Today we give you “extra bone” to the birthday trombone. We also get you ready for Halloween with Mark’s top 10 best Halloween movies. Plus, you thought you were tough? Wait till you hear what one woman did. OK, I’m tired of having to think while I type so just push play and let’s be done with it.

Today my guest is Joe Moore, who has written a best-selling book. You won’t believe what Joe has done for us. We chat with the winner of last weeks game, “Who said it” and I managed to find a way to fill almost two hours with complete and utter crap, but it’s fun crap. Push play and see if you agree!

And boy what a secret! This one is a life changer if she ever reveals it. Today we play a new game where the winner gets more than a call from me, you get swag you can’t buy in any store. Plus, the story about a lady who sits in jail because she sprayed her neighbor with water, and tons more crap that I try to make sound way better than it actually is. How can you not listen? That’s not a question you need to answer.

Holy shit what a week. Today we reveal the unbelievable request the bride to be requested on her wedding day, the last song Eddie Money recorded prior to his death, and the perfect age for you to get married according to the algorithm. And I had to look up the spelling of algorithm and I may have gotten it wrong. Plus, our guest Mike Sherry shows us all how to reinvent ourselves. It may not be a good show, but it’s long.

Today we look at some of the airline issues caused by unruly passengers. We give pumpkin spice the middle finger, and we reveal the #1 day and time that you and your significant other should have sex. Not to mention, “BREAKING NEWS” from the What You Do newsroom. Today we accomplish absolutely nothing and have a blast doing it. You have been warned, so push play and let the beauty roll over you.

Today we take a look at the crazy shit that goes on with some people when they board an airplane. It’s like they lose their minds. Joey Lawrence uses an age-old Hollywood trick and we call him on it, and the story I simply still cannot believe it happened, yet it did. Plus, we chat with Adam Nimoy who speaks about the troubled relationship he had with his father, Leonard. You should listen, it’s not bad.

Today, we take a look at the report card of the show and come to the conclusion that we have to study harder. We take a look at the weirdest stories of the week with one in particular that you’ll find hard to listen to. Plus, we talk with the winner of the Starbucks game. It’s a sad sack of a show if you ask me, but it goes down better with that margarita that a guy drank out of his girlfriend’s butt in a Mexican restaurant, and that I promise you.

If you have been thinking of doing any work in or around your home, then my guest today is a must listen. Bill Graham owns a construction company and has vital information on what you should do, and most importantly, what you shouldn’t do when hiring someone to do the work for you. Plus, a whole bunch of my bullshit to chew on before I talk to Bill. Will today’s show benefit you? That all depends on “What You Do.”

Simply put, Danny Bonaduce is one of a kind. I’ve never met anyone who is his equal. From the 10 year old red headed kid who comedically carried the television show, “The Partridge Family,” on his back, to a stellar radio career, Danny has always shined, except for the numerous times he was arrested and put in jail. Danny has faced major medical problems in the last few years and he is back upright and able to talk about it. Join us now as we all get to know Danny Bonaduce.

Today you will meet Amy Maurer Creel. Simply put, Amy does something that makes the world a better place. We also find out Mark’s plan to buy Graceland and become its grand lord and master. We discover what that tiny pocket on your Levi jeans was actually intended for, and we discover the moment that Mark realized he’s old. And to discover why today is monumental in the history of M&L Studios, all you have to do is push play, so push it!