You won’t believe the stuff people found in a friend’s car, and 44% of Americans don’t have a romantic partner, nor do they plan to get one. I give you the top 5 best hamburgers in America, plus a man recently discovered his fiancé has serious tax troubles, and the wedding is just around the corner. The cops pulled over a woman who claims she doesn’t have to follow the law because she is a sovereign citizen. When you have a serious water problem, do what the metro station did; call in the beavers. And finally, you can now buy an AI toilet that comes to you, but it’s going to cost you. How can you not?