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  • If The Last Supper Had An Open Bar, There Would've Been Less Holy Communion And More Divine Hookups

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    In this lively and irreverent episode of the "Not Well" podcast, hosts Bobby and Jim tackle a range of topics with their signature blend of humor and biting commentary. The episode opens with Bobby humorously expressing exasperation, setting the tone for a conversation filled with snark and wit. As they delve into the subject of Christianity, the hosts express their frustration with what they perceive as a common persecution complex among some Christians. They humorously critique the tendency to overreact to criticism and poke fun at historical and religious narratives.

    The hosts draw a satirical parallel between modern complaints and events like the Last Supper, quipping that it "wasn't even the last supper, but you guys have to cry about everything." This line highlights their playful take on the serious subject of religious persecution. They further challenge the traditional narrative by humorously suggesting that the real "first supper" was more akin to a feast of Dionysus, referencing ancient Greek culture and the Olympics.

    The discussion takes an unexpected turn as Bobby and Jim speculate about historical figures and their roles, including a tongue-in-cheek reference to a "Korean crusader." This humorous conjecture underscores the episode's theme of questioning and reinterpreting historical and religious events. The hosts maintain a light-hearted and irreverent tone throughout, engaging in a conversation that blends dark humor, satire, and a touch of skepticism.

    This episode of "Not Well" offers listeners a unique perspective on religious topics, combining comedy with thought-provoking insights. Bobby and Jim's approach challenges conventional views while keeping the atmosphere light and entertaining, making for an engaging and memorable episode.

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    55 min
  • Brat Pack Life: Fluff That Little Hog, Strut Your Stuff, and Make No Apologies

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    In this episode of "Not Well," Bobby and Jim dive into the unexpected announcement of President Biden stepping down, sparking a chaotic and humorous discussion about the political landscape. They express shock at the news, joke about Kamala Harris possibly becoming the next president, and comment on the absurdities of the political world, including Biden's physical struggles and Kamala's public persona. The hosts speculate on the implications of Harris's potential presidency, highlighting her public image and the comedic elements of her speeches.

    They also share personal anecdotes, including a recent wild weekend involving pool parties, bars, and meeting podcast listeners. The conversation shifts to their upcoming camping trip, where they discuss their insecurities, especially around body image and perceptions among their friends. The episode is peppered with lighthearted banter about their daily routines, such as the annoyance of morning rituals and the hilarity of public bathroom etiquette.

    Bobby and Jim also express their growing disinterest in straight spaces and the mundane nature of straight social events, preferring instead the freedom and excitement of gay gatherings. They end the episode with a humorous reflection on their shared experiences and a lighthearted sign-off.

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    59 min
  • Drunk national anthems, devilish speeches, and gapped-tooth gays—just another day in America's circus

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    We kick things off with laughs and excitement, diving into a hilarious Ashley Tisdale video sighting. The conversation spirals into unexpected territory with mentions of bacterial vaginosis, stolen voices, and some notable cuts that keep everyone in stitches.

    Bobby then takes the stage to critique the Grammys, throwing shade at a four-time nominee and questioning the validity of music awards. The tea spills over Billie Eilish vs. Charlie XCX, societal biases, and some juicy personal anecdotes about cocaine use, high blood pressure, and the absurdities of workplace food theft. As if that wasn't enough, we also tackle political violence, the role of religion in society, and why certain political figures desperately need a reality check.

    Next, we dive into social observations and personal realizations, starting with tales of not noticing women and 'dick scanning' in Park City. The discussion shifts to the impact of transphobia and Matthew Shepherd's tragedy, interspersed with Aunt Lisa's hilarious 'ugly hot' celebrity game. We share our camping anxieties and excitement for 'Squirt weekend' at Camp Buck Wood, complete with public sexuality stories, 'sack diversity,' and 'ball painting.' We also humorously plan to call our campsite 'El Campground' for 'cis campers' and end with one of us feeling 'concrete legs' from being high, reflecting on life's novelty and excitement.

    The edible-fueled introspection continues with insights on autism, sensory overload during Notre Dame football games, and the beauty of solitude. We recount prime dining hall moments and the serenity of an overhead fan, blending humor with heartfelt exploration of personal growth and self-acceptance.

