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You might have trouble believing what a woman did on her flight, and dining out these days is out. Good luck on getting a foldable phone anytime soon, plus Halloween comes with a bonus this year, and what costume are you expecting to see the most this year. What is the best city in the US to spend Halloween in, and there is a new concern about taking Ozempic. There is a massive rise in the world of prenups, and Stevie Wonder is kicking her out. I give you the new word of the year, and you can now buy a robot that does only one thing, but it does it very well, plus what’s something that seems like a status symbol but is actually a money pit? All of it is scary, and all of it will be revealed today, so hop aboard the scary ship to Halloween town.

How should you feel when large crowds come to see your neighbors overly decorated house for Halloween? Would you refuse to attend a work meeting at 9pm? And apparently, it’s all downhill for us after 35. When you fly, do you dress nicely, or not care what you wear, plus, do you like scary movies? There’s a reason why you do. What, in your opinion, is the highest paying job that requires little to no effort, and on that topic, 9 to 5 jobs are back in favor with the younger crowd. Do you give candy to an adult who is trick or treating? Plus, we wrap things up with a nice version of “Cool Stories in Music.” How can you not listen?

A brown bear in Colorado thought the local farmers market was there for him and only him, plus if your dog sleeps in your bed and you’re not getting enough sleep; it isn’t the dog’s fault. A new record has been established for money paid for a single Pokémon card, and a current NFL player is skeptical on whether we actually landed on the moon. Apparently, it isn’t very hard to walk into a school and claim you’re a teacher, and then be allowed to teach, plus, which hobby do you think has the most annoying people? Do you think the end of the world is coming up soon, and smart glasses are having a hard time as they are banned in many places. Do genuine nice people actually finish last? We tackle the hard topics here, so set aside an hour and let’s get this started.

Have you ever wished for a walking robot hand for Halloween? Well, this is your year. Forget the massage, the latest craze is scratching salons, and a Popeyes customer claims he bit into a chicken sandwich and found something in his mouth that wasn’t chicken. Residential home bathrooms are becoming the latest in spa treatment, plus, what obscure item do you have in your possession that you’re positive no one else has? DoorDash can now deliver your order by drone, and how would you like the clippings of Neil Armstrongs hair? Well, Neil doesn’t want you to have it, plus, what’s the most valuable lesson you’ve learned from a relationship? How would you like to own a bottle of beer that was on the Hindenburg? Does your life partner snore? You’re not alone. Doctors in China found multiple sewing needles inside a man’s heart, and no one seems to know how they got there, and brace yourself for October-Halloween fun facts. It’s October, so shit is getting weird.

A Florida man is facing a felony charge after farting in bed; and I’m not kidding, plus a completely different guy wanted to make sure sex was involved before he paid for dinner; it didn’t go well. A guy paid thirty bucks for a painting worth $250,000, and are EVs more reliable than gas cars? I give you semi-proof that winning the lottery is a curse, plus I will reveal the overwhelming winner of the best place to retire. People will seemingly do most anything for Pokémon cards, and would you trust a humanoid robot? On that note, did you know your iPhone is capable of calling the cops, and playing this show for you? So, engage and let’s start this lame party.

You can now follow your dream of getting into the sex business, because the Bunny ranch is for sale. I give you the best places to retire, and are you spending too long in the shower? What is the greatest food and drink combination, and do you know what a foodie call is? Losing weight may cost you your hair, plus I give you the top 10 happiest states in America. I wrap things up with the pros and cons of masturbation, which means you’re a stroke away from having a better day.

Would you buy a toothbrush with a camera in it that flosses your teeth for you? Many people say if their pet can’t go on their trip, then they don’t go, and do you tap the side of the airplane as you board; Lots of folks do. What is a luxury item that is a headache to own, and guys who refuse to shower is still a thing, and they claim they do it for love. A man drove 60 miles to use the bathroom at a restaurant; and he’s in jail, and do you get Brazilian waxes? Many say you shouldn’t. What is the number one ice cream, plus would you go to a wedding on Halloween night? And a man fell asleep in an airplane bathroom, and he’s in jail. I’m not going to beg; bliss is a button away.

Would you eat a cookie made of plastic? Well now you can, and do your friends no longer seem to care about you; there’s a reason for that. Older women have confirmed that they like younger men, and they’re acting on it. Some restaurants are getting rid of tipping, but are charging more for your meal, and is cash on its way out? Does your life feel like it’s on autopilot? That’s probably because it is, and be warned, it’s the season for bats, so have you checked your attic lately? Flight etiquette has hit turbulent air, plus if you want to find the love of your life, simply go to a New York Mets game. And I give you America’s favorite dog breeds. It’s all here, it just needs you!

Spiderman is worth $100 million dollars, and I don’t mean the movie. Some dogs are eating better than we are, and the term, “google it” is so yesterday; it’s been replaced by hip words by hip people. Are you and your spouse in the middle of a food divorce, and did you know you can place a bet on the Little League World Series? A woman who died, and then came back to life only to discover she had a traffic ticket. I give you potato fun facts that I’m willing to bet you didn’t know, and are you a phone zombie? A major league baseball player has made history, and what is your favorite American accent? Today, I give you the top three choices. It’s like Christmas without Santa, so come see what’s in my big sack!

Some women are washing their panties in their hotel room coffee makers; and so why is that? The bomb squad was rushed in and morning drive traffic stopped, only to discover it was a sex toy. The latest wacky food you can find at your local carnival fair, and some restaurants are banning smart glasses; you may find it interesting as to why. Two Russian women ran across the tarmac to catch their plane; guess where they are. What does it mean if you have a sweet tooth, and a very fun list of facts about left handed people. I give you the feel-good story of the month, plus a 36-year-old Wisconsin women was arrested because she stole a fire truck while completely naked. Lynda joins today as we celebrate our 44th Wedding Anniversary. Naked Russians and lefty fun facts; how can you not?