Just celebrating his 47th birthday, Ed pontificates on not sleeping now that he’s older and how times at the Pleasantville War Memorial Civic Center seem dire these days. The Women’s Field Hockey team, security vendor changes and Miss Tiffani aren’t making things easier.

Cannabis cream is a thing and it WORKS. Hear Ginger’s harrowing tales of visiting multiple pot shops to find it!

All this AND: Human Composting. Game of Thrones. Millennial burnout (poor babies). Mommie Dearest on TNT.

Come have a laugh and a listen, won’t you?!?

Hey, everyone: Ed here. Ginger is on vacation so I’m lying down on the therapy couch and letting loose about divorce, life, and being cool to your fellow human beings. I got taken back to court for (hopefully) the last time by the Ex. It took a weirdly tragic emotional toll on me after ten straight years of hell.

This episode is just me waxing poetic regarding the end of the road of the “paperwork” and where I go from here now that my boy is eighteen years of age and off to college.

Warning: While this show is NOT necessarily funny, it might help those of you out there that go through the same ridiculous crap with former significant others.

***Apologies for the weird Tinker Bell tambourine-ish sounds throughout…I’m still figuring out this audio mixing bit!***

‘Tis the Season for Kurt Russell as the Santa we all need in these dark times! PLUS: Thieving, gambling nuns gone rogue, cheesecake (not THAT kind) promotions gone horribly wrong, young store cashiers who don’t understand what cash is and…PRESENTS!

Grab that eggnog and raucously listen to this very merry episode of NOTHING WORKS HERE! Yay!

In today's episode, Ginger is all freaked out about the infamous Dr. He and his evil, gene-spliced embryos sanctioned by the Chinese government! It's all okay though because we've got a Christmas gift list for the stupid rich! And: Ginger breaks down and purchases a fake Christmas tree. Hilarity ensues. All this and more on...Nothing. Works. HERE.

It’s Pearl Harbor Day…NEVER FORGET.

We’ve got followers?!? And freakin’ subscribers? Wow! Who knew? That’s so RAD…whoops, we lost some the day after we recorded this. Whatever.

Ed and Ginge talk up the ridiculously awesome Avengers 4 trailer! Aaaaaand the Captain Marvel trailer. Meh. At least that’s Ed’s take. He’s sure the movie will be great. Yeah. Absolutely.

Did you hear that Kevin Hart is hosting the Oscars in 2019? Oh, wait, now he’s not? Because of tweets from eight years ago? Ah, geez…can all this retcon business just STOP already?

When was the last time you got Santa photos of your kids? BECAUSE THEY’RE STUPID EXPENSIVE and the quality is the WORST.

All that (and more!) on this week’s exciting episode of…NOTHING WORKS HERE!

Ed finally gets around to watching Stranger Things 2 (because of Halloween and all) and can't shut up about how good it is. Thanksgiving is coming up and it's TOTALLY better than Christmas. Finally, Ed and Ginger wonder: Does every workplace have crazy accountants (or three)?

Winter has hit Pleasantville, USA, and Ed isn't ready to deal with the dark and cold! Ginger has her knickers in a twist over the new redhead emoji. Meanwhile, our beloved president has had a really memorable week of tweeting and press conferences (even for him); Ed and Paulie talk up which political leaders would be fun to have a beer with. Enjoy!

Ed and Ginger talk up the NFL from the weekend and call attention to weird coach and player names therein. Ed attended a Divorce Party and tells you all about it. Ginge has a 5 MPH rule when driving and DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL IF YOU DON'T RESPECT IT. Yay!