    Then, we tackle a beefy misunderstanding (not the food kind) and invite lesbians and gays to share their views on each other, aiming to compare notes and add some spice to the conversation.

    From there, we recount our bar outings, discussing social expectations and incidents like clapping at a bar, inquiries about Jimmy Carter, and a peculiar prayer to Helen Keller. Miscommunications, parade mishaps, and brunch party proposals highlight our social (mis)adventures, leading to reflections on organizing community events and improving social gatherings.

    Finally, we delve into vulnerability, body image, and social dynamics. We discuss the need for air conditioning, feelings of vulnerability in showers among friends, and personal grooming strategies. Observations on dental hygiene linked to sexual behavior, critiques of cycling attire and behavior, and whimsical musings about encountering Big Bird round out the fun. We conclude with an invitation for the LGBTQ+ community to share their perspectives, encapsulating discussions on personal vulnerabilities, societal observations, and the importance of community engagement.

    Join us for this whirlwind of laughs, snark, and all-too-real moments on "Not Well"!



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    1 hr 8 min
  • Living In A Neon Pink Speedo World Where Cups Have Names And Dogs Twerk On Counters

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    In this episode of 'Not Well,' hosts Bobby and Jim return from a pool session donning pink Speedos and dive into their usual humorous banter. They discuss everything from their forced poolside attire to the influence of their drunk sunglass escapades. Bobby identifies strongly with Hannah from the TV show 'Girls,' comparing himself to her while poking fun at the show's dramatic elements. They also touch upon various humorous topics such as gym etiquette, the peculiarities of cats, and the absurdity of fireworks celebrations. The podcast also features a voicemail rant that spirals into discussions on the absurdity of actor method performances, particularly criticizing character actors like Daniel Day-Lewis. The episode concludes with Bobby and Jim reflecting on their experiences at a recent Pride event, expressing their frustrations with their jobs, and diving into a discussion on social norms and expectations while humorously maintaining their trademark light-hearted tone.

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    38 min
  • Something's Poking Them in Between Their Shoulder Blades....It's Your Dick

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    In this hilariously chaotic episode of Not Well, Bobby and Jim kick things off with a nostalgic trip down memory lane, reminiscing about their childhood memories with Muzzy, the language bear. They humorously recount the bizarre yet endearing commercials that convinced American children they could effortlessly learn French. This blast from the past sets the stage for the duo's trademark blend of humor and irreverence as they segue into their recent adventure-filled trip to New York City.

    Their New York escapade is nothing short of unpredictable. From attending jock nights to indulging in Michelin star sushi, Bobby and Jim leave no stone unturned. They vividly describe the scene at the jock night, where modesty was nowhere to be found, and everyone was flaunting their assets. Bobby shares a particularly embarrassing moment involving a toe cap floating in a pool, while Jim talks about dealing with the aftermath of a shawarma feast that led to the infamous sulfur burps. Their detailed accounts of navigating Brooklyn’s quaint neighborhoods, braving unexpected thunderstorms, and dining under the Brooklyn Bridge paint a vivid picture of their adventure.

    The episode doesn't shy away from the raw and risqué aspects of their trip. From candid discussions about sexual encounters at nightclubs to humorous takes on the peculiarities of gay nightlife, Bobby and Jim keep the laughter rolling. They recount perusing different rooms in search of the perfect partner, the awkwardness of making eye contact with someone less appealing, and the barbaric yet thrilling nature of these experiences. Their unfiltered storytelling captures the essence of their spontaneous and adventurous spirit, offering listeners a rollercoaster ride of humor, irreverence, and candid commentary on the eccentricities of gay life and travel.

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    1 hr 20 min
  • The Case of the Escaping Thong and Wandering Balls

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    ***Warning*** Bobby is hammered

    Hello, darlings! Buckle up for another electrifying episode of "Not Well" with your favorite disaster duo, Bobby and Jim! Tonight's show is serving up a cocktail of chaos, comedy, and maybe a touch of public indecency. As you hear this, we’re probably knee-deep in Pride festivities, or as we like to call it, "Jock Night," where our busses and dicks are out in full celebratory swing. 🌈

    Happy Pride, everyone! While you might be waving your rainbow flags, we're out here reminiscing about my sixth-grade girlfriend, Dee Dee, who later revealed she was a lesbian. Shout out to you, Dee Dee! Isn't it wild seeing people live their authentic lives? It’s all about being true to yourself, folks.

