Not Today... Jenn and Eddie experienced something that seemed a little more than a coincidence. Working on a deadline, especially for procrastinators, is the only way things can get done. Some people (Jenn) give themselves false deadlines to motivate them (Eddie should learn to do this). Also they talk a little about autoerotic asphyxiation (don't try this at home... or anywhere). Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today Jenn is still trying to track down her boob doc. There was a bachelorette party at EPCOT and no rides were riden. What's the were movie you can play at a dance party and why is it "My Girl"? It's tax season and it's a brutal look back at your life the past year. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today... Jenn and Eddie discuss how life can sometimes feel like "Groundhogs Day" and how to break out of that rut. Did Eddie have Spider-Man living in his apartment building? LIving in the future is anxiety, living in the past is regret, living in the present is what exactly? Has your job institutionalized you? Eddie's has. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today... Jenn talks about her "Breast Revision" and how her doctor ghosted her. Eddie's dentist closed down. Now Jenn and Eddie both really hate call centers. Should we be terrified human a petri dish of human brain cells can now play a first person shooter game? Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today... Jenn and Eddie discuss how Colton almost ruined the car. Teaching kids driving is tough. Jenn played Comedy Mafia in the round and had to watch videos to learn how to lie. There is no gig Eddie won't drive to. Also, comparing yourself to other people isn't great but is there a good way to do it? Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today... Jenn and Eddie whip out the voicemails from listeners. Some are really nice and one is psychotic. We also give a shout out to our boy Dustin. Pro Wresting can be watched at anytime. Plus Florida Man Friday!

Not Today... Eddie tells Jenn how good the new Muppet Show is. Is Tik Tok dead? To Jenn it is. The difference between "followers" and "fans". Stranger Things was supposed to be the Winona comeback, but someone else stole it. The new A.I. program is scary good and also just scary. Eddie almost loses it on a "Gym Guy". Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today... Jenn and Eddie discuss the risks of eating internationally. You can't keep score in a realtionship. 9/11 jokes, we've all got them and we're all ashamed of them (at least Eddie is). Tom hanks and Steve Guttenberg were on the same track. What happened? How did Hanks win? Eddie has an idea. Jenn operates on brutal honesty so we all have to deal with it. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today you get a little pre-show before the show. Jenn and Eddie catch up. Eddie had to go to a track meet... it was... something. What do you have to do to get into college today? Jenn has a mini-me. Eddie upgraded his wife's engagement ring and didn't tell anyone. It's exspensive out there. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today... is 100 episodes old! ... and we forgot to talk about it. Jenn feels bad sharing good news when the world is burning. What is the "Anniversary Effect"? Do you have it? Eddie wants to go to therapy but keeps not going to therapy. Should relationships be comfortable? What is a timeshare? Also, don't buy a timeshare. Plus, Florida Man Friday!