minute because pop culture is dead and they did BTS dirty! We also talk about a certain Diz Knee vlogger's surprise announcement, the dilfs of Korean zombie thriller "Train to Busan," and people who buy the least expensive thing from luxury brands for TIk Tok. For our NTBABBs we unpack people who dilute important terms like gaslighting to the point where they have no meaning anymore, and using BTS as an acronym for behind the scenes instead of Bangtan boys. We also get excited for Coldplay's upcoming collaboration with BTS.

Brooke and Katie discuss our... let's just say MEMORABLE experience seeing the premiere of Shang-Chi, despicable John Mulaney and Olivia Munn expecting a child together, and what we don't get about Big Time Rush. For our NTBABBs we discuss people who freak out when randos block them on Twitter and movie characters who are somehow hotter than the actors who play them.

Brooke and Katie are back after another hiatus to discuss Katie's return to cruising, BTS officially canceling their tour, k dramas, and Niall flirting with Lizzo on Jimmy Kimmel Live. We also talk about being disgusted by what we've seen of the Cinderella remake thus far, get excited for Beanie Feldstein as Monica Lewinsky in American Crime Story, and gush over Tom Holland's birthday post for Zendaya. For our NTBABBs we discuss people who refer to their grandparents in conversation with weird ass names, and talk about how bad T*ylor Sw*ft's social media presence is.

Brooke and Katie have a full-circle moment and discuss the final nail in the cancellation coffin of disgraced Diz Knee vlogger M*chael K*y.  After being caught in a lie in his latest cruise vlogs, we discuss the social media firestorm that happened as a result. We also talk about Lorde pandering to women instead of g*ys with her latest single, Mood Ring, and wonder why Joe Rhode knows Phoebe Bridgers. For our NTBABBs we talk about Jimin's selfies scaring us, Twitch streamers, and which BTS member we think is the silliest.

Brooke and Katie are better late than never and back to discuss our trip to California! We talk about everything from never seeing the end of Pitch Perfect and Cars 2, to the multiple near death experiences some of us had, to meeting a Bitch Butt in a portal to another dimension aka Av*nger’s C*mpus! For our NTBABBs we talk about flight attendants on power trips, suburban life being a serve, and which Diz Knee Land attraction we would LEAST want to be f*ngered on.

Brooke and Katie return from their one week hiatus to discuss their upcoming California trip, long-anticipated One Direction club night, and our BTS rankings shifting. We also defend gatekeeping, dressing up for special occasions, and the lack of etiquette in men these days. We also discuss the little-talked about character attendant culture, and the culture in general of those with careers in theme park entertainment. For our NTBABBS we talk about people posting screenshots of their own tweets on their Instagram stories and people who announce on Facebook when they will be visiting their hometowns.

Brooke and Katie discuss falling back into our flop eras, triggered by events occurring over the past week. Katie talks about her Tinder date, and the unexpected aftermath of it. We also discuss M*rmons, how much it hits us on cruises that we want boyfriends, and wonder who in our friend group is most likely to get divorced. We stress the importance of knowing a person's celebrity crush, our hearts fluttering for Simu Liu, and what ASMR we enjoy. For our NTBABBs we talk about being fed up with being told who to cancel, and how we don't know how to fix our self esteem issues.

Brooke and Katie (sort of) recount the strange turn of events following Brooke’s birthday, all involving MEN. We also discuss BTS’ newest single, Permission To Dance, and unbox our Butter albums live. We react to Harry Styles’ Love On Tour being confirmed for this year, and express our disgust toward The Bachelorette’s no j*cking off challenge and the fact that men can’t go a day without doing it. For our NTBABBs we talk about people deciding to turn on popular celebrities for the sake of being fickle, and wonder why anyone orders coffee at the end of their meal at a restaurant.