Dude scored 1.8 million playing slots… or did he? They had to scare off a pack of wolves, and you won’t believe how they did it. AI may be watching you during your next hotel stay and proceed with care the next time you’re in a brothel. A farmer gave away 650,000 because God told him to, and people in China are calming their nerves in a completely new way. A guy’s sister fell off his motorcycle doing 60 mph and he didn’t go back for her, top 5 cities for BBQ, and pray you never have rats like they found under a British family’s home. Plus, we say goodbye to a friend. Most of these stories are complete bullshit, but it’s kind of fun to listen to them.

Today we welcome in Noah Wyle for an extended chat about his HBO Max show, “The Pitt,” and I will have a much shorter chat with my granddaughter Onyx. A decent round of “Songs I Hate,” and what would you pay for an original Star Wars storm trooper helmet? A super pissed off woman takes her revenge on a car dealership who she says wronged her. Complete proof your dog loves you, and a naked man gets revenge in court for being naked. I’ll explain that. What’s the ideal bedtime, and the top 10 favorite pies, plus Bill Gates is selling his super yacht, so get out your piggy bank. How many friends do you think you need and what are things you don’t miss about the 80s and 90s? Unless you got something better to do, join me.

Today, we travel back in time on Cool Stories in Music to meet the Wellingtons, and clearly, you’re pumped. Half of all working people in the US don’t take their paid vacation time; I’ll tell you why for a dollar. Sports betting is surging to problematic levels, and that’s not good. What happened on a dinner date that caused you to leave in the middle of it, plus the #1 thing not to do on an airplane. I have the top 10 unhealthiest fast-food restaurants, and what are you starting to like more as you get older? And to top it all off, Florida continues to prove themselves as the most entertaining state in all of the US. Every week they surprise us with a new level of vileness. Plus, by the time you push play, I will have thought of something else, so don’t ignore me!

Pretty good show today considering the fact that I don’t give a shit. What do most psychopaths say is their favorite color? Apparently super-fast internet is coming soon, and what is the best super hero movie of all time? What things are you starting to lose interest in, and something is apparently up with Pringles chips. A chunk of planet Mars just sold at auction. How much would you pay? And the question of the day; what would you be willing to do for a million dollars? Some of the answers may surprise you; they did for me. And a final word of warning; be careful the next time you’re at Lowes, especially if you’re looking at the sheds on display out in the parking lot. This and more are fully explained today in colorful detail. It’s better than most of the shit you have planned.

John Hamm has been replaced as the voice of Mercedes Benz and take a guess by who. One of the biggest social media stars can’t buy a place to live and wait until you hear why. A man stole 53 women’s shoes but only for the right foot. What did someone do or say that caused you to never go out with them again? The top 5 best French fries in the world of burger joints and a California lady simply can’t stop the Amazon packages from coming to her house. I give you What Year Is It, and I’ve seen Super Man, and I will review it. Don’t leave me alone I here, join me.

What would you say if I told you they have developed a drone the size of a mosquito? Well, they have, and some folks are freaked out about it. Men are concerned because they are doing more housework than ever before. And while men are cleaning house, guess where moms like to go to get away from it all? Today’s mainstream would rather scroll on their phones than have sex, and safety tip here; try not to put fireworks down your toilet if you can help it. We have fun with Alexa, a rousing round of Lynda’s fun fact follies, and we remember Kevin Gilbert. Don’t know him? Well, I think you’ll like what you hear. Throw up the shutters and batten down the hatches, I’m going to share common pieces of life advice that are complete bullshit. So, if you don’t listen, you won’t hear it…so take that!

We celebrate this July holiday with a landscaper who throws a massive party in a huge mansion that isn’t his. How about a seven-month cruise that takes you all the way around the world in luxury? Take a guess how much it costs! The question has been posed, “Is sex dead?” We head back to Florida because there’s a gator in the pool, and he aint doing the backstroke. What do you think the single best restaurant is for the eleventh straight year? There was pirate booty found in a dead guy’s bedroom wall. He had an entire secret room hidden behind a framed picture on the wall. We also give you ten 4th of July fun facts, and we wrap it up with the single best weird and wacky story in our two-year history. I’ve got a firecracker for you! Guess where it is!

If it weren’t for the criminally insane in the state of Florida, I wouldn’t have a show. Today, we offer a twofer from that wonderful land of the lame. It’s summer, which means lots of folks are flying, so we look into the sketchy world of a flight attendant who was found in the first-class lavatory of an airborne plane, completely naked, and dancing to music that wasn’t on. One man thought he saw snakes on his plane and demanded the aircraft land immediately. And you can’t say the word “bomb” on a plane and expect to get away with it. Don’t worry, he didn’t. An interesting fun fact about the octopus, a rousing round of “What Year is it” and maybe we shouldn’t pee while in the shower; just a thought. The heat of summer has brought out the nutty, and I have every bit of it to share, so hop aboard.

First off, we celebrate the return of hotdog eating champion Joey Chestnut, plus another solid round of, “Songs I Hate.” What’s an odd smell you secretly love but can’t explain? Can you imagine a dog park where dogs aren’t allowed to bark? I give you a firm example of the fact that crazy doesn’t always know it’s crazy, and being a self-confessed lover of fun facts, I have a nice one for you today. Our playground welcomes you, and your barking dog, so come on in.

Today we learn what dry begging is, and your next hotel stay might have service robots clean up your mess while you’re in the room. Men are reporting more penis in their pants, all by taking a pill which is intended for a completely different reason. I give you the holy grail of baseball cards, and details of the all-new gold digger test, which the recipient didn’t seem to appreciate. There is a two-million-dollar power ball winner but no one has showed up to claim it, and one of the creepiest weird and wacky stories we’ve had to date. Plus, Rocket Bob has knocked one out of the park, and it was social media that did the trick. All of that packed into one show? Crazy!