    Now, speaking of authenticity, we’re breaking down what it means to be genuinely not well. Whether it's dodging overpriced vodka Red Bulls at VIP events or avoiding the soul-crushing mediocrity of a corporate Pride parade, we're here to spill the tea and maybe a few cocktails.

    Pride is all about embracing who you are, even if that means wearing a thong and chaps to a party and having a ball (literally) pop out. Who knew fashion could be so hazardous? And let's not forget the new trend of GMEs (Gay Man Magnets). We're ready to pull in every hot guy from here to New York!

    We also dabble in the absurdity of themed parties and the struggle of dressing up. Honestly, the effort is exhausting, but when you turn heads in a thong, it's all worth it.

    So, whether you're a muddy bottom or a dirty side, remember to speak your truth and live authentically. Join us in this absolutely unhinged episode of fun. And to all our listeners, happy Pride and happy straight Pride to those watching the airshow in Grove City.

    Stay fabulous, stay true, and we'll see you next time on "Not Well."

    Adios, amigos! 🌈✨

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    45 min
  • Who Needs Deodorant at a Musk Party When You Have Sulfuric Burps and Dry Mouth Nightmares?

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    In this outrageous episode of "Not Well," Bobby and Jim dive into a whirlwind of unfiltered hilarity and unexpected revelations. They start with Bobby's new venture, Sugar Daddy's Creamery, which prompts a bizarre yet amusing discussion on homemade ice cream flavors. The conversation spirals into chaotic territory, touching on everything from embarrassing nudist magazine photoshoots to their struggles with addiction, where Bobby hilariously admits to his gambling problem and past smoking habits.

    As they discuss body image and confidence, the duo doesn't shy away from poking fun at their own quirks and insecurities, leading to laugh-out-loud moments about bread bowls, dry mouth nightmares, and the awkwardness of hook-ups. They also tackle serious topics with their signature humor, including a heartfelt voicemail about autism and the challenges of growing up undiagnosed.

    The episode is peppered with random asides, such as bizarre encounters with elderly women at an ice cream shop, musings on human motivation driven by envy, lust, and jealousy, and a hilarious critique of Columbus trying to be a "big city." Bobby and Jim's dynamic banter, combined with their no-holds-barred commentary, makes this episode a rollercoaster of comedy and candidness.

    Bobby was out of control so get ready. 

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    46 min
  • Watching Your Kid's Half Ass Achievements Isn't as Fun as My Night in the Dark Room at the Eagle

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    In this episode of Not Well, hosts Bobby and Jim celebrate Pride Month with a humorous and cringeworthy intro, discussing LGBTQ+ identity and a quirky butter shop deal. They share their reactions to a listener's voicemail, sparking a deep discourse on public harassment, emergency responses, and Pride Month's diverse reactions. The conversation also covers corporate pride fatigue, activism, and the impact of religious and community cults. This episode critiques societal values, freedom, and social constructs, with a humorous take on parenthood, social pressures, and personal stories. The hosts also delve into diverse perspectives on fitness events, the philosophy of existence, and life's interconnectedness, wrapping up with light-hearted banter and a call to support through merch purchases.

    00:00 Introduction and Awkward Start

    00:12 Pride Month Celebrations

    00:19 Butter Shop Deals and Drawn Butter Discussion

    00:47 Crab Legs and Seafood Talk

    02:09 Sweating and Ear Irrigation

    02:49 Google Voice Voicemail

    03:07 Thatcher's Voicemail and Public Harassment

    07:20 Pride Month Reflections and Corporate Pride Critique

    12:51 Marjorie Taylor Greene Rant

    22:03 Cult Documentary Discussion

    34:12 Debating College Affordability

    34:54 Armed Resistance and Self-Defense

    38:22 Parents and Their Expectations

    43:47 High School Memories and Senior Pictures

    47:41 Rants on Public Behavior and Personal Preferences

    57:45 The Reality of Running and Fitness Culture

    01:05:08 Existential Thoughts and Reincarnation

    01:07:29 Closing Remarks and Announcements

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    1 hr 9 min
  • Seduction Games, Wiener Hunting, and Alleyway Secrets

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    In this lively and unfiltered episode of "Not Well," hosts Bobby and Jim dive into a myriad of topics, blending humor, personal anecdotes, and candid discussions on controversial issues. The episode kicks off with the hosts bantering about their recent experiences, including unexpected and awkward encounters with strangers. They recount a night out where Bobby found himself in an alley with a surprise penis in front of him, leading to a hilarious recounting of their adventures.

