There was a food fight on an airplane, and shit got ugly. A lady is dating identical twins and they’re living together. Have you burped your home yet? I’ll explain that. We have the top 5 most promiscuous countries, and the US ain’t one of them. How much are SuperBowl tickets, and you’ll be surprised to hear that most of us live in a world of sticky notes. I know I do. In the event that you’re into it, I give you the strongest beer ever. Would you climb inside a remote-controlled rental car? I give you scientific breaking news, cows are learning how to use tools. There’s a rabbit hopping in cars with people just because he wants to, and a coyote swam all the way to Alcatraz… we don’t know why. What’s the dumbest house rule you and your spouse made, plus, what are the top trending hobbies currently? We sample a brand-new Def Leppard song, plus, a woman has been forced by the courts to apologize to her cheating husband and she doesn’t seem pleased. I give you the fun fact of the day. Truth is, you have nothing better to do, so hop on board.

A flock of sheep invade a grocery store looking for acorns, like most of us do, and speaking of critters, squirrels can always find their nuts, and I’ll let that statement speak for itself. A woman was stopped for speeding at 3am and she was completely butt-ass naked, plus, a man tried to rob a grocery store and HE was also completely naked; and those two stories are unrelated. What NFL fans are the drunkest at games, and is drinking wine good for you? Which US states are the most people moving away from, and where are they going? A woman set fire to her boyfriend’s clothes in her fireplace and burned down 13 apartments in the process, which is never good. Working out can become an addiction, and it’s another story of a guy who woke up from surgery speaking perfect Spanish, and he doesn’t speak Spanish. All fun stories of our goofy, yet interesting world.

Expensive weddings aren’t worth it; many of them end in divorce. If you’re going to cheat on your spouse, don’t go to a restaurant where they have surveillance cameras…DUH! A fortune teller couldn’t foresee his own arrest, and space junk is causing us problems in more ways than you know. Your thinking of plastic surgery? Guess where the filler they use comes from? You want to test the strength of your new relationship? Take a week-long trip together; it will show you things you will wish you hadn’t seen. The top 5 careers that will age you, and what is something you slowly stop caring about as you get older? Scrolling on your phone has become a bad habit, and we’ve got ways to help you ease back on that. A real live mermaid is now in jail thank God, and beware of the mail man, but you knew that.

Next time you see a piggy bank at a Goodwill store, buy it! Tara Reid’s claim that someone spiked her drink doesn’t make any sense. Pickleball has taken over America, and I give you the unhappiest workers in the country and where they live. What jobs are harder than most people think, and details on the latest concept is that a college degree simply isn’t worth the money or the time. An 86-year-old man got a ticket for spitting, plus the latest in airlines is they are thinking of putting seats in the wings of the plane, and I’m not kidding. If you steal a car and then abandon it, make sure to get all your shit out of it before you leave it. A man paid crazy money for the Ohtani home run ball, and a guy was sitting in the waiting area to board his plane when he caught on fire. A company was sending out end of the year bonuses when they accidentally sent one employee a check for $87,000 dollars, and the employee refuses to give it back. We share a list of all the items that were pulled out of people’s asses in 2025, which is a great way to END things. See what I did there? We take a look at what the year ahead of us might bring, plus a good round of songs I’m embarrassed to admit that I love, and we take a quick look at wildcard weekend. Don’t judge…I’m old!

Along with the usual Christmas show shenanigans, I also give you the top 5 movies of the year, and Time magazine has chosen the 2025 person of the year, and it’s not me. There’s a new piece of Star Wars memorabilia that sold for a record 3.875 million, and a woman gives birth in a driverless car. How many days should a guest stay in your house during the holidays before the place starts to smell, and we deal with Christmas songs that are controversial. An only fans lady may go to jail for having sex with most anyone in her bang bus, plus TSA announces you will be charged a fine if you don’t have the real ID. There is a new number one name for boys in America, and after this next story, you’ll think twice about ordering food delivered to your home. And we wrap up the year with a story you won’t believe, and it has to do with a woman’s ear. It’s time for me to tickle your mistletoe!

