Not To Be A Bitch, But...

Brooke and Katie recount their Christmases after a two week hiatus while celebrating the New Year and the birth of a new Little Bitch Butt! Katie discusses attending a Catholic funeral and being reminded of how ridiculous religion is, and running into the cousin of a SUPERSTAR. We also talk about the new BTS made and designed products, night terrors and sleep paralysis, and our New Year's resolutions. For our NTBABBs we discuss Americans who talk to non-native English speakers like they are children, and people who feel the need to play devil's advocate.

Brooke and Katie celebrate Christmas the only way we know how - by talking about circumcision! Expert former Christian Katie gives Brooke a rundown of some Bible facts, reflect on holiday traditions, and call out the people who think that Namjoon is not attractive. We also recap the highlights of our all time favorite show, And Just Like That, and discuss yet another invasion of Brooke's privacy. For our NTBABBs we talk about long term couples who still think that their relationship is the talk of the town and minimalistic Christmas decor.

Brooke and Katie can't wait for Christmas and celebrate by  complaining! Brooke recounts the ongoing saga of her Louis Vuitton packages being stolen, and Katie discusses her tendency to fall for gay men.  We talk about BTS' Instagram activity including unpacking the rumors that Namjoon *ALLEGEDLY*posted his boyfriend. We also give our review of And Just Like That and all of its woke clownery, and ruveal what we hope Santa brings us this year.

In perhaps our most anticipated episode yet, Brooke and Katie recount their pilgrimage to LA to see BTS in concert for the first time at Permission to Dance On Stage. We talk about all of our Y/N interactions, crying fits, crises over being bias wrecked, and more. We also talk about our trip to Disneyland, and Katie’s traumatic experience on Splash Mountain. For our NTBABBs we discuss “delete if not allowed” Facebook group posts and celebrities who pretend to feel unsafe when 12 year olds send them death threats.

Brooke and Katie are thankful for so many things this week, but mostly for being one week out from seeing BTS. We discuss BTS' whirlwind week in LA including their attending the Harry Styles concert, the AMAs, and their one single Grammy nomination. We talk about this year's Shammy nominations, from who was snubbed to who got a little bit TOO much recognition. We also talk about the tragedy that is Taylor Swift's Tik Tok, the resurgence of Swiftgron shippers, and Friendsgiving. For our NTBABBs we talk about people who publicly shame people for not wearing masks at concerts and people who idolize the Sex and the City characters. To wrap up, we share what we're thankful for. 

Brooke and Katie are joined by a very special guest, Akiyo, who is visiting all the way from Japan! We ask Akiyo to pick her BTS bias, talk about our favorite k dramas, ask Akiyo what she thinks of Pete Davidson, and discuss the rerelease of Taylor Swift's Red. We also talk about BTS touching down in LA, and look forward to James Corden being further dragged when he has BTS on his show. For our NTBABBs we talk about people who smile for pictures with their mouths open, Run Disney, and how one of us hates Duffy and Friends.

After a brief hiatus, Brooke and Katie return to recount our whirlwind weekend in New York City! We discuss stepping out of the subway station and running into a Bitch Butt, having a sexual awakening watching Moulin Rouge, crying over Winnie the Pooh, a man DYING, Harryween, and more. We also talk about Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson, the highly debated and anticipated Wicked movie casting, seeing Harry Styles and hearing Jimin in Eternals, and our outfit plans for the BTS concert. For our NTBABBs we discuss people who freak out over unreleased track titles from an album, and couples who make their unremarkable meet cutes the defining aspect of their relationship. 

Brooke and Katie discuss the roller coaster of obtaining the Stoney Clover x American Girl collab, and how it's a prime example of how nepotism can be a serve. We also discuss our favorite American Girls as children, having adult minds our whole lives, and being smarter than everyone else. We talk about our upcoming trip to New York City, and about how we will be sobbing through the entirety of the Winnie the Pooh musical We recap some of the highlights of BTS' Permission to Dance online concert, and wonder what the HELL we're going to do with ourselves when we have to see them live in person. For our NTBABBs we discuss men complaining about preparing to bottom, and corporations this day and age blaming their shortcomings on covid.

Brooke and Katie discuss manifesting during the Aries full moon, our impending trip to New York City for Harryween, and Jimin and Taehyung becoming a part of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. We also briefly talk about the new season of The Bachelorette, Kourtney and Travis’ engagement, and finding out that YouTubers make mistakes on purpose in their videos to drive up interaction. For our NTBABBs we complain about people who ask for Venmo donations for their Bachelorette parties and people who cut lines at the grocery store and in other low stakes scenarios. To wrap up Brooke shares her dream cast for an all-Disney influencer production of Legally Blonde: The Musical.

After another one week hiatus, Brooke and Katie attempt to make it up to you all with a very special double length episode on Jimin’s birthday, no less! We of course address the elephant in the room, the trauma and triumph of securing BTS soundcheck tickets. We also discuss our Harry Styles concert(s) and the embarrassing behavior of some of his fans. We talk about the cringfest that is Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly’s Wattpad/sexually active band kid relationship, and Katie takes a walk down Repressed Memory Lane and reminisces on being asked to prom with a Merida music box at the Disney Store in the mall. We also discuss Katie’s run in with drag queen Nina West and world famous Disney vlogger, Kyle Pallo on the 50th anniversary of WDW. For our NTBABBs we discuss relief coordinators who refer to their coworkers as “my cast,” and people who feel the need to tell people they’re funny not being funny at all. We also talk about the Squid Game craze, and our decision to gatekeep k dramas and their actors, and the hold that the Titanic had on us as children.