    The conversation then shifts to Bobby's attempts at playing a game of seduction, which he humorously admits is not going well. Jim teases Bobby about his direct approach to flirting and seduction, contrasting it with his own more coy and strategic methods. They discuss the concept of seduction techniques, drawing from the book "The Game," and how these tactics apply (or don't apply) in the gay community.

    Bobby shares his thoughts on the privilege and entitlement of celebrity children, particularly targeting Northwest and her Broadway debut, which he humorously compares to a "Make a Wish" performance. The hosts also delve into their own childhood memories, touching on moments that may have hinted at their sexual orientation from a young age.

    A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to a discussion on neurodivergence, with Bobby and Jim reflecting on their own experiences and traits that might suggest they are on the autism spectrum. This leads to a broader conversation about how they navigate social interactions and sensory overloads in crowded or noisy environments.

    The episode takes a serious yet comedic turn as the hosts express their frustration with societal expectations and the constant need to censor themselves to avoid offending others. Bobby passionately declares that he will no longer hold back and will speak his mind, regardless of potential backlash.

    The hosts wrap up the episode by encouraging listeners to call in and share their most unfiltered thoughts and opinions, promising to protect their anonymity. They emphasize the importance of authenticity and honesty in their interactions, both on the podcast and in their personal lives.


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    54 min
  • She went from cute little pop star to Bleach-Blonde, Bad-Built, Butch Body Lowe's lesbian

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    Hosts: Bobby and Jim

    Opening Remarks:

    • Bobby and Jim open the episode with casual banter, Bobby imitating Paris Hilton's voice.
    • They express excitement for the episode, mentioning it's a bonus episode.
    • Brief discussion about Paris Hilton's real voice and Bobby’s past obsession with her.

    Main Segments:

    1. Reacting to Political Drama:
      • Bobby and Jim react to a political video featuring Marjorie Taylor Greene (MTG).
      • They humorously critique MTG’s behavior and the chaos in Congress.
      • Discussion on the insults exchanged in Congress, focusing on MTG’s appearance being mocked.
      • Bobby and Jim joke about wanting to make T-shirts with the phrase "Bleach-Blonde, Bad-Built, Butch Body."
    2. Commentary on Celebrity News:
      • They talk about various celebrities, including Jojo Siwa and her transformation.
      • They discuss Britney Spears and a viral video of her.
      • They critique Jennifer Lopez’s recent career moves, expressing discontent with her current projects.
      • Harrison Butker's speech at a Catholic college is criticized, focusing on his views on women's roles.
    3. Personal Anecdotes:
      • Bobby shares his recent solo trip to New York City, detailing his experiences and interactions.
      • He describes going to the Eagle, a gay bar, and meeting various people, including a man named David from Columbia University.
      • He recounts his experience at Goldilocks, a bear party, highlighting his awkward yet endearing interactions.
    4. Cultural Observations:
      • Bobby and Jim discuss the culture and dynamics within gay bars and parties.
      • They mention the importance of taking intermissions during long days in New York City to recharge.
    5. Listener Engagement:
      • Bobby and Jim address listener questions and comments, discussing topics such as emotional versus physical affairs.
      • They solicit listener input on seduction techniques and tips for their upcoming discussion on gay seduction strategies.
    6. Future Topics:
      • Bobby hints at discussing a book called "The Game" and its implications for gay seduction.
      • Jim mentions a future topic on autism and its potential overlap with being gay, teasing a deeper discussion in the next episode.

    Closing Remarks:

    • Bobby and Jim wrap up the episode, encouraging listeners to call in with their seduction tips and feedback.
    • They remind listeners to subscribe and follow the podcast.
    • Bobby expresses excitement for the upcoming topics and interactions with listeners.

    This episode features a mix of humor, personal stories, and social commentary, staying true to the podcast's theme of exploring diverse and sometimes taboo topics with a comedic twist.

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    1 hr 15 min

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