Pretty good show today considering the fact that I don’t give a shit. What do most psychopaths say is their favorite color? Apparently super-fast internet is coming soon, and what is the best super hero movie of all time? What things are you starting to lose interest in, and something is apparently up with Pringles chips. A chunk of planet Mars just sold at auction. How much would you pay? And the question of the day; what would you be willing to do for a million dollars? Some of the answers may surprise you; they did for me. And a final word of warning; be careful the next time you’re at Lowes, especially if you’re looking at the sheds on display out in the parking lot. This and more are fully explained today in colorful detail. It’s better than most of the shit you have planned.

John Hamm has been replaced as the voice of Mercedes Benz and take a guess by who. One of the biggest social media stars can’t buy a place to live and wait until you hear why. A man stole 53 women’s shoes but only for the right foot. What did someone do or say that caused you to never go out with them again? The top 5 best French fries in the world of burger joints and a California lady simply can’t stop the Amazon packages from coming to her house. I give you What Year Is It, and I’ve seen Super Man, and I will review it. Don’t leave me alone I here, join me.

What would you say if I told you they have developed a drone the size of a mosquito? Well, they have, and some folks are freaked out about it. Men are concerned because they are doing more housework than ever before. And while men are cleaning house, guess where moms like to go to get away from it all? Today’s mainstream would rather scroll on their phones than have sex, and safety tip here; try not to put fireworks down your toilet if you can help it. We have fun with Alexa, a rousing round of Lynda’s fun fact follies, and we remember Kevin Gilbert. Don’t know him? Well, I think you’ll like what you hear. Throw up the shutters and batten down the hatches, I’m going to share common pieces of life advice that are complete bullshit. So, if you don’t listen, you won’t hear it…so take that!

We celebrate this July holiday with a landscaper who throws a massive party in a huge mansion that isn’t his. How about a seven-month cruise that takes you all the way around the world in luxury? Take a guess how much it costs! The question has been posed, “Is sex dead?” We head back to Florida because there’s a gator in the pool, and he aint doing the backstroke. What do you think the single best restaurant is for the eleventh straight year? There was pirate booty found in a dead guy’s bedroom wall. He had an entire secret room hidden behind a framed picture on the wall. We also give you ten 4th of July fun facts, and we wrap it up with the single best weird and wacky story in our two-year history. I’ve got a firecracker for you! Guess where it is!

If it weren’t for the criminally insane in the state of Florida, I wouldn’t have a show. Today, we offer a twofer from that wonderful land of the lame. It’s summer, which means lots of folks are flying, so we look into the sketchy world of a flight attendant who was found in the first-class lavatory of an airborne plane, completely naked, and dancing to music that wasn’t on. One man thought he saw snakes on his plane and demanded the aircraft land immediately. And you can’t say the word “bomb” on a plane and expect to get away with it. Don’t worry, he didn’t. An interesting fun fact about the octopus, a rousing round of “What Year is it” and maybe we shouldn’t pee while in the shower; just a thought. The heat of summer has brought out the nutty, and I have every bit of it to share, so hop aboard.

First off, we celebrate the return of hotdog eating champion Joey Chestnut, plus another solid round of, “Songs I Hate.” What’s an odd smell you secretly love but can’t explain? Can you imagine a dog park where dogs aren’t allowed to bark? I give you a firm example of the fact that crazy doesn’t always know it’s crazy, and being a self-confessed lover of fun facts, I have a nice one for you today. Our playground welcomes you, and your barking dog, so come on in.

Today we learn what dry begging is, and your next hotel stay might have service robots clean up your mess while you’re in the room. Men are reporting more penis in their pants, all by taking a pill which is intended for a completely different reason. I give you the holy grail of baseball cards, and details of the all-new gold digger test, which the recipient didn’t seem to appreciate. There is a two-million-dollar power ball winner but no one has showed up to claim it, and one of the creepiest weird and wacky stories we’ve had to date. Plus, Rocket Bob has knocked one out of the park, and it was social media that did the trick. All of that packed into one show? Crazy!

Yes, there was a bear in someone’s kitchen, and he was sitting on their stove. He appeared to be rather comfortable there. As shocking as it may sound, the semi colon is becoming extinct. What would we do without it. A man stole a ferret by shoving it down his pants and fleeing the store. I give you the five rudest fan bases of NFL teams, proof that big foot is real, and just because a little kid calls you fat doesn’t mean you can smack him around, especially when he isn’t your kid. I’m tired just from typing all of it. Yes, the sordid details will be yours simply by pushing play.

It’s a beautiful thing when our segment “SONGS YOU HATE” returns to the program, and one of the hated songs will have some people strap on some weapons. You may possibly have a penny worth thousands of dollars and not even know it. We give you the rudest possible days of the year to have your wedding, and people are calling this guy the worst neighbor possible. Plus, what are some things you pretend to enjoy but secretly hate. We tackle the hard news here, so jump in.

Today I’m going to read you something that you weren’t supposed to hear, and I’m going to give you something you weren’t supposed to have. Merry Christmas! A lady got pulled over and there was a raccoon named Chewy in the car and chewy had a meth pipe in his mouth. Most of us are stressed about money and most of us don’t trust our neighbors. Plus, I give you a Cool Stories in Music that focuses on a hit song that seems to have stolen a few key notes from another massive hit song, but no one ever did anything about it. See what you think! It’s another day that gives you another edition of “What You Do.”