There’s always plenty of crazy in the world and today we guide you through a bunch of it. It begins with a lady who was naked while running around on the tarmac at the airport. One guy swallowed seven hundred thousand dollars worth of jewelry, followed by a doctor who tossed buckets of his own urine at a competitor. We also begin the countdown of the top 20 television theme songs. Apparently, butterflies are disappearing and which career profession cheats the most. We tackle the hard news today and we help you through it by you pushing PLAY.

This week you get to hang out with one of my favorite females on this earth. She’s like a dude with giant tits. Plus, Gina Grad will also be here. What’s the strangest thing you’ve ever seen in public? What do you do when you’re in the middle of beating the shit out of your ex-mate’s car and the cops arrive? And would you handle sitting next to a woman on an airplane only to discover the woman is dead? All of these questions will be answered, but not before you reveal your choice for our game, “What Year Is It!” It’s clearly party central on What You Do!

March simply has to be better than February because each week of that month brought me a challenge. I will explain every detail of our latest shit show. I’ve got a really good Cool Stories In Music today that is guaranteed to make you smile. We have our first ever battle of the bands, a good round of “Am I The Asshole,” and take a wild guess what the kids ate while mom slipped away to use the bathroom. It’s one of my all time favorite weird and wacky stories. We’ll miss you if you don’t join. And I’m kidding, I don’t even know you!

Have you ever wanted to have sex in a hot air balloon? Me neither, but now you can if you choose. Learn what your favorite month is, and how a few simple adjustments can greatly improve your life. What unique things did you learn about your partner after you moved in together, and could you have a strong relationship with a robot? The choice may not be yours. Plus, my conversation with Darren Hayes is both moving and hysterical, at the same time. We try to make one of your least favorite months tolerable. One last question; Could you live underwater? People are already doing it!

It’s our special Valentines show and we give you the worst Valentines song ever recorded, and we ain’t kiddin. What would you do if you found one hundred and two venomous snakes living in your garden? You would move of course! Plus, a couple had an evening of drugs and sex play where he was arrested while dressed as a Dalmatian dog with one of his wrists handcuffed, and they both went to jail. It screams happy Valentine’s Day. Join the fun.

Today, I chat with radio icon Gary Bryan from K-Earth 101 in Los Angeles. We learn how a banana can land you in jail. We delve deep into the best and worst Superbowl halftime shows in history, and we give you two fun facts about Christopher Walken which simply make him seem stranger than he already is. Its action packed and free, so come on in because it’s luke warm and completely worthless. How can you not?

Today, Kentucky shows us their darker side, which isn’t hard to do. We give you a round of, “Am I the asshole?” If you’re the middle child, we have proof that you are the nice one, can a job make you more attractive, and we tackle the hard topics with your favorite cheeses ranked. Plus, we have a new listener today, and he is by far our youngest listener! It’s clearly a don’t miss.

Today we give you a prime example of what disgruntled sounds like. Plus, let me be the last person to say this but if you’re a Gen Z, there’s a very strong chance that you are stupid. We give you a rousing round of, “What is crawling up my leg,” and we share what was a historical meeting between Elvis and the Beatles, and one of them didn’t want to be there. It’s January and you have nothing better to do so join us. You can always shut it off if it ain’t your thang!

Today is part two of the origin of famous phrases, and it’s not as bad as it may sound, because Harley the ice eating dog comes in and saves it. If you’re a fan of Hot Pockets, you’re not alone. One guy is in jail because of his fetish for them. We give you a nice round of, “Am I the Asshole.” Plus, we find out the top 10 sports cities in the US, and I call bullshit on #1. It’s early in the year and I know for a fact you have nothing better to do, so join us.

Today we air a phone call made in 1964 by President Lyndon Baines Johnson to the Haggar slacks company, and it’s a conversation you can’t unhear. Florida residents are pissed at Sylvester Stallone simply because he’s trying to protect his creativity, or at least that’s what Sylvester said. Discover what kind of smell caused a packed airplane of passengers to land for a full 24 hours. And we give you the origin of many famous phrases that you may well use yourself. Find out all that and more on a packed “What You Do.”