A flock of sheep invade a grocery store looking for acorns, like most of us do, and speaking of critters, squirrels can always find their nuts, and I’ll let that statement speak for itself. A woman was stopped for speeding at 3am and she was completely butt-ass naked, plus, a man tried to rob a grocery store and HE was also completely naked; and those two stories are unrelated. What NFL fans are the drunkest at games, and is drinking wine good for you? Which US states are the most people moving away from, and where are they going? A woman set fire to her boyfriend’s clothes in her fireplace and burned down 13 apartments in the process, which is never good. Working out can become an addiction, and it’s another story of a guy who woke up from surgery speaking perfect Spanish, and he doesn’t speak Spanish. All fun stories of our goofy, yet interesting world.