Parents are opting out of taking their kids to see Santa, and what’s up with Tara Reid? A California man discovered that a bear was living under his kitchen, and it wasn’t a rent share situation. I give you the best places to have a white Christmas, and one mother is charging each family member for their Christmas dinner, and I don’t think that announcement landed well. A raccoon now knows what a hangover is all about, and Christmas in New York isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. Christmas bonuses are a thing of the past and you never know where your food has been when you order it delivered to your home. These women on only fans will do most anything for their paying customers, including going to jail. It’s so festive in here you can almost feel it, so let’s do it. NO, not that!

We move closer to Christmas with a good December show to get you in the mood. For example, a guy was arrested for showing his naughty bits to oncoming traffic. What are women thinking about while having sex? Turns out it’s not me. I give you a surefire way to improve your dating life, guaranteed! You may have heard, people find snakes in their bedroom quite often, but not one this big. Tips on how to survive traveling with your kids during the holidays, and things not to do while flying during the holidays. Apparently, we’re not supposed to forget the butter when holiday cooking, yet folks are reporting they’re spending much less for the holidays. Have you ever stolen anything from a hotel room? Plus, everything you need to know in order to survive your holiday hangover. Men are drifting away from dating all together, and I’ll tell you why. This may cause you concern because Robo taxies are on the freeways now. Plus, I give you the mother of all scams… literally! I’m inviting you to start your holidays with me, so let’s bring in December together.

Astronauts will soon be eating food made from their own urine, and I’m not kidding. Bob Ross original paintings have sold for big money, and good news if you’re bald, someone thinks they’ve figured it out. Have you tried the Scandinavian sleep method? Me either, but it seems to make sense. Why are there kangaroos in the road, and how did they get there. Have you ever cried at work? You may be surprised how many have. You ever been pissed off at the supermarket? Hopefully you didn’t do what this person did. Elton John threw another bitch fit in front of everybody back stage at a show, and is a forehead kiss the sign of a breakup? A woman was driving 107 mph because she had to get to the pizza place before they closed. It’s hard to believe what a guy will do to get out of going to the mall with his wife, but I support him. Plus, I give you tips on how to survive Thanksgiving. Join us and gobble it up.

It’s not against the law to throw a sandwich at someone, judge said, and some people are spending hours in their shower but experts are saying you shouldn’t do that. We venture into the world of Cool Stories In Music, and what is a rule society follows that makes no sense to you? And allow me to introduce you to the world’s longest married couple. Tom Brady had his long-lost favorite dog cloned by a company that he himself owns. Is that legal? I give you the top eight favorite sandwiches and that should make your day, plus, what’s something you wish your partner would do without you asking them to? Here’s a shocker; cash money is close to coming to an end. The divorce rate is at its all-time lowest and so is getting married. And my favorite, a superior court judge took a piss outside in full view of the public, and that judge is a female! The world can be a beautiful place.

A guy stood up a date so she set his house on fire, and a naked guy ran through Walmart and yes drugs were involved. How odd. Your local movie theater has never been in this bad of shape, and guess which city has the most rats? It ain’t New York. A Florida teacher showed up to class high on cocaine and it got worse from there, plus if you marry on a holiday, your marriage is cursed. Shit got weird at an Illinois McDonalds and gun play was involved, and even worse, a guy willingly paid alimony for his cats, and he was fine with it. A guy was eating a bag of Doritos and the cops were alerted, and that’s not a joke, plus a guy destroyed eighty pumpkins for no reason and yes, it was in Florida. 70-year-old Kelsey Grammer just had his 8th kid with his 4th wife, plus Kim Kardashian thinks the moon landing was a hoax. Cows apparently love jazz music and give more milk and finally, 21 monkeys are on the loose, so beware! Its amazing how shit gets stranger every week. How can that be?