Not Today Jenn and Eddie launch their Patreon channel on a whim. Fear of failure almost made it not happen. Writing it down makes you better and comedy. They have trouble remembering what exactly happened and the end of Jaws. How important is a dog? Very. One of them has a serious fear of rejection. How much is exactly is life changing money? Don't let Santa take all the credit. What is Summer Penis? Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today Jenn and Eddie realize people listen to podcasts on YouTube. So what are you doing here? Is Not Today the Ted Lasso of podcasts? Eddie comes out as a feminist. Would you rather be happy or content? Should Eddie make "get ready videos"? Plus, Florida Man Friday! #podcast #funny #comedy #women #tedlasso #happiness #floridaman #florida #sports #sportstalk

Not Today... Jenn introduces Eddie to "Watch Duty". Kevin the Chiweenie has some skin problems. Are you a "worst case scenario person"? Colton got his leaners permit and that's probaly the last time he drives. Eddie is gonna have "empty nest syndrome" soon and he's not sure how to deal.  Jenn's parents did not trust her to go to college. We're they rigtht? Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today... Jenn and Eddie dives into the toxic realities of social media — from buying followers to dealing with online hate. They discuss the pressure of performing online, how it warps self-worth, and why authenticity is more important than ever. Eddie’s fireman story is unhinged in the best way. Jenn shares how her 102-year-old grandma still goes to Jazzercise every day. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today Eddie recounts the wild tradition of Comic-Con with his son Colton — from 3 a.m. road trips to exclusive Hasbro hookups and the wildest cosplays (yes, even a lightsaber that looked suspiciously... NSFW). Jenn shares why cosplaying in this heat wasn't in the cards this year. Is Comedy Dead? If you meet the love of your life while cheating is it worht it? Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today Jenn and Eddie talk about the business of show business. How does watching our parents relationship affect our own realtionships? There's a little talk about the Superman movie.  Traveling sucks now when youre getting old. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today Jenn and Eddie talk insomnia, social media and extortion. Keida has some Tarot Cards you should buy. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today... Eddie learns something new about cats. Jenn and Eddie both have face blindness especially when it comes to their vet. How far would you go into debt to save a pet? Do you let your Alpha out when you need to? Eddie remembers when he discovered comedy can be more than just funny.  Sometimes a character in a story has to die, listen to find out why? Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today Jenn and Eddie talk 4thof July memories and "near death" experiences with fireworks. Keida got a Ring camera and it's freaking him out. Do we still watch shows as a society? Can you watch shows you used to watch with your ex? Does your new partner have to play catch up? Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today Jenn and Eddie discuss how good of a friend should you be? Keida over shares about his "teaching" days.  Where do you fall in your social network? Alpha, Beta? How do you audit your life and should you? Plus, Florida Man Friday!