We have a show within a show, but you’ll have to wait to find out what’s in it. Which traits did you inherit from your father? And, we head to Florida for three different stories of depravity, and I know how you like games, so I give you a rousing round of “What Year Is It.” And last but not least, I will share a radio moment from my broadcast past from 45 years ago. I was 23 at the time and I sounded much better than I do now. Plus, did you hear, Gwyneth Paltrow has started eating cheese again. To listen or not to listen…that is the question.

In the event you are looking for something extremely unusual you can bet money on, I have it for you. I also give you two random moments of Thompson family cuteness that happened on the same day, three thousand miles apart. Clearly, it’s a miracle from God. Did you know you can go to prison for trying to stop a cruise ship? Well, you can, because this guy did just that. And I don’t mean to shock you, but Gracie the cow is still at large, which will be utterly explained. We tackle the hard headlines here so proceed cautiously.

Today we spend time with a man who has a unique roommate. His roomy is a buffalo and things are not going well. We say so long to two entertainment icons and if you’re going to Coachella, make sure you take along your wallet. We take a look at this week back in our history, and I finally give you Cool Stories in Music as we delve into the musical world of Dan Hartman. Good times for all who join, and that’s a promise!

If you enjoy listening to a heartfelt, very honest and deeply emotional cleansing of the soul kind of conversation, coupled with powerful music performed live, then this clearly isn’t the show for you. Kidding of course, Tyler Hilton takes us along on a wonderful journey of what is his life. Plus, how would you like to smoke pot in a movie theater? Has a stranger ever braided your hair while you slept…ON AN AIRPLANE! A Florida dude freaked out at a children’s lemonade stand, plus we all find out what HOT WIFING is. It’s worth your time; I promise.

I give you proof that Georgia and Florida simply don’t mix, like ever. We learn when a Gator wants to get in your house, even a porch screen door won’t stop him. Hewlet Packard thought they had a great idea, and now they don’t. You’ve heard of a bull in a China shop? How about a cow in a barber shop, but it did happen in China. And we sadly say goodbye to Val Kilmer with vintage audio footage of Val being pranked by his buddy Kurt Russell. Hard not to listen to that, because “I’m your huckleberry.”

It’s father daughter day on the show as my daughter Katie lights up the room as she always does, which is a fortunate thing. There is very little earth-shattering news on this show, but it didn’t seem to matter because Katie and I found it funny anyway. A woman got her hand stuck in her boyfriend’s mouth, which why? A wide range of animals have had it and are on the run, plus robots are going to start taking your blood. Sounds weird but it’s true. And what are the fattest cities in America? Clearly a can’t miss.

The title says it all. I’ve never heard of anybody doing something like this. It re-defines the category of classy. We tongue in cheek celebrate the top 10 best television themes of all time and the three theme songs that didn’t even make the list. It’s the first anniversary of this show which gives us a moment to reflect. We celebrate our first “Florida gator” section and it’s NOT the football team, plus which airline gives you the most leg room? It’s mid-March and you have nothing better to do, so join us.

There’s always plenty of crazy in the world and today we guide you through a bunch of it. It begins with a lady who was naked while running around on the tarmac at the airport. One guy swallowed seven hundred thousand dollars worth of jewelry, followed by a doctor who tossed buckets of his own urine at a competitor. We also begin the countdown of the top 20 television theme songs. Apparently, butterflies are disappearing and which career profession cheats the most. We tackle the hard news today and we help you through it by you pushing PLAY.

This week you get to hang out with one of my favorite females on this earth. She’s like a dude with giant tits. Plus, Gina Grad will also be here. What’s the strangest thing you’ve ever seen in public? What do you do when you’re in the middle of beating the shit out of your ex-mate’s car and the cops arrive? And would you handle sitting next to a woman on an airplane only to discover the woman is dead? All of these questions will be answered, but not before you reveal your choice for our game, “What Year Is It!” It’s clearly party central on What You Do!

March simply has to be better than February because each week of that month brought me a challenge. I will explain every detail of our latest shit show. I’ve got a really good Cool Stories In Music today that is guaranteed to make you smile. We have our first ever battle of the bands, a good round of “Am I The Asshole,” and take a wild guess what the kids ate while mom slipped away to use the bathroom. It’s one of my all time favorite weird and wacky stories. We’ll miss you if you don’t join. And I’m kidding, I don’t even know you!