Welcome back to another episode of Not Today! In this episode, we're closing the door on 2025 — a year that absolutely came in hot, stayed chaotic, and somehow didn't break us. We talk about time travel, gut instincts, parenting, mental health, money stress, dopamine addiction, phones ruining our brains, Florida Man doing Florida Man things, and why changing anything in the past feels way riskier than it sounds.

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Not Today Jenn and Eddie discuss why Eddie loves depressing Christmas music. Do we race toward the New Year becasue we think it's out mulligan for the past year? Eddie is still confused why people recognize him. Jenn and Eddie talk about the differnet family dynamics they had grwoing up and how it's affected their relationships. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

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Not Today Jenn is coming in hot. Eddie and Jenn discuss if people are too sensitive? How responsbile are you for other peoples triggers? What's the best way to end a conversation at a party? A mostly naked Jenn may or may not have saved a pack of wild dogs while doing a photo shoot. Plus, Florida Man Friday

Not Today... Eddie is still basking in the glow of his Wham-a-geddon, while Jenn is still not happy about it. Eddie has been going through it with the illness of his friend, Jerry. We find out Road Rage may be caused by more than just awful drivers and traffic. LIfe Cycles are a thing and change is inevitable. A.I. will probably kill us, but it won't be peronsal. Plus, it's ok to say "No". Also, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today Jenn gets duped. Eddie almost dies from laughing. The gang recounts their Thanksgiving break. Men get sicker than women... it's science.

Not Today... Jenn and Eddie discuss how they're gonna Wham-a-geddon each other this year. What's better, fall or christmas decorations? Eddie talks about his best friends current battle with cancer. The power of hope can be a powerful thing. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today,,, Jenn and Eddie talk food poisoning and flying. Jenn fills us in on her New York trip. Eddie has never has a lay down seat on a plane. Colton's team ran into a brick wall in the second round of the playoffs. Art vs Content, Eddie is having an existential crisis. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today... Jenn and Eddie hate getting started. Having garlic around is not a good idea. What is a normal pacing for a relationship? Is there one? Meeting the parents is about to happen to Jenn this holiday season. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today, Jenn and Eddie talk about how they can't shut their brains off. Jenn has to borrow someone else's immune system. Eddie is a different comedian than he used to be. Jenn comes from a long line of people with no filters. Are you ever to old to Trick or Treat? Are paying covers for High School parties a thing now? Can a woman date a shorter man? Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today Jenn defends her hats... again. FSU is to Jenn what the Commanders are to Eddie. When is a wedding proposal too much? Jenn and Eddie talk about how their propsals went. Plus, Florida Man